Having sex with an escort cheating???

[tenpoundsleft]

It's only cheating if you don't pay.

 

[ulfbehrt]

Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and lern and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?

My grandfather always said "If you think it might be wrong, IT'S WRONG!" If she's already relocating for you she's obviously bonded to you, but if you want to please her sexually all you need to do is simply ask her what YOU CAN DO FOR HER and then you just do exactly what she says AND don't forget to bring that wonderful woman flowers every now and then out of the blue just for the fuck of it. Show up at her work on her birthday or some anniversary with a SHIT TON of roses or whatnot and she will stick with you forever most likely lol.

Lastly imho monogamy is a beautiful thing when you find the right person. Being a man whore might be fun for a while, but even with a rubber on you can still get herpes and all sorts of other stuff and all that shit ain't worth losing out on a GOOD woman. Hookers ain't worth your time brother..........just ask us or google for fuck sakes man

 

[x11]

This woman relocating could be a psycho stalker. I guess all the white knights here never considered that option.

 

[johntt44]

Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and learn and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?

What would you think if she paid a guy to fuck her? It's still cheating and bringing risk not only into your life but your girlfriend's as well.

 

[master.on]

Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and learn and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?

Paying = not cheating? wtf?
So if your girl gets banged for free she ain't cheating on you?

Yea good luck with that. You ain't gonna learn shit fucking a hooker once. If at all.

Learn to steal personal valuables?
Hookers are always good at that, they say...
Woman who hid Rolex in her vagina is busted in another theft

 

[Demondosage]

Paying = not cheating? wtf?
So if your girl gets banged for free she ain't cheating on you?


Learn to steal personal valuables?
Hookers are always good at that, they say...
Woman who hid Rolex in her vagina is busted in another theft

True story, had a bitch I was banging try to pull a diamond ring off my finger in the middle of sex. I guess she thought I'd be too preoccupied to notice.....hookers and thieves man, I'm telling ya

 

[Juced]

Okay dudes I’m dating a girl it’s a long distances thing but she’s moving down for me. But the problem is I’m not shit but I’m not the best in bed. So I was thinking of getting a hooker and learn and try some things on her? Iv been told it’s not cheating because it’s more like a business thing u pay fuck leave no connection? What do u Guys reckon?

its cheating plain and simple. would you tell her? i assume not...
watch porn and google to learn some things imo...

 

[tenpoundsleft]

Is it cheating if you watch porn while fucking a girl?

Gimme a like if you've also done this.

 

[Max562]

You sound like a teenager....get some mt 2 and some freek juice and fuck her world up when she gets there

 

[master.on]

Is it cheating if OP' gf only takes it up the ass?
She's leaving her pussy reserved for OP use only, so maybe she ain't cheating at all.

 

[GianT_SlayeR]

Watch a fucking porno

 

[cerialkiller92]

Just choke her until she passes out. They love that.





We're still talking about hookers right?

I just had to explain to my girl why I busted out laughing. I'm fucking done lol