MuscleCandy - US Domestic

[readalot]

In comparison, member who nails the API concentration on his home brew with less than 1% error cause....he HPLC tests his raws!

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Nov 13, 2024

I’m anxiously awaiting the day I see

“Dirthand Anabolics- US Domestic” when I sign in

You wont... but i did brand it!! Id be telling you and @readalot to go eat dog shit alone when yall started hassling about flow hoods and enhanced testing!! Lol its all for personal use... Me and some of my buddies personally use it!!

• Dirthand

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Being off by 10% on concentration just tells the buyer the vendor doesn't give a damn.

 

[ivandragovich]

In comparison, member who nails the API concentration on his home brew with less than 1% error cause....he HPLC tests his raws!

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Nov 13, 2024

I’m anxiously awaiting the day I see

“Dirthand Anabolics- US Domestic” when I sign in

You wont... but i did brand it!! Id be telling you and @readalot to go eat dog shit alone when yall started hassling about flow hoods and enhanced testing!! Lol its all for personal use... Me and some of my buddies personally use it!!

• Dirthand

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Being off by 10% on concentration just tells the buyer the vendor doesn't give a damn.

This is straight embarrassing. Imagine you call yourself a lab and charge these prices, yet your product is worse than an amateur brew. Wow. I’m once again in awe.

 

[FastBun]

In comparison, member who nails the API concentration on his home brew with less than 1% error cause....he HPLC tests his raws!

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Nov 13, 2024

I’m anxiously awaiting the day I see

“Dirthand Anabolics- US Domestic” when I sign in

You wont... but i did brand it!! Id be telling you and @readalot to go eat dog shit alone when yall started hassling about flow hoods and enhanced testing!! Lol its all for personal use... Me and some of my buddies personally use it!!

• Dirthand

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Being off by 10% on concentration just tells the buyer the vendor doesn't give a damn.

Exactly… No fucks given… Plus no flow hood either… you just buried this source

 

[readalot]

This is straight embarrassing. Imagine you call yourself a lab and charge these prices, yet your product is worse than an amateur brew. Wow. I’m once again in awe.

Behold:

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Oct 18, 2024

Well i got some test back on The Mast E 400mg/ml and the Tren E 300mg/ml.. Still waiting on @readalots test for the Bold U raw.. Im sure he is waiting patiently.. Both were decent results i guess. When i get the results back on the sterility i will repost with those test as well. I decided to start training under @Type-IIx again for the time being so I might not have the time to play around with the brewing like i have. either way NPP 200mg/ml and Bold U500 mg/ml is all i lack to have enough tested gear to last years. Special Thanks to @narta @qadsan @Heavy Iron...

• Dirthand

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I would order from Dirthand (in theory, but he isnt a vendor); never from vendor who dngaf.

 

[ivandragovich]

Behold:

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Oct 18, 2024

Well i got some test back on The Mast E 400mg/ml and the Tren E 300mg/ml.. Still waiting on @readalots test for the Bold U raw.. Im sure he is waiting patiently.. Both were decent results i guess. When i get the results back on the sterility i will repost with those test as well. I decided to start training under @Type-IIx again for the time being so I might not have the time to play around with the brewing like i have. either way NPP 200mg/ml and Bold U500 mg/ml is all i lack to have enough tested gear to last years. Special Thanks to @narta @qadsan @Heavy Iron...

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I would order from Dirthand (in theory, but he isnt a vendor); never from vendor who dngaf.

We should, let me rephrase, you should compile a list of vendors who do give a fuck. Domestic U.S. maybe send that list to me privately. I’ll be your human guinea pig. Between my bubble boy sense and yours we might have a nice little controlled study going lol.

 

[MuscleCandy]

Too cheap to test the raws. No pride in the craftsmanship.

In comparison, member who nails the API concentration on his home brew with less than 1% error cause....he HPLC tests his raws!

Post in thread 'Dirts Brew log'

Nov 13, 2024

I’m anxiously awaiting the day I see

“Dirthand Anabolics- US Domestic” when I sign in

You wont... but i did brand it!! Id be telling you and @readalot to go eat dog shit alone when yall started hassling about flow hoods and enhanced testing!! Lol its all for personal use... Me and some of my buddies personally use it!!

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It’s not that we’re cheap, it’s that it’s not feasible.
If we tested every bit of raws that we get, we would constantly be out of stock on products.

