Post your one liner jokes here

[PuddlePiratePunk]

What smell like roses.... I just farted hahaha
Favorite movie was