Newbie on Meso, not in PED's world :-)

[Trenny]

Hi, hope you fine. First time here , love the site and environment.

I'm mainly here for my cousin, he introduced me in fitness, was my trainer mentor and now I'm his roid mentor, he isn't native english speaker (neither me , I'm doing my best).

We are interested about Tren Ace brewing, wow! I have to do a lot of reading, It'll be funny. Hope to get a lot of Feedback.

About me:I've always played sports, I was river guide (rafting), was paraglider , and did rappel, always have been gym rat, love HIIT training, Natty...for now . Im the worst world soccer player

I have a lot of experience in roids, mesotherapy and massages, and even a lot to learn

Sorry for my bad english.

 

[Wunderpus]

I read this thread thinking your name was "Tranny" and got all excited about your massage skills.....



Welcome!

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I read this thread thinking your name was "Tranny" and got all excited about your massage skills.....



Welcome!

I thought it was a girl in a pushup bra...
...then I discovered he was a male in a pushup bra
...then I rubbed one out anyway

 

[Wunderpus]

I thought it was a girl in a pushup bra...
...then I discovered he was a male in a pushup bra
...then I rubbed one out anyway

I fucking HATE when noobs come here and blue ball us like that! FUCK!

 

[Wunderpus]

I am confused, though. Tranny says he's/she's "Natty.... For now." but also says he/she has a lot of PED experience?

Are these the male and female parts of his/her brain arguing in text form? Help!

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I fucking HATE when noobs come here and blue ball us like that! FUCK!

no blue balls for this guy...
think I'll go for a pinch of snuff

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

I am confused, though. Tranny says he's/she's "Natty.... For now." but also says he/she has a lot of PED experience?

Are these the male and female parts of his/her brain arguing in text form? Help!

keep up bro...he's the roid adviser here to learn about tren brewing....to help further his career in massage and paragliding

 

[Wunderpus]

keep up bro...he's the roid adviser here to learn about tren brewing....to help further his career in massage and paragliding

I've never had a massage, or been paragliding.... But I'm willing to lose my flower for both with my new bestie Tranny!

Tranny, do you offer prostate massages while paragliding? Also, is there a complimentary bottle of freshly brewed tren after each visit?

 

[Wunderpus]

98% chance this is what Tranny looks like

"My name-a Tranny! I hope you fine. I like-a paraglide, massage friends, it's NICE!"

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

How familiar are you with the electro ejaculator apparatus?
I came quite fond of it on my holiday layover in Singapore last year.

 

[Wunderpus]

How familiar are you with the electro ejaculator apparatus?
I came quite fond of it on my holiday layover in Singapore last year.

I like your panda suit!

I just bought this, my grandpa said it was better than banging minors in Korea

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

 

[Trenny]

Many bad ass guys! Some on trenbo rage.
I came here in a good attitude, and I'll stay on my way.

Nice day for everybody

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

Many bad ass guys! Some on trenbo rage.
I came here in a good attitude, and I'll stay on my way.

Nice day for everybody

Step By Step Steroid Powder, synovex and finaplix Conversions

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

Many bad ass guys! Some on trenbo rage.
I came here in a good attitude, and I'll stay on my way.

Nice day for everybody

I cum in hear to sea wuts up and eye find pikture uf u is vary deecetful
Know boobeez just trenny and some strang chesticle reestraining device
wHaT is this?
Eye feel so durty

 

[Wunderpus]

I cum in hear to sea wuts up and eye find pikture uf u is vary deecetful
Know boobeez just trenny and some strang chesticle reestraining device
wHaT is this?
Eye feel so durty

Fucking burned again Truk..... It hurts more and more each time.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]

seriously though...what is that thing a heart rate monitor?
I dont get all the equipment and shit these days...Im a cheap bastardo though. I share a belt at the gym and we have communal chalk buckets. I cant even rationalize buying shoes until I push over a 5 plate squat

 

[Trenny]

Step By Step Steroid Powder, synovex and finaplix Conversions

It's uneasy to understand the way you say welcome to newbies, but, your input is so useful for me , Thx tango!

 

[Wunderpus]

Most people would be thrilled to get three way gang banged by Tek, Truk and myself....

Just sayin', you ought to be a BIT more appreciative.

 

[TANGO.ECHO.KILO]