JuicePal Scam?

He's a big boy handling big boy business. i'm sure he'll survive and draw his own conclusion without you waving your pom poms for him.
I like the guy that's used "hundreds" of labs in 10 years like what the fuck numbers are you averaging on new labs per year? Can't find a good source? New source every single order? Impressive #'s put up. Thank god JP came out on top at #1.
 
Maybe i am paranoid but are thoose guys who say JP is good trolling me? Man this forum has so special kind of humor i wouldnt be surprised if ut would be like that
 
Jesus @Millard Baker never heard of Onyx before but that's definitely a way to get the spotlight on you and easily add a few years to your sentence, stealing a real pharmaceutical companies name for your UGL is just dumb all around....

Do lab busts usually result in double digit sentences if no rec drugs are found? Never seen it that harsh but it is the USA, even Alpha Pharma which was gigantic he got what 5 years?
Not sure if anyone answered you? The short answer is "No". Over the years I'd say the average sentence when it comes to ugl's busted had been 36 to 48 months, from the cases I remember seeing and were familiar with.
I use months because the Feds use the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. A big part in determining the sentence length in the feds is ones criminal history. There is a chart the feds use when implementing the Sentencing Guidelines.. The offense level is determined and it takes you down the side of the chart(1 through 42).
Then the individuals Criminal Category is determined...1 through 6. If the offense level is 20, and there are 2 guys indicted, if one guy has a Criminal Category 1 his guidelines are 33-41months. Lets say the second guy has a Criminal Category 6, like the kid in the Onyx indictment, his guidelines call for a sentence of 70 to 87 months. That's more than twice as long as the other guy.
The last couple of years have seen longer sentences for ugl's caught selling their wares. One reason appears to be longer investigations. The feds are putting more time and money into investigations. With longer investigations we see charges of Money Laundering along with Conspiracy to distribute aas. The more money involved has a direct correlation to the amount of time given, There are lengths of time that get longer when certain thresholds are met.
If there is a firearm discovered during the search or when an arrest warrant is executed you can expect to see another 60 months added to the sentence for distributing and money laundering,
There are circumstances when a gun will add just 24 months to a sentence. Your Federal Defender will be able to explain what those circumstances are. If you happen to be a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, you can count on the 5yrs.j8kqsiz7g6h.jpg
. Do we test everything? No we dont test everything, so if you see a test result and you are curious if its the same batch please do let me know and i wil be more than happy to confirm if the current batch being sold is the same as the test result. Any question dont hesitate to reach out to me, i am not one to bullshit.

I'm afraid you might be bullshitting? You said "No, we don't test everything" in one breath, and in the next you claim to be the most tested ugl in the Community?
Bullshitting to me means you say things that just aren't true...say things that you can't back up with facts.
You may be one of the most tested sources on ASF, but anyone familiar with that board knows that they DO NOT encourage testing. Sources there over the years have gotten by without testing and by paying off certain staff to protect them from scrutiny.
We took a field trip a couple of months back when member @Jswole220 paid for testing out of his own pocket and Praetorian(sp?) was exposed for being a ugl who uses whatever raws happen to be kicking around and not the Top Tier Lab that has been brewing for pro and amateur athletes for the last 20yrs.
It was also proven that PSL(uncle z's shit lab) forged shit test results to make them look good.
Sources have had free run for too long. Consumers are taking control back. You need to remember where you are. Meso and its owner Millard Baker are responsible for the revolution that is Anaboliclab.com where ugl's have their products tested and posted for all to see.
You may be something special with your testing at that scam board, but not here. In fact, you're dragging your feet. That bullshit about being the "Most tested lab" is just that...bullshit.
Karius and ALP and Joe at Caxxis test every single batch of raws BEFORE brewing and post results in their forum at ab. You were there for a minute. You're one of those guys who feels that level of testing isn't necessary. You talk a good game but that's it...its just bullshit talk.
We don't buy and don't care about your gimmicks. Fact based statements is what passes for real talk here. Not juvenile dick measuring.
We do the most testing. Guess what happens when you dont test? You get risk getting raws that are not what you paid for, you get incorrect dosages because of puritiy issues. How do you know if your raw powder is 50% purity? how do you know if its 70 % purity? how do you know its its 99% purity? If you are not doing tests you dont know.


How can you say my gear is the same as any other decent UGL? Why cant you understand if you are not testing your products you dont know what you are actually getting? go look up the blind tests on all the forums and watch out MAJORITY fail.
 
Not sure if anyone answered you? The short answer is "No". Over the years I'd say the average sentence when it comes to ugl's busted had been 36 to 48 months, from the cases I remember seeing and were familiar with.
I use months because the Feds use the Federal Sentencing Guidelines. A big part in determining the sentence length in the feds is ones criminal history. There is a chart the feds use when implementing the Sentencing Guidelines.. The offense level is determined and it takes you down the side of the chart(1 through 42).
Then the individuals Criminal Category is determined...1 through 6. If the offense level is 20, and there are 2 guys indicted, if one guy has a Criminal Category 1 his guidelines are 33-41months. Lets say the second guy has a Criminal Category 6, like the kid in the Onyx indictment, his guidelines call for a sentence of 70 to 87 months. That's more than twice as long as the other guy.
The last couple of years have seen longer sentences for ugl's caught selling their wares. One reason appears to be longer investigations. The feds are putting more time and money into investigations. With longer investigations we see charges of Money Laundering along with Conspiracy to distribute aas. The more money involved has a direct correlation to the amount of time given, There are lengths of time that get longer when certain thresholds are met.
If there is a firearm discovered during the search or when an arrest warrant is executed you can expect to see another 60 months added to the sentence for distributing and money laundering,
There are circumstances when a gun will add just 24 months to a sentence. Your Federal Defender will be able to explain what those circumstances are. If you happen to be a convicted felon in possession of a firearm, you can count on the 5yrs.View attachment 137311


