Post your one liner jokes here

[Munky]

What is the best thing about picking up a homeless women? You can drop her off anywhere when your done banging her.

 

[Munky]

Little Johnny called in sick for school , the principal asked " how sick are you Johnny? " little Johnny replied " I'm at home screwing my sister , is that sick enough for you."

 

[Munky]

What's the definition of indefinitely? When my balls are slapping off my wife's ass it's indefinitely.

 

[GianT_SlayeR]

@Munky holy shit don't get me started with little Johnny!

 

[Munky]

How can you tell who the head nurse is ? She is the one usually with dirty knees.

 

[Munky]

What kind of shoes do hookers wear? Ho heels.

 

[Munky]

What kind of cat can't you never trust? A Cheetah.

 

[Scirilo]

A woman without curves it's like jeans without pockets you never know where to put your hands...

 

[GianT_SlayeR]

Little Johnny overheard all the 5th graders talking about pussy and bitches. So when he got home little Johnny asked his dad "Dad What's a pussy?"
His dad goes and grabs one of his playboys and flips it open
"that's a pussy son"
Little Johnny amazed asks
"And what's a bitch?"
His dad laughs and says "Everything around it!"

 

[Munky]

Why do most women prefer circumsized men? The like getting 20%off the top.

 

[CuriousGeorge247]

Q: Whats the difference between 3 dicks and a joke?

A: Your mom can't take a joke.....

 

[gator22]

Where does a one legged waitress work???? IHOP

 

[gummo]

There are only four things better than a five year old.

 

[PuddlePiratePunk]

What's the best part of fucking 23 year olds?
There's 20 of them

 

[Munky]

What's 2 inches wide and 6 inches long and every women loves ? A 100$

 

[PuddlePiratePunk]

I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$

 

[PuddlePiratePunk]

Why did little sally fall of the swings?
She had no arms.
Knock knock...
Whose there
Not sally

 

[GianT_SlayeR]

You know what I like about highschool girls? I keep getting older but they stay the same age dazed&confused

 

[PuddlePiratePunk]

You know what I like about highschool girls? I keep getting older but they stay the same age dazed&confused

Same thing said by sweet Lou from grind

 

[GianT_SlayeR]

Same thing said by sweet Lou from grind

both awesome movies