here's your chance to rant about your woman

[dolfe1]

And no Food you dirt loving bastard I don't expect you to post on here. Is it just me or does it seem like woman loose everything, my gf is constantly losing her keys? Why? And I am always the one who has to find them. I had to spend ten minutes last night looking for the remote so I could flip channels during the commercials for the draft, as if she should be touching the remote in the first place, woman have no idea how important the remote is!

 

[maxx]

And no Food you dirt loving bastard I don't expect you to post on here. Is it just me or does it seem like woman loose everything, my gf is constantly losing her keys? Why? And I am always the one who has to find them. I had to spend ten minutes last night looking for the remote so I could flip channels during the commercials for the draft, as if she should be touching the remote in the first place, woman have no idea how important the remote is!

well i cant say anything about loosing shit.(i loose mine all the time)...but one thing i cant stand is when were going out to eat in the evenings,she will wait till were in the truck to put on her lipstick pulls down that fucking vanity mirror and the fucking light blinds me and i cant see shit.ask her why the hell she does that she just says "because it's in my purse and not in the house" how many women only have one thing of lipstick?put it on in the house!

maxx

 

[dolfe1]

well i cant say anything about loosing shit.(i loose mine all the time)...but one thing i cant stand is when were going out to eat in the evenings,she will wait till were in the truck to put on her lipstick pulls down that fucking vanity mirror and the fucking light blinds me and i cant see shit.ask her why the hell she does that she just says "because it's in my purse and not in the house" how many women only have one thing of lipstick?put it on in the house!

maxx

I used to loose things too but than you learn to avoid during certain things and you learn how to search for things really well, hence my gf always looses her keys and I always find them. As for the make up in the car nothing drives me more crazy, well probably some things but it really pisses me off, if she's driving she puts her make up on in the car before we can go, when I get in the car I want to go right then, I don't want to wait. Or the make up when she's driving ridiculous, she's already bad enough as it is. Since we have been together I have prevented her from being in three, yes three accidents, two would have been her fault but she wasnt paying attention in any of the events, hence me screaming prevented her from crashing.

 

[Fast Food]

well dolfe you donkey....

i hate when my girlfriend makes my breakfast about 5 minutes too soon! it gets warm and not hot!! i could just strangle her.... i hate when she always finds my shit and has a great memory and all i have to say to her is... (wheres this, or wheres that) and she knows.... it just makes me feel like i have no memory, i could just strangle her. I hate when she surprises me when she packs my lunch for me and puts a cookie or 2 in there... sometimes a naked pic of her! i could just strangle her.... I hate when she turns the radio off in the viper just to listen to the exhaust... i could strangle her. and most of all.... i hate when she wants to bang 18 times a day and if i dont wanna bang she blows me instead... i mean damn, i could just strangle her!

 

[dolfe1]

Get the fuck out of here Food you scoundrel.

 

[Meat Train]

Lol!

My girl will go to a movie with me, and ask me questions about it during the entire film. She even asks about the ending-- I tell her that it is also my first time watching it!

She likes telling stories, and if I interrupt her during a long 5 minute story about some old woman crossing the street, she yells at me and I have to take 10 minutes to calm her down.

She drives as close as she can to the break down lane on the road-- sometimes in it. Imagine sitting in the passenger seat looking at mail boxes directly in front of you-- and the she swerves to miss them!

 

[supirman]

She drives as close as she can to the break down lane on the road-- sometimes in it. Imagine sitting in the passenger seat looking at mail boxes directly in front of you-- and the she swerves to miss them!

LMAO. I refuse to ride with my woman, she scares the fuck out of me. She tends to daydream while driving, and on a few occasions I had to scream at her to hit the brakes as there were stopped cars in front of us. She swears she saw them and was about to stop - RIIIIIGHT! That's why we are within a hundred feet of them still going 50 mph LOL.

 

[crewboss]

mine says my name a lot. that kind of annoys me but i realize it's better than if she never said it. that and she likes to goof around when i'm trying to get shit done. i hate that shit. but other than that she's damn good to me, can't complain.

 

[dolfe1]

Lol!

My girl will go to a movie with me, and ask me questions about it during the entire film. She even asks about the ending-- I tell her that it is also my first time watching it!

She likes telling stories, and if I interrupt her during a long 5 minute story about some old woman crossing the street, she yells at me and I have to take 10 minutes to calm her down.

She drives as close as she can to the break down lane on the road-- sometimes in it. Imagine sitting in the passenger seat looking at mail boxes directly in front of you-- and the she swerves to miss them!

Yes, yes, yes. Why ask questions during a movie? If you just pay attention and wait for a minute your question will be answered, I constantly have to tell my gf this, she has gotten a lot better though. Funny about the stories, I just try zone out. My gf likes to tailgate and break all fucking day, speed up, then break, speed up then break.

 

[dolfe1]

LMAO. I refuse to ride with my woman, she scares the fuck out of me. She tends to daydream while driving, and on a few occasions I had to scream at her to hit the brakes as there were stopped cars in front of us. She swears she saw them and was about to stop - RIIIIIGHT! That's why we are within a hundred feet of them still going 50 mph LOL.

I fucking hate that shit! "Calm down I was going to stop, you don't need to yell at me."

 

[dolfe1]

mine says my name a lot. that kind of annoys me but i realize it's better than if she never said it. that and she likes to goof around when i'm trying to get shit done. i hate that shit. but other than that she's damn good to me, can't complain.

I never thought I would be in a relationship where I bitched this much but now that I am I will take full advantage of it, it's not something that you find every day.

 

[fidobuster]

1) my girl doesn't understand that guys need "guys nights out" where girlfriends aren't allowed. she thinks i should be able to have as much fun w/ her as i do w/ my friends.

2) why does she ask me to open my eyes and look at her when we're having sex? doesn't she know i'm concentrating and thinking about other women?

fidobuster.

 

[dolfe1]

2) why does she ask me to open my eyes and look at her when we're having sex? doesn't she know i'm concentrating and thinking about other woman.

That's fucked up. lmao Woman don't understand about guys night out and they never will.

 

[Fast Food]

1) my girl doesn't understand that guys need "guys nights out" where girlfriends aren't allowed. she thinks i should be able to have as much fun w/ her as i do w/ my friends.

2) why does she ask me to open my eyes and look at her when we're having sex? doesn't she know i'm concentrating and thinking about other women?

fidobuster.

you are fucking funny! thats so true its unbelievable! hey... what do you say to her about #1 to let that happen? mine always gives me the guilt trip... "i guess thats alright, i'll just have to find something else to do... i dont know what, but i'll have to just find something to do" and i mean, what do you say to that?!?!?!??!

 

[supirman]

Tell her to get some friends...

 

[dolfe1]

Tell her to get some friends...

How do you overcome the "why am I not invited?" "You're invited everywhere I go."

 

[moneyman]

I hate it when we are in the living room together for hours at a time and she says nothing, but when im dog sleepy and we are in bed she talks for hours. I also hate it when I come home ready for some T.V (the man show)and she's watching MTV all day every day im so damn sick of MTV.

 

[esco]

i guess #1 applies to us all then, cause you are all right on target with that one!

also mine doesn't pick up after herself that well and what drives me really crazy that ...it's my house, we don't live together ... so why the hell can't she put the toilet seat back up after she is done using it ... it was up before she used it?!

 

[supirman]

My girl actually has ZERO problems with me going out with the guys. She tells me to go and have a good time. She usually just sits at my apartment and watches a movie when I go out. It's probably because that's the only time she can sit here without me humping her

 

[moneyman]

fidobuster, u hit it on the head bro