I get tired of repeating this shit, so hopefully the next time some fuckup asks, "Gee, where do I go to find some gear? Can you just tell me who to use??" someone will be kind enough to point your dumb ass here. (I was that dumbass a while back, so quit the shit about your hurt fucking feelings, get some tissue, and pay attention) Well Mr Fuckup, since you're here, here you go:
This site is all about harm reduction, not handouts on which lab is the best. What this boils down to is you can find an education here on the rest of the site on how to not get fucked, maimed, killed, or worse by doing stupid shit related to the use of AAS. The stupid shit I'll address is the daily question of How to Find a Source. Yeah, it's a lot of reading but if that's too much trouble, you're on the wrong site. Move along to one of those paid sites full of advertisers and scammers and everything sold there is golden. Oops, those sites are censored not allowing anything negative to ever be seen by humans... good luck getting past that...
Why won't someone simply tell you to go to Lab H, order, and be done with it? Well what if you paid big $ for a bunch of shit from lab H and the next thing you know your blood work comes back with a Total T level of 11? (Read. It's on the net.) Or lab A that was the greatest ever then suddenly pulls an exit scam leaving a lot of folks broke with empty wallets and bunk gear? (Read some more. It's closer than you think). That's right, you trash the guy dumb enough to try to help you out because the lab will be of no use to you since they won't respond to emails. I won't put my neck out there and neither will anyone else.
First and foremost, you're not ordering from Walmart. You're ordering from a drug dealer. It's that fucking simple. Only, it's worse. If the drug dealer on the corner sells you shit you can generally find him and bash his head in. Online UGLs hide in the shadows. When they get known for selling shit, they print out new labels, make up a batch of premium gear to build a new rep, then keep selling the same old shit until caught again. Wash, rinse, repeat, (fuck, pop another Viag, fuck again...). The answer to be repeated over and over is "Go and READ!". That's why you're here, so keep up and you might learn something, save a few dollars, and keep all of your limbs by avoiding infections.
Start with
Anaboliclab.com. I won't hold your hand, just start there. Then read some more elsewhere. These are the words you have to honor, otherwise be prepared for a good fucking. It won't be the pleasant kind of beach water front, moonlit night, wine and candle light fucking with the girl of your dreams - it will be the "Bite the pillow, I'm plowing your ass dry 'til it bleeds" by Bubba's Big Brother kind of fucking. (Disclaimer: The level of fucking you receive is directly proportional to the amount of money you can afford to lose. Your level of anal raping may only be twice as bad as stated. And Bubba's brother may be attractive to you as well.)
You could go to a source board - hell, there's tons of them. They're all the same - some slob pays to advertise, then they're allowed to sell AAS and related gear. No one tests them. No one knows them. They are only a paid place holder. They bring in all their paid shills, and so on. What's a shill? They're a slimy wormy looking little shit stain that brags about how great communications are, how quick their pack arrived, show pictures of "fabulous TDs", the most famous of all bullshit lines "This lab is GTG!!!!" and all of this without ever ordering a thing. And those shills that did
actually order are so busy stroking their boner brought on by the mailman leaving them a leaky oil soaked envelope they don't even think about the likelyhood what they have in their hand is underdosed, wrongly dosed, wrongly labeled, or complete garbage. They trust a drug dealer they never met, and never will. They're pretty useless in life the same as a broken lawnmower, but they're out there by the hundreds. You'll figure them out soon enough, or you'll go broke - up to you.
Are these labs tested? Fuck no! (Some exceptions were found when you searched
Anaboliclab.com, though.) That would put a small nick in profits and drive sales through the roof, but these slobs think it's too much trouble so they would rather you "trust them". Will you be poisoned? Maybe... Many, if not MOST of these labs throw some shit in a bottle, shake it, stir it, set it in/on/around a dirty kitchen stove, then shove it into a vial. Oh, did I mention filters?? Nope. That's a time consuming part of the process so many labs leave this extra work out of the process since getting your money is their only concern. Rotting body parts from infections is rare any way and new labels are cheap... Oh, and washing their hands is optional. Remember - these guys aren't held accountable by anybody.
