Your handle has you as an enforcer for some outfit? I can hear the panic and see your upper lip quivering all through your posts. Do you have the "bubble gut", too? You know, upset stomach that has you cramping and sitting on the toilet? Do you think your up for this several times a year? Building your body and throwing some extra muscle on your frame isn't going to change your being afraid of your own shadow...you know that don't you? Its going to make you a prick full of bravado trying to convince yourself that your a tough guy but that little girl voice is gonna be whimpering and moaning wanting it all to stop. This type of personality gives the rest of the level headed bodybuilders and gym rats a bad name.
The day will come very quickly when your deep into a cycle feeling cocky and you'll be at a club and after a couple of drinks your anxiety in temporarily taken away and you feel that momentary sense of relief and it comes out as you being obnoxious and rude. You're gonna piss the wrong person off and he won't have to lay a hand on you. He'll square off with you and in an instant that fear will take hold and he will sense it immediately and see it in your eyes. You will be embarrassed and humiliated. If you don't end up killing yourself all that self loathing will stay with you and you will attract the type of woman who has no self esteem who when your hatred of yourself manifests itself as regular beatings for the poor girl she will believe she deserves it. The boozing and beatings will continue and your wasted life will be responsible for hers being flushed down the shitter as well. The children you force her to conceive and carry to term in hopes of trapping her so you won't be alone will lack self worth and will be under acheivers. You all will believe you don't deserve any better.
The whole check the laws before you break them thing is amusing. I know, you are going to lie and tell us how your life is so much more important than the rest of ours and how much your net worth is and so on. Every decision you make is fear based. The big scary world is gonna getcha.
So 5 or 6 times a year you're going to go through this. You'll be grey from stress. I hopefully will have the pistol locked up tight at a different address because I don't know if I can take any more of this?
If you try to make one big order to get it done you run the risk of looking like a distributor. That's jail time. You should go with your instinct and have all the sources info ready as well as the name and address of anyone you may be able to give up to ensure your freedom to continue your wonderful existence. This lifestyle isn't for everyone and it definitely isn't for you.
Then there's this guy...lets call him "swim". Another guy with his pointer all ready for court in case he can't "Swim" his way to freedom if and when he's popped.
Your girl decided all on her own to return to sender? I want the truth. The criteria was such that it fit your instructions to return to sender. It required a signature was at the top of the list...wasn't it? You most likely got away with using some stupid made up name of a person that doesn't exist never mind live at the address you had the package shipped to. Sound about right?
Your plan also included crying foul if your mailman had done his job and not delivered your pack addressed to a Dr Scholls...correct? Of course I'm right.
Your pkg won't be there. Return to sender earlier this evening? Its gone 2 to 3 hrs before they open for business.
You are so very lucky this wasn't a domestic source you ordered from using a fake ass name as the receiver of your pack. You wouldn't live it down. IT'S NEVER OK TO HAVE A PKG FROM A SOURCE FLOATING AROUND AIMLESSLY BECAUSE THE SOURCE WILL USE A REAL RETURN ADDRESS...IT WILL NOT BE HIS, HOWEVER. You are a danger and liability.