Imperial Pharmaceuticals

[ebkallday]

Imperial, take your arrogant attitude a leave our forum. No one who matters here will take your bait you cheap bastard!

 

[Joeblack]

All i have to say is WTF. Its like your doing us a favor. Ppl want to see if your gear is legit. YOU are in this to make money. Its just like you think your here to do a community service. If you are please sell all your shit at cost prices. So thats like $4.00 for a bottle of test e. BUT no you are here too prove yourself and get sales. I would make new thread and try again. This one is a fail!

I never chime in on sources post because truly i dont give a fuck. I will not be using you. Ive used the same source for the past 10 years. This thread is just a bunch of bullshit from this guy. Sorry i meant his partner.

good luck and what a horrible start at meso

 

[BR1217]

Let me start this with a disclaimer, I do not want and will not accept free samples from this source. OK, the fact that this guy is willing to offer up a couple vials to a respected member ( only after gentle caressing by members here ) and only one member is complete BS. Any source worth their salt would have anticipated skepticism and put aside a few extra bottles for members to sample. He would have made this fun, contests, cycle logs, reach arounds, whatever. Point is this guy does not have the skill set necessary to operate a successful public UGL. End of this story.

 

[Imperial Pharma]

I'm not sure what I said to be viewed as arrogant or condescending. Yes, we are in this for the money, but it just seems absurd to act as if altruism exists. Even when you give a homeless person money, you aren't doing it out of raw kindness, you're doing it because it makes you feel good about yourself. Altruism doesn't exist, it's absurd to look at us and go, "You aren't doing us a favor because you're just in it for the money." The motive does not dictate the action. Giving a homeless person money would be doing that person a favor regardless of your motives. We wish to provide quality gear to US residents, yet because we do it for the money, suddenly we are no longer providing a service, but are just greedy bastards. Perhaps my mistake is approaching this as a real business would and not as a UGL should. I have never seen a new store open up offering free stuff to pull people in, it's always some kind of sale or special deal.

It's unfortunate to receive this kind of response from Meso despite trying to maintain a civil atmosphere in the thread. However, not everything goes the way you want it to in life, this is a case of that. That being said, our offers are still on the table. If a veteran member still wants to try out our tren-hex at no cost to them, we are still willing to fulfill the offer, as well as waiving the 150 dollar minimum for members with some form of reputation so they can buy just a vial or two for testing.

We hope as time goes on and we develop more of a reputation, to be welcomed here at Meso. In the meantime, we still welcome the business of Meso members who have the disposable income to take a leap of faith with a new source, and respect the decision of those who choose not to. Considering the environment in this thread has changed from asking questions to something more poisonous, my involvement will probably slow down quite a bit. Might skim through every once in a while to see if any pressing questions are asking, but it would be wise either contact us directly via e-mail or simply send a PM if you'd like your question answered promptly.

 

[BR1217]

I work in the supplement industry, the first thing I do when approaching a new client is ask them if they have personally tried anything in our line. If they have not I always, without exception, send them a sample package with several different products for them to try. Why? Because it works. Once a potential customer samples our product they typically purchase our product. So don't give us the real business model approach you are attempting to pass off now that you've realized that your shining personality has not won over the anticipated number of sales. If you were a real store you would not be open long. Grand openings always include sales of some sort and demos, samplings, etc.

Also, please don't compare Meso members to homeless bums you condescending prick.

 

[dealer]

Are you stupid or stubborn ?

Its not about your free samples. Its about someone respectable testing your fake product line.

Its about sending us pics of your setup to ensure you even have one!

Its about you addressing our email safe-mail concerns!

Your attitude sucks! Your condescending fuck.

You choose to forget all this and send us your Tren Hex. You trying to confuse us ? Maybe you'll get some but NOT ME!

You've failed. Your brand fucking sucks.

Here let me do a little SEO for you:

Imperial Pharmaceuticals SCAM

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Reviews

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Scammer

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Information

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Information?


