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Little Johnny overheard all the 5th graders talking about pussy and bitches. So when he got home little Johnny asked his dad "Dad What's a pussy?"
His dad goes and grabs one of his playboys and flips it open
"that's a pussy son"
Little Johnny amazed asks
"And what's a bitch?"
His dad laughs and says "Everything around it!"
 
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