Planet Fitness Advertisements

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Anyone watching the ball drop? All of the planet fitness advertisements are insane. I mean, a huge billboard in New York, and in new Ireland. Hats given out that almost everyone is wearing. Behind Mariah Carey's main performance on television was a planet fitness sign directly to the side of her to read.

What the hell.
 
Anyone watching the ball drop? All of the planet fitness advertisements are insane. I mean, a huge billboard in New York, and in new Ireland. Hats given out that almost everyone is wearing. Behind Mariah Carey's main performance on television was a planet fitness sign directly to the side of her to read.

What the hell.


That shit made me sick , the stupidous excuse for a gym getting all that publicity...
LUNK ALARM !! :confused:
 
Sounds like clever marketing. What's the #1 New Years Resolution year after year? Make more $$....I mean lose weight.

Its great for New Year noobs and fatties but if one of us walked in there and started making the kind of noise WE make , lifting the weights WE lift and then started flexing , we would get the LUNK ALARM then shown the door !! :eek:
 
Its great for New Year noobs and fatties but if one of us walked in there and started making the kind of noise WE make , lifting the weights WE lift and then started flexing , we would get the LUNK ALARM then shown the door !! :eek:

Yeah everyone says its a beginner gym, I've never been to a PF. One just opened over the summer in these here parts, but its still about 15miles and a ton of fucking stop lights away from me. I'm still gonna check it out sometime, maybe in the spring.
 
Yeah everyone says its a beginner gym, I've never been to a PF. One just opened over the summer in these here parts, but its still about 15miles and a ton of fucking stop lights away from me. I'm still gonna check it out sometime, maybe in the spring.

Do a day pass....lol ;) . You"ll be seeing purple for days...o_O
 
Its great for New Year noobs and fatties but if one of us walked in there and started making the kind of noise WE make , lifting the weights WE lift and then started flexing , we would get the LUNK ALARM then shown the door !! :eek:

I'm very quiet in the gym with the exception of breathing. Zero grunting, no throwing weights around, etc. I just move some pretty decent weight around. Guaranteed I'd be tossed out of Planet Fitness (not like I'd ever step foot in one anyway).

The foundation of PL is discrimination. My gut tells me that they will be facing a serious lawsuit at some point. In today's society, there is no way that what they are doing is legal. My 2 cents anyway.
 
Its great for New Year noobs and fatties but if one of us walked in there and started making the kind of noise WE make , lifting the weights WE lift and then started flexing , we would get the LUNK ALARM then shown the door !! :eek:

I WOULD SUE THE SHIT OUTTA THAT GYM IF THEY EVER PULLED THAT CRAP.
 
i remember walking in a PL in florida one time and it was pizza day. Fucking giving away free pizza. The next morning was donut/muffin day, and the counter always had an abundance of free candy to take on the way out. WTF that place is a joke. I would literally sit there if they asked me to leave if I set off that LUNK alarm until the county sheriff came in to escort me out. The gym employees cant touch you, it would be assault. A mess is brewing for them.
 
One of my buddies lost his job a while back. He couldn't afford to go to his regular gym at the time so he went to planet fitness. In the first week they kicked him out for having a gallon jug of water. Lol!!
 
One of my buddies lost his job a while back. He couldn't afford to go to his regular gym at the time so he went to planet fitness. In the first week they kicked him out for having a gallon jug of water. Lol!!

Lmao!!


"You son of a bitch....how dare you try and stay hydrated in our gym!!"
 
Lmao!!


"You son of a bitch....how dare you try and stay hydrated in our gym!!"

Lol. He told me he was even going out of his way to be quiet because he didn't want to get kicked out. They still ended up kicking him out for "bodybuilding behavior" because of the water jug. Lol. I wasn't even mad when I heard that, I thought it was one of the funniest things I've ever heard. Ha.

"Sir, you water jug is intimidating the other customers. You need to leave."
 
One of my buddies lost his job a while back. He couldn't afford to go to his regular gym at the time so he went to planet fitness. In the first week they kicked him out for having a gallon jug of water. Lol!!
Seriously? Wow
 
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