I've just shit on your brand. Anyone who researches you on Google with those
phrase variants will find this thread and see how you ducked and dodged. Page one.

I added some boldings so Google gives it a little more authority. You've been indexed by the search engines and not in a good way!

Any person who is reading this thread outside of MESO don't trust the board your on because MESO does NOT delete negative reviews!

We have the power not you asshole. Its our money.

Get the hell out of here!!!!

 

[BR1217]

Are you stupid or stubborn ?

Its not about your free samples. Its about someone respectable testing your fake product line.

Its about sending us pics of your setup to ensure you even have one!

Its about you addressing our email safe-mail concerns!

Your attitude sucks! Your condescending fuck.

You choose to forget all this and send us your Tren Hex. You trying to confuse us ? Maybe you'll get some but NOT ME!

You've failed. Your brand fucking sucks.

Here let me do a little SEO for you:

Imperial Pharmaceuticals SCAM

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Reviews

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Scammer

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Information

Imperial Pharmaceuticals Information?


I've just shit on your brand. Anyone who researches you on Google with those
phrase variants will find this thread and see how you ducked and dodged. Page one.

I added some boldings so Google gives it a little more authority. You've been indexed by the search engines and not in a good way!

Any person who is reading this thread outside of MESO don't trust the board your on because MESO does NOT delete negative reviews!

We have the power not you asshole. Its our money.

Get the hell out of here!!!!

Thanks for the redirect dealer!

Please answer these questions!

 

[BR1217]

Since you clearly do not own the "How to operate a successful UGL" book for dummies I will explain your next move. Gracefully bow out! At this point any attention drawn to this thread will be negative attention. Better luck next time.

 

[Imperial Pharma]

Thanks for the redirect dealer!

Please answer these questions!

I'm not sure what questions he is asking?

We are offering for someone respectable to test our products.

I am more than willing to provide pictures of our setup once I get the opportunity to. This is not a one-man operation, I rarely have a reason to go to the location where our lab is set up. But once I do, I will provide pictures in this thread, as I have stated before.

I have already addressed the safe-mail issue. The bottom line is, it isn't an issue. We take plenty of precautions as far as online security goes, and many high profile sources have successfully used safe-mail. I'm still not quite grasping why it's a large concern.

If anything, I have avoided being condescending. I think people often confuse verbosity with condescension, it happens. Me being long-winded is not some attempt at sounding high and mighty or more knowledgeable, I readily admit I am inexperienced in this business, which is why compromises have been made. All of your input and criticisms are being taken into consideration, our business model is malleable, I by no means wish to give you the idea that we are set in our ways and will never bend. This is a learning experience to me, I value the input of more experienced users here.

Which leads to the tren-hex offer, it wasn't some desperate attempted at getting people to forget, it was an attempt to make a compromise and meet halfway. We aren't going to send out a bunch of free packs, just isn't going to happen. But y'all also aren't going to buy if there's no good words about us, hence the compromise.

I am not ashamed of any of my responses in this thread, I believe I have remained professional and while our business model is stiff and perhaps not the best for immediately jumping into the spotlight getting tons of orders, a few are still trickling in and we'll pick up steam soon enough. I don't think people being brought to this thread via google will immediately turn them away or think we're scammers, but that's just my opinion.

I apologize for any misunderstanding that led to me sounding condescending, arrogant, etc. I meant no disrespect toward any member here.

 

[stomps]

We are also willing to waive the minimum fee for people who resell/order in bulk and want to make sure the gear is legit as well. However, you do have to have a reputation this board as well. We aren't just going to take your word for it that you're a reseller, unless you can provide some form of proof.

So let me get this straight you want someone to send you a stranger proof that they are criminals [)][)]

At this point, now that we are offering for someone to try out our gear for free, there is no reason to defend ourselves. Once someone tries it, they will see if it is legit or not, simple as that. Would prefer if suggestions (whether it's for yourself or to recommend someone else) are made via PM. Makes things a little easier instead of weeding through thread posts.

