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Senorman
Well-known Member
Give her a massage, rub her clit till she cums (at least once) then fuck her. Pretty basic stuff.
Deisel26
Member
He’d be the same guy saying “eatin ain’t cheating”
Nattyboomba
New Member
I gotta say, I've been around this forum a while now, and if you'd have told me I'd be reading a thread of jacked up gearheads giving relationship advice to an autistic kid today, I'd have called bullshit, but here we are.....
practice eating ass on a whore,
that's nasty even on a manwhore level
that's nasty even on a manwhore level
Why would you need to practice eatin ass...its a circle...insert tounge make noises.lol pussy takes practice anyone can be an ass eating fiend all it takes is enthusiasm.
The practice comes from not freaking out when you get a bit of toilet paper on your tongue
Key to a relationship is to only have sex with the other person in that relationship. If you got side bitches or one nighters your a pos just own up to it. Got buddies that are level 10 pieces of shit just got to man up to it.
I agree. The sarcasm in my post may not have properly come across.
That's were the enthusiasm comes in. Enough enthusiasm and you'll eat the tp.
tenpoundsleft
Member
Look up Hegre and their massage videos, that's "normal" and sensual stuff - stuff that normal chicks like.
It's the multi tasking that requires practice. moving you tongue in circles while fingering a clit side to side.That's were the enthusiasm comes in. Enough enthusiasm and you'll eat the tp.
RobertL
Member
Just be honest with her. The ladies love honesty. Tell her you're a bit nervous and you know you're not the best but you'll do whatever it takes to please her. Take her advice and all that and she'll guide you through it.
Remind her that you'll do anything for her when it comes to pleasing her sexually so you've booked an escort who should be aids free because you're paying a premium price.
She'll understand. Trust me.
Remind her that you'll do anything for her when it comes to pleasing her sexually so you've booked an escort who should be aids free because you're paying a premium price.
She'll understand. Trust me.
Nattyboomba
New Member
Solid point. Fact is, you could just as easily ask one of the dudes you work out with if you could eat his ass. I mean, for the sake of time and efficiency, wouldn't that be the way to go? Seems with SO many buttholes around it would be selfish as well as financially irresponsible to pay to tounge punch a hookers starfish, ya know? Why should she get the goods?
OldmanRob
Well-known Member
Using an escort while in a relationship is cheating two people.
It's cheating two women out of sex with a real man.
It's cheating two women out of sex with a real man.
Give us a room and close the door
Leave us for a while
Your boy won't be a boy no more
Young, but not a child
I'm the Gypsy
The acid Queen
Pay before we start
The Gypsy
I'm guaranteed
To tear your soul apart
Gather your wits and hold on fast
Your mind must learn to roam
Just as the Gypsy Queen must do
You're gonna hit the road
My work is done now look at him
He's never been more alive
His head it shakes his fingers clutch
Watch his body writhe
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