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Joemane

Joemane

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Just joined meso so forgive my ignorance if this is the wrong section to post haha... I'm so fed up with all the bunk gear out there it seems like 50% of the stuff is fake or underdosed. Happy I stumbled across you guys, might actually find a trustworthy source! i still have a good bit of gear from my current source and want to test it jus to see if I'm paranoid and also my source will refund if you have proof it's bunk. Lucky for me my dad owns and operates a multimillion dollar environmental testing lab. He has GC-MS's and HPLC's. Now I'm in nursing school I didn't follow his footsteps so I know nothing about this. He says all he needs to know is what he's looking for and can calibrate the machines to test for it. Is it really that simple? Can you test orals or just oils? Do you think his results will be as accurate as a lab that specializes in gear?? All he knows about gear is the trt the doc has him on but it's just all numbers and graphs right? Any input will be appreciated!
 
Spetz - is this you?:confused:

You're not in pharmacy school are you?

Sorry, this probably (hopefully) makes no sense to you.
 
Well you usually start in the new member introduction forum section an introduce yourself with background like lifting history stats an such but I'm interested in where this is going so subbed lol. Welcome to meso bro;)
 
Skull said:
Well you usually start in the new member introduction forum section an introduce yourself with background like lifting history stats an such but I'm interested in where this is going so subbed lol. Welcome to meso bro;)
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Oh thanks bro my b I'll get on that :D
 
Man if you're legit and not full of shit what a contribution you would be to this community! Forgive my scepticism but just sounds a little to good to be true , I hope you prove me wrong.
 
Joemane said:
Just joined meso so forgive my ignorance if this is the wrong section to post haha... I'm so fed up with all the bunk gear out there it seems like 50% of the stuff is fake or underdosed. Happy I stumbled across you guys, might actually find a trustworthy source! i still have a good bit of gear from my current source and want to test it jus to see if I'm paranoid and also my source will refund if you have proof it's bunk. Lucky for me my dad owns and operates a multimillion dollar environmental testing lab. He has GC-MS's and HPLC's. Now I'm in nursing school I didn't follow his footsteps so I know nothing about this. He says all he needs to know is what he's looking for and can calibrate the machines to test for it. Is it really that simple? Can you test orals or just oils? Do you think his results will be as accurate as a lab that specializes in gear?? All he knows about gear is the trt the doc has him on but it's just all numbers and graphs right? Any input will be appreciated!
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Welcome to the board. I agree w/ @Skull. You will get a lot more responses and people will feel more comfortable helping you if you take the time to share some info about yourself in the New Member section. the quote below is from a researcher that will be doing some testing for me. I asked him to "dumb down" the info as much as he could so I could understand. For that reason it will sound quite rudimentary to someone that knows what they are doing, but I think it explains what you are asking.

"Hi *****, It is my turn to apologize for not responding to the 2nd part of your email. The analysis can confirm the nature of the compound by its mass and its possible structure. The quantification will be carried out by detection with the UV-visible detector.
The report will be the chromatograms for each of the samples for both the MS/MS and the UV-visible experiments. Based on comparison with the external calibration curve, the concentrations of the compounds will be calculated based on the volume injected and the amount determined by the detector.
I think that 1ml vial per sample should suffice for the analysis. I will probably do 2-3 injections of each for statistical purposes."
 
Joemane said:
No bullshit this is our lab [EDIT]
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT LAB FOR TESTING THEY DONT TEST STEROIDS!! I know it would come back to me I used you work there and they all suspected my use lol! Anything thing done will be after hours and in secret!!
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too late we are already on interstate 85, we will be there in 2 hours, we just need to pick up a few more guys in Atlanta.
 
Joemane said:
No bullshit this is our lab [EDIT]
PLEASE DO NOT CONTACT LAB FOR TESTING THEY DONT TEST STEROIDS!! I know it would come back to me I used you work there and they all suspected my use lol! Anything thing done will be after hours and in secret!!
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My flight lands in 2hrs. I am the big guy that will be running in traffic near the airport with the sign that says "MS testing or bust". Please stop and pick me up. Thank you!
 
Joemane said:
At what?
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So much heat man... Why put your fathers lab under scrutiny as you let the world know that this lab might eventually be testing illegal AAS?

LE (law enforcement) is all over this website watching everything that's happening. Now if your father ever did start testing UGL gear, everyone would know the lab name, your fathers name and subsequently your name...

Abort mission fella... Abort mission
 
Johnson513 said:
So much heat man... Why put your fathers lab under scrutiny as you let the world know that this lab might eventually be testing illegal AAS?

LE (law enforcement) is all over this website watching everything that's happening. Now if your father ever did start testing UGL gear, everyone would know the lab name, your fathers name and subsequently your name...

Abort mission fella... Abort mission
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True thanks
 
The DEA has gone all out on this one.
Joemane said:
Lol you all have got jokes
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This wasn't a joke.
Johnson513 said:
So much heat man... Why put your fathers lab under scrutiny as you let the world know that this lab might eventually be testing illegal AAS?

LE (law enforcement) is all over this website watching everything that's happening. Now if your father ever did start testing UGL gear, everyone would know the lab name, your fathers name and subsequently your name...

Abort mission fella... Abort mission
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