What happened no one want you tren hex [)]
You're starting to look desperate.

 

[Big Worm]

I'm not sure what questions he is asking?

We are offering for someone respectable to test our products.

No one wants to until the questions are answered.

I am more than willing to provide pictures of our setup once I get the opportunity to. This is not a one-man operation, I rarely have a reason to go to the location where our lab is set up. But once I do, I will provide pictures in this thread, as I have stated before.

This is something we want to see and now you have the opportunity to go and take them!

I have already addressed the safe-mail issue. The bottom line is, it isn't an issue. We take plenty of precautions as far as online security goes, and many high profile sources have successfully used safe-mail. I'm still not quite grasping why it's a large concern.

Well it is an issue with most people here so I would think that you would address it now and fix it.

If anything, I have avoided being condescending.

Yes that would not go over very well.

All of your input and criticisms are being taken into consideration, our business model is malleable, I by no means wish to give you the idea that we are set in our ways and will never bend. This is a learning experience to me, I value the input of more experienced users here.

You where asked for pics of the setup - go take them and post them. Fix the safe mail issue (not hard). It has been said over and over....

 

[dealer]

No one wants to until the questions are answered.







This is something we want to see and now you have the opportunity to go and take them!







Well it is an issue with most people here so I would think that you would address it now and fix it.







Yes that would not go over very well.







You where asked for pics of the setup - go take them and post them. Fix the safe mail issue (not hard). It has been said over and over....

The asshole also would not send one of each of his product line to be tested by one member with labmax to make sure his powders match his products.

He clearly is a slow thinker.

Here asshole let me make you jump through another hoop.

Send a sample of EACH of your powders to an independent lab ( I have 4 for you ) and CC one of our emails with the results.

Don't worry it's only 300 per test! We want them all tested!!

 

[dealer]

The asshole also would not send one of each of his product line to be tested by one member with labmax to make sure his powders match his products.

He clearly is a slow thinker.

Here asshole let me make you jump through another hoop.

Send a sample of EACH of your powders to an independent lab ( I have 4 for you ) and CC one of our emails with the results.

Don't worry it's only 300 per test! We want them all tested!!

The lab CCs us not you!!

 

[®®®]

I'm not sure what I said to be viewed as arrogant or condescending. Yes, we are in this for the money, but it just seems absurd to act as if altruism exists. Even when you give a homeless person money, you aren't doing it out of raw kindness, you're doing it because it makes you feel good about yourself. Altruism doesn't exist, it's absurd to look at us and go, "You aren't doing us a favor because you're just in it for the money."

What the fuck? Altruism? Nobody is expecting you to be throwing free shit all over the place, nobody is expecting you to not make money. You are clearly not understanding the investment of giving out a small handful of (low cost to you) bottles of shit so people know that your drugs are gtg. NOBODY here knows you (or do they...?), so why would anybody send you their money for products that nobody has any kind of clue to their quality or lack thereof.

Since you are not getting this, it is safe to assume that you have no faith in your product to make the initial cut?

So, show some test results or send out some samples... Though I am not sure that anybody is willing to accept them at this point.

Good luck.

 

[digler]

Why is it that these new sources come onboard talking bout the best this , the best that , the cooker is a scientist retired from Genentech , blah blah blah , that's all it is ! Talkin out the side of your neck , anyone can say anything they want on the web , I'm a realist , you come on , just like this other new UGL did and say , for example " I am a new source and want to start a relationship with you people , I take pride in the product that I produce and promise that Our production standers and customer service are to the highest standers and safety is a number one concern ,to provide you with a product that is of the highest quality ! I am willing to give samples to 10 posters who promise to give a fair and honest review of our product . I am willing to answer any questions you have so I can prove ourself as a honest business ! " and then she sent me 6 vials of test , and I wasn't the only one ! Now if the test is good she has a new costumer for as long as she is true to her word ! That's it cause I don't believe a word they say ! It's all about proving yourself ! It's pretty simple , you are a scammer until you prove you are not ! And your fast talking mumbo jumbo , ain't shit ! It's all about the product , so Good luck , these guys on Meso are the real McCoy's , thx guys for looking out. !