I'm afraid you might be bullshitting? You said "No, we don't test everything" in one breath, and in the next you claim to be the most tested ugl in the Community?
Bullshitting to me means you say things that just aren't true...say things that you can't back up with facts.
You may be one of the most tested sources on ASF, but anyone familiar with that board knows that they DO NOT encourage testing. Sources there over the years have gotten by without testing and by paying off certain staff to protect them from scrutiny.
We took a field trip a couple of months back when member @Jswole220 paid for testing out of his own pocket and Praetorian(sp?) was exposed for being a ugl who uses whatever raws happen to be kicking around and not the Top Tier Lab that has been brewing for pro and amateur athletes for the last 20yrs.
It was also proven that PSL(uncle z's shit lab) forged shit test results to make them look good.
Sources have had free run for too long. Consumers are taking control back. You need to remember where you are. Meso and its owner Millard Baker are responsible for the revolution that is Anaboliclab.com where ugl's have their products tested and posted for all to see.
You may be something special with your testing at that scam board, but not here. In fact, you're dragging your feet. That bullshit about being the "Most tested lab" is just that...bullshit.
Karius and ALP and Joe at Caxxis test every single batch of raws BEFORE brewing and post results in their forum at ab. You were there for a minute. You're one of those guys who feels that level of testing isn't necessary. You talk a good game but that's it...its just bullshit talk.
We don't buy and don't care about your gimmicks. Fact based statements is what passes for real talk here. Not juvenile dick measuring.
Bro put jp to sleep lmao, you literally used no lube for Jp's ass
 
Why would someone be so triggered because someone put "pal" in their name? Is this just some mental case who sits there and jacks his dick to talking shit online or gh15 is that you? lol
 
Weird name for UGL

I mean I'm gonna agree on the name/literally stealing the font and coloring of Paypal screams some juice head coming up with amazing marketing. But JP seems to have a very successful lab so good on him/them.

It'd be like ripping off Amazon's logo/color scheme for your vials. Atleast get original like all the other meatheads and pick and combine one of the following:

1) Some sort of Animal or animal related term (Big Bear, Primal, Feral, Wildcat, Rhino)
2 is optional ) add another middle world like Hulk, Premium, Pinnacle, Performance,
3) Slab a Labs, Labz, or Pharma on the end

You now have your completely original lab name. Anyone can feel free to use my combination template for their future lab.
 
I mean I'm gonna agree on the name/literally stealing the font and coloring of Paypal screams some juice head coming up with amazing marketing. But JP seems to have a very successful lab so good on him/them.

It'd be like ripping off Amazon's logo/color scheme for your vials. Atleast get original like all the other meatheads and pick and combine one of the following:

1) Some sort of Animal or animal related term (Big Bear, Primal, Feral, Wildcat, Rhino)
2 is optional ) add another middle world like Hulk, Premium, Pinnacle, Performance,
3) Slab a Labs, Labz, or Pharma on the end

You now have your completely original lab name. Anyone can feel free to use my combination template for their future lab.
brb starting up Donkey Hulk Performance Labz
 
JuicePal is great regardless of any hate in this thread. He checks all the boxes for me before I ever made an order. Then after I made order all the products I used did exactly what they were supposed to do.
 
JuicePal is great regardless of any hate in this thread. He checks all the boxes for me before I ever made an order. Then after I made order all the products I used did exactly what they were supposed to do.
ya he seems to care about quality thats what I like
 
Quick rundown on Juicepal
*trusted by pros and celebs
*only source trusted by IFBB pros going back to 1995
*rated #1 by amateurs who have tried 1000s of labs
*every batch test except the ones that aren't
*Lambo has been parked in front of many castles and banks around Europe
*sourced to Brad Pitt when he was bulking up for Snatch
*Sponser personally injects Dwayne The Rock Johnson 2x a week
*every vial dosed exactly plus 43%
*Juicelab personally deforested 100 hectares of the rainforest for packaging materials
*vials filled by 3rd world children paid solely with Dbol
*First winner of Mr. Solar System will run solely Juicepal brand juice
 
Quick rundown on Juicepal
*trusted by pros and celebs
*only source trusted by IFBB pros going back to 1995
*rated #1 by amateurs who have tried 1000s of labs
*every batch test except the ones that aren't
*Lambo has been parked in front of many castles and banks around Europe
*sourced to Brad Pitt when he was bulking up for Snatch
*Sponser personally injects Dwayne The Rock Johnson 2x a week
*every vial dosed exactly plus 43%
*Juicelab personally deforested 100 hectares of the rainforest for packaging materials
*vials filled by 3rd world children paid solely with Dbol
*First winner of Mr. Solar System will run solely Juicepal brand juice

Can you verify these claims? If not, then your shilling ass can fuck off.
 
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