Masturbation

[Michael Scally MD]

Person A: It’s generally unacceptable to masturbate at work - whether on camera or off, whether on a work call or not.

Person B: I don't have a lot of experience in the civilian workforce, but I'd think they would put that in the employee manual.

Person C: But what if masturbation is your business?

Person B: Well, then I guess you're a lucky fellow.

 

[Michael Scally MD]

 

[Jet Labs]

My monthly hooker fund is now going towards hgh so hello fleshlight lol. Can't use my hand cause it's always cut up from lifting.

 

[Michael Scally MD]

 

[Michael Scally MD]

Development of Internal Carotid Artery Dissection During Masturbation

Sexual intercourse is known as one of the daily activities triggering spontaneous cervicocephalic artery dissection (sCAD), however, it has been unclear if masturbation can trigger the development of sCAD. Herein, we report a case of sCAD in association with masturbation. A 51-year-old right-handed man developed subarachnoid hemorrhage during masturbation. The dissection of the left internal carotid artery was evident on the 9th hospital day. Finally, he was treated with stenting and coiling and discharged with a good prognosis.

Oomura M, Kitamura T, Adachi K, Nishikawa Y, Mase M. Development of Internal Carotid Artery Dissection During Masturbation. J Stroke Cerebrovasc Dis. 2020 Nov 11;30(1):105387. doi: 10.1016/j.jstrokecerebrovasdis.2020.105387. Epub ahead of print. PMID: 33188954. https://www.strokejournal.org/article/S1052-3057(20)30805-3/fulltext

 

[Jack Spade]

Development of Internal Carotid Artery Dissection During Masturbation

Sexual intercourse is known as one of the daily activities triggering spontaneous cervicocephalic artery dissection (sCAD), however, it has been unclear if masturbation can trigger the development of sCAD. Herein, we report a case of sCAD in association with masturbation. A 51-year-old right-handed man developed subarachnoid hemorrhage during masturbation. The dissection of the left internal carotid artery was evident on the 9th hospital day. Finally, he was treated with stenting and coiling and discharged with a good prognosis.

Oomura M, Kitamura T, Adachi K, Nishikawa Y, Mase M. Development of Internal Carotid Artery Dissection During Masturbation. J Stroke Cerebrovasc Dis. 2020 Nov 11;30(1):105387. doi: 10.1016/j.jstrokecerebrovasdis.2020.105387. Epub ahead of print. PMID: 33188954. https://www.strokejournal.org/article/S1052-3057(20)30805-3/fulltext

Dude hemorrhaged his hand jerking off.. wtf

 

[Michael Scally MD]

 

[Michael Scally MD]

 

[Michael Scally MD]

View: https://twitter.com/BuzzFeed/status/1370572417983246336?s=20