 

[Candyskull]

I'm not sure what questions he is asking?

For a guy who seems well educated, and can wax philosophical about the altruism of vagabonds and muscleheads, your reading comprehension skills suck ass. You have not, one time, in all of your long winded bullshit doctoral thesis style writings, satisfactorily addressed even ONE of the things thrown at you. You fail sir. Why don't you go back to your previous job as the chair of the naval-gazing department at Circumvent University.

We are offering for someone respectable to test our products.

No, you're not. You're offering to send out a rare compound that no one has an accurate test for, but wouldn't be able to tell the difference between it and bathtub finaplix h just by running it. It's also not at all what anyone asked you for, so it's no help to any of the people grilling you right now.

I am more than willing to provide pictures of our setup once I get the opportunity to. This is not a one-man operation, I rarely have a reason to go to the location where our lab is set up. But once I do, I will provide pictures in this thread, as I have stated before.

Then this is simple- You have no reason to be the guy who's handling the forum because it's clear you have nothing of value to offer us. You are obviously not high enough up the food chain to be worth a shit to anyone here.

I have already addressed the safe-mail issue. The bottom line is, it isn't an issue. We take plenty of precautions as far as online security goes, and many high profile sources have successfully used safe-mail. I'm still not quite grasping why it's a large concern.

The bottom line is, it obviously is an issue. Just because you're too dim to not want to get cracked, the rest of us would rather not ride you flush down the commode. Remember the customer with high moral values regarding shit talking your old boss to his customers even though the guy is still g2g (presumably, if he actually exists)? Remember how he made you change your labels because he's such a big deal? We could easily trump his cash in volume. So basically, If we want you to use clear vials or silicone stoppers, we need you to do that. JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER SOURCE HAS DONE FOR US WITHOUT HESITATION.

If anything, I have avoided being condescending. I think people often confuse verbosity with condescension, it happens. Me being long-winded is not some attempt at sounding high and mighty or more knowledgeable, I readily admit I am inexperienced in this business, which is why compromises have been made. All of your input and criticisms are being taken into consideration, our business model is malleable, I by no means wish to give you the idea that we are set in our ways and will never bend. This is a learning experience to me, I value the input of more experienced users here.

See, that's the kind of shit I'm talking about right there. We're all obviously too stupid to be able to tell "verbosity" from condescension. Just because you're a long winded fuck that can't get to the points requested of you does not mean that we can't understand that you're talking down to us, even with your cute little "ya'll". Your being long winded is an attempt to make yourself sound really smart and on top of things, hoping all the while that no one will notice that in all of your discursive ramblings that there is nothing of worth in your proclamations. Essentially sir, what I'm saying is that you have a severe lack of percipience in regards to the habitues of this magnificent symposium. We talkin' the same talk now chief?

Which leads to the tren-hex offer, it wasn't some desperate attempted at getting people to forget, it was an attempt to make a compromise and meet halfway. We aren't going to send out a bunch of free packs, just isn't going to happen. But y'all also aren't going to buy if there's no good words about us, hence the compromise.

Send out a very small amount of each compound to a couple tested members for testing. Not "a bunch of free packs". Having that reading comprehension problem again, aren't ya? This isn't a compromise, it's what I like to call bullshit. It's nowhere close to halfway, but since you can't comprehend what's being asked of you, I suppose I can't blame you for not understanding a compromise. I bet you're the type of long winded blowhard in real life that people around you can't wait to shut the fuck up with whatever uninteresting bout of verbal diarrhea you're having so they can try very hard and talk very slow to get you to understand that they're telling you something that they find important.

I am not ashamed of any of my responses in this thread, I believe I have remained professional and while our business model is stiff and perhaps not the best for immediately jumping into the spotlight getting tons of orders, a few are still trickling in and we'll pick up steam soon enough. I don't think people being brought to this thread via google will immediately turn them away or think we're scammers, but that's just my opinion.

