MY DUDES. I fucking love when you get a chill cop.
Yes, police came. Or I should say, jacked city cop came knocking, I invited him in. Dude lifted, we had a silent moment of connection. Basically said a neighbor complained about noise and said she had SEEN me dealing drugs.
I'm like "dude, I will tell you exactly what happened. Our neighbor was mad that I called her a bitch for telling a newborn baby to quiet down, this lady is the bane of my existence officer. My wife is in med school, I have a job. Military will fuck my ass if I sell drugs, it would ruin my dreams. I will gladly let you look around but I am no drug dealer."
Could tell he was bugged that he had to come out the whole time and I'm certain the dumb bitch's calls will be ignored in the future. Freaked out for nothing.