I don't need the "Sauce" my man.
My testicles make enough test on their own.
As for being your Lawn Jockey I'll have to decline that offer. I make enough money as it is it just wouldn't be fair to take your hard earned cash.
And no I don't have SNAP or EBT or whatever kind of federal aid they are giving out these days.
As for your neighborhood. I'll gladly invite you to mine
It's not as posh or high class as your's might be. But our penises are still larger
and that's all that matters
(Is penises the plural for penis?)