I think you believe this, which is very depressing, and makes me sigh a big woe for humanity. HA! You don't have a business model. It couldn't be clearer that you're winging this than if you had just put up a picture of you stirring a bathtub full of oil in your boxer shorts. You aren't going to pick up steam. You're not going to pick up shit. What you don't understand is that YOU HAVE FAILED. Can you honestly think that at this juncture that anyone who sees this would want to do business with you? For chrissake, stiff? Hermann Goering didn't have shit on you.

I apologize for any misunderstanding that led to me sounding condescending, arrogant, etc. I meant no disrespect toward any member here.

Your continued presence is arrogant and condescends us. You were shown the door. Why don't you use it. Get your shit together, take some lessons on how not to write like a presumptions prick, get some pictures of your equipment, a business plan based around labs that are actually successful on meso, and change your labels again. If you are what you say you are, it shouldn't be hard for you to do this, and you can come back and be successful. No one here will know. It'll be our little secret. I can see it now... Dynasty Pharma- Your first move here is to research the labmax testing, and your first post is to offer to send SMALL samples of each of your compounds to the guys who are trusted and doing to testing... You'll have pictures of your lab... You'll know we don't give a shit if it's you or your partner that's' the shot caller, you had better get your leash extended and be able to acquiesce small requests without a novel of blathering linguistic vomit and a phone call to daddy. BUT until then, it's adios mother fucker.

 

[coil1002]

And this is exactly why I signed up here. I have watched source after new source come here and only the ones willing to do what it takes make it. No other forum I lurked at does this. What I have also seen is every source that I have watched prove themselves end up loving meso. This speaks volumes to what customer loyalty actually is here. You come here earn loyalty and as long as you hold up your end of the deal you make cash. Pretty simple

 

[DestroyerOfWorlds]

Ok if this guy works for a lab and people offer to test his gear does he really not have his own supply of the gear he can send to be tested? Is everything locked up in your sex slaves dungeon where any and all gear is off limits to you? :wank:

 

[TheHamburglar]

You want someone to try your tren a (be honest it's not fucking hex), you think this is attempt to pull the wool over your eyes, especially when the new guys cry and wish they got free shit, when in reality the member doing this should have a high end escort delivering their bottle since the risk they're taking is astronomical considering what they're actually getting. Risking well being for a fuckin $50 bottle of what they hope is legit, and more importantly sterile gear.


Considering all this the member who does you and your business this unbelievable favor should probably just get a BJ from you personally. They get a bottle of gear that costs you $10-20 and you gain the golden ticket to steady income. Stop fuckin crying.

 

[Imperial Pharma]

Apologies for the bump, but we've made quite a few strides forward and would like to notify the members here on what we've done/changed.

Most importantly, we have launched our website. It can be found at:

imperialpharma.net

We have also moved from safe-mail to a more secure e-mail provider. General questions can be sent to

info@imperialpharma.net

. If you place an order and would like to know the status/modify it, contact us at

orders@imperialpharma.net

.

Upon looking at the site, you'll notice a few things. For one, our prices have been altered slightly from the list you see in the OP. Either I am blind or the OP is unable to be edited, if it's the latter, I would appreciate if a moderator would delete the price list in it and provide a link to our site instead.

Secondly, we have established a connection with a pharmaceutical lab wishing to sell their products through us, and are hoping to establish more as time goes on. So those of you who prefer pharmaceutical grade gear at the tradeoff of much higher prices have that option available. We will get pictures of their products up on the site as soon as we can.

Thirdly, we will be selling HGH as well. We already have domestic connections set and ready to go, just doing an analysis on the current market before setting our official prices. We will be providing Hyges, Jins, and Ansomones in 100iu kits. The hyges will also come in 200iu kits.

And as always, we appreciate the business of all meso members regardless of what has been said in this thread. We have taken your feedback to heart and hope the changes we've made/continue to make place us in a better, more reliable, light.