Say we get 1kg of Test E; if we send it out for testing it’ll likely take at least 2-3 weeks to get results. Members here expect us to do this with every kg we purchase? We would be waiting (at minimum) several weeks before we could even use it. Now pair that with the fact that we have 50+ compounds.
Sure, you can do it when you homebrew because keeping product in stock isn’t a concern. You can send out raws, wait a few weeks, find out the exact percentage and brew your compounds. 10g of raws will last you a long time if it’s just for personal use.

If sources are truly testing their raws, they should be posting raw testing damn near every day. Please point me to a source that’s doing this. If they’ve posted raw tests it’s only to keep the community happy, because that batch of raws is almost certainly brewed and long gone by now.

Testing the finished product just makes more sense.

 

[readalot]

We should, let me rephrase, you should compile a list of vendors who do give a fuck. Domestic U.S. maybe send that list to me privately. I’ll be your human guinea pig. Between my bubble boy sense and yours we might have a nice little controlled study going lol.

Not a vendor endorsement but here's what I am doing:

Thread 'Enhanced Testing Database'

Nov 14, 2024

Thread to track all of the great vendor / member activities in the enhanced testing arena. The other thread covers only Projects 1 - 3 (demonstration); vendor/member activity can be found.

Slowly a surveillance database for raw AAS and GH quality/impurities can be built for additional testing (additional to API purity, HPLC, etc ). If nothing is found then that's a great result to track as well. The data will be available for those interested.

Scope:

1. Hplc Purity
2. GCMS
3. Expanded metals list
4. Endotoxins
5. Residual solvents
6. Sterility

• readalot
• analytical endotoxins gcms hplc metals sterility testing reports
• Replies: 69
• Forum: Analytical Lab Testing

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Feel free to add to or engage as you like. I think I captured everyone thus far.

 

[FastBun]

It’s not that we’re cheap, it’s that it’s not feasible.
If we tested every bit of raws that we get, we would constantly be out of stock on products.

Say we get 1kg of Test E; if we send it out for testing it’ll likely take at least 2-3 weeks to get results. Members here expect us to do this with every kg we purchase? We would be waiting (at minimum) several weeks before we could even use it. Now pair that with the fact that we have 50+ compounds.
Sure, you can do it when you homebrew because keeping product in stock isn’t a concern. You can send out raws, wait a few weeks, find out the exact percentage and brew your compounds. 10g of raws will last you a long time if it’s just for personal use.

If sources are truly testing their raws, they should be posting raw testing damn near every day. Please point me to a source that’s doing this. If they’ve posted raw tests it’s only to keep the community happy, because that batch of raws is almost certainly brewed and long gone by now.

Testing the finished product just makes more sense.

Readalot is about to go to town with you …

 

[readalot]

It’s not that we’re cheap, it’s that it’s not feasible.
If we tested every bit of raws that we get, we would constantly be out of stock on products.

Say we get 1kg of Test E; if we send it out for testing it’ll likely take at least 2-3 weeks to get results. Members here expect us to do this with every kg we purchase? We would be waiting (at minimum) several weeks before we could even use it. Now pair that with the fact that we have 50+ compounds.
Sure, you can do it when you homebrew because keeping product in stock isn’t a concern. You can send out raws, wait a few weeks, find out the exact percentage and brew your compounds. 10g of raws will last you a long time if it’s just for personal use.

If sources are truly testing their raws, they should be posting raw testing damn near every day. Please point me to a source that’s doing this. If they’ve posted raw tests it’s only to keep the community happy, because that batch of raws is almost certainly brewed and long gone by now.

Testing the finished product just makes more sense.

I didn't say any vendor here consistently does it. I just said that's how it should be done.

Your whole logistics excuse is the result of simply poor planning. Stagger your timeline by 3 weeks and problem solved. Poor planning leads to poor execution. You don't sell finished products made with raws that aren't tested. Sorry if my attention to detail and basic project planning is too much to ask.

Working capital, planning, Gantt Chart. Your logistics problems...solved.

 

[ivandragovich]

I didn't say any vendor here consistently does it. I just said that's how it should be done.

Your whole logistics excuse is the result of simply poor planning. Stagger your timeline by 3 weeks and problem solved. Poor planning leads to poor execution. You don't sell finished products made with raws that aren't tested. Sorry if my attention to detail and basic project planning is too much to ask.