Some of these slobs selling on these sites really are good and well known. How do you tell? I'm glad you asked! Find one who's been there a while (6 months, a year, fuck... a WHILE) and go and... what's that word I'm looking for? Oh yeah, go and fucking
READ what people say. Start on page one. Notice something? They ALL get great reviews on page one and most on page two. People are popping boners, packs are landing. All is right in the world so go ahead and order since this is
The Shit and it only took you 10 minutes to find the perfect source! Your reading paid off!
Are you outta your fucking mind?? Stop right there. "But you said to keep reading!!" Yeah, fucktard, I did... Pay attention! Go to the LAST page. Start reading backwards. Do the reviews still look as good as page one? If so, you may be on to something. If everyone except the 2 shills still attached to the lab's dick via their oral receptacle wants to kill and maim and dismember the lab owner in front of the lab owner's kids, you just might want to go and look for another lab. Don't be too concerned. At last count, there were approximately 5826* labs in the states. You ruled out one! You're on the right track and just might live once you use whatever gear you decided to buy provided you're still with me here.
Time for some more famous words - Always remember: A Lab Is Only As Good As Their Last Batch. GTG, (AKA Good To Go) doesn't mean shit. The bottle in someone's hand may be GTG but it in no way represents what may come to your door. If batch number 12345.6xxx has been backed up with good blood work, and you have that number printed on a bottle in your hand, you likely have good shit. OH, about blood work... Get some now, and after you find and use a lab, and ALWAYS look for labs posting blood work. Those who don't, tell them to eat shit and move along. See, you just saved more time right there and cut your reading down even more. No bloods, no more reading about that source.
Lets say you found that lab that just blows your skirt up, gives you wet dreams, and you can't live without it. They've been there 10 years, blood work is spot on, people are dancing in the street waving flags with the lab logo on it. How much risk is there? There is ALWAYS a risk. The only things that will never go away are taxes and cockroaches. So while many of these labs do have a good supply of cockroaches, for the sake of this conversation, these are the cockroaches that will leave from time to time, take your money with no more contact, make new labels, and start over fresh.
MANY of the labs online right now are
start-overs. They started under one name, got caught with their hand on their dick or just outright left with people's money (look up "
exit scam"), and started under a new name. No one will ever know who these guys are, it's just part of the game you're getting involved in. How the fuck do you think they got so good at knowing what to say and how to take orders, collect, pack, ship, etc when they've only been online a week? Easy! They were online a year under a previous name and learned some ins and outs. Every lab online will at some point in time walk away with people's money. Many have already done it in the past. The next time may be your money so you have to be willing to play. Figure out how much money you're willing to flush down the toilet without missing it. That's all you're allowed to spend on this new lab you can't live without. Once sent, it's gone. If you get what you ordered, it's actually dosed properly, and nothing in it kills you, you just broke even! This time. Next time is a new round even with that same lab.
Every time you play, it's a new game so be prepared to lose what you sent. Oh, you plan to spend $100 now, and $1000 if it's all good? Fine! You might have just stepped on your own dick! Ask around how many here have met Bubba's Big Brother doing this. Many times it's all great. But some times, well, that dry dick up your ass will make you rethink things.
Last, and not least, are you looking for true Pharmaceutical products? Sorry to break this to you, but AAS are highly regulated. Now, I'm not talking about AIs and such - I'm talking about steroids in all forms. The fanciest of labels, coolest names, etc, are all made by every day people outside of any FDA regulated clean room. If you see someone selling a truck load of Watson that the UPS guy left at the wrong address, be prepared to inject pure oil as you just fell for some fake shit. There are some rare cases of people with a script selling the real deal, but any large quantities are fake. It's simple. Every vial is tracked from birth (the pharmaceutical manufacture) to grave (injected into someone's ass). There wasn't a box left sitting somewhere full of 500 bottles now being sold at a great price. Welcome to the underworld.
It's just that simple. There are thousands of labs out there. Don't settle for shit - make them work up to YOUR standards. If you read this and learned anything, good for you. If this offended you or hurt your feelings, good as well. Fuck off. You're not worth my time. Good luck to the rest!
*The number 5826 mentioned in no representation of any fact, fiction, or any other entity of this or any nearby universe. I pulled it out of my ass but it can't be disputed.
Next time keep this shit to yourself!