Working capital, planning, Gantt Chart. Your logistics problems...solved.

They all can’t be Walter White, and even he got fucked in the end lol. A lot of these labs are just not as intricate and high tech as they make themselves seem on the storefront. In over their heads, money money Mr krabs strategy.

 

[MuscleCandy]

I didn't say any vendor here consistently does it. I just said that's how it should be done.

Your whole logistics excuse is the result of simply poor planning. Stagger your timeline by 3 weeks and problem solved. Poor planning leads to poor execution. You don't sell finished products made with raws that aren't tested. Sorry if my attention to detail is too much.

You should start your own business since you know more than everyone here.
There’s a reason nobody does it. I’m certain that sources would love to, if only to get praise from you…

 

[readalot]

And BTW, come to mind I actually do "know" a vendor that does just this (at least that is what they tell me and have shared the receipts) . I don't know why they don't post all their raw testing but they should.

 

[readalot]

You should start your own business since you know more than everyone here.

That's my curse. Have to say legal. Would be fun though. Thanks.

So what in my explanation to you was flawed?

 

[ivandragovich]

You should start your own business since you know more than everyone here.
There’s a reason nobody does it. I’m certain that sources would love to, if only to get praise from you…

Why does every vendor reply with such snark and arrogance? You know we run this fucking board right? Not you drug dealing cucks? You are only here because of us, not because you are so fucking good at what you do or you are so necessary for the society. You aren’t special, you aren’t even fucking average at best.

 

[readalot]

even he got fucked in the end lol

That's my curse. Have to say legal.

 

[FastBun]

Why does every vendor reply with such snark and arrogance? You know we run this fucking board right? Not you drug dealing cucks? You are only here because of us, not because you are so fucking good at what you do or you are so necessary for the society. You aren’t special, you aren’t even fucking average at best.

That the reason they are not top source

 

[ivandragovich]

That the reason they are not top source

On SST they are one of them. Fucking go over there where the broccoli headed fucks praise you. So sick of this arrogance. Mind blowing anyone does business with them.

 

[MuscleCandy]

Why does every vendor reply with such snark and arrogance? You know we run this fucking board right? Not you drug dealing cucks? You are only here because of us, not because you are so fucking good at what you do or you are so necessary for the society. You aren’t special, you aren’t even fucking average at best.

I’m responding with the same level of snark and arrogance you guys are commenting with. Weren’t you ever taught the golden rule: “treat people how you want to be treated”?:)

And BTW, come to mind I actually do "know" a vendor that does just this (at least that is what they tell me and have shared the receipts) . I don't know why they don't post all their raw testing but they should.

You don’t. They lied because unless they’re dealing locally, it’s not feasible if you’re selling hundreds of vials per day.
We could easily send out raws for testing and tell you “these are the raws we’ve used for every batch” like some sources may do, but we prefer to stay transparent with our customers.

I agree, it would be the better way to do things, but it would be a logistical nightmare. That’s just a fact and that is why no one does it.

 

[ivandragovich]

I’m responding with the same level of snark and arrogance you guys are commenting with. Weren’t you ever taught the golden rule: “treat people how you want to be treated”?:)


You don’t. They lied because unless they’re dealing locally, it’s not feasible if you’re selling hundreds of vials per day.
We could easily send out raws for testing and tell you “these are the raws we’ve used for every batch” like some sources may do, but we prefer to stay transparent with our customers.

I agree, it would be the better way to do things, but it would be a logistical nightmare. That’s just a fact and that is why no one does it.

You should put your emotions to the side, you aren’t running a fucking chocolate factory here Charlie. For fucks sake.

 

[FastBun]

I’m responding with the same level of snark and arrogance you guys are commenting with. Weren’t you ever taught the golden rule: “treat people how you want to be treated”?:)


You don’t. They lied because unless they’re dealing locally, it’s not feasible if you’re selling hundreds of vials per day.
We could easily send out raws for testing and tell you “these are the raws we’ve used for every batch” like some sources may do, but we prefer to stay transparent with our customers.

I agree, it would be the better way to do things, but it would be a logistical nightmare. That’s just a fact and that is why no one does it.

Andddd we would be able to tell based on your test results that you ain’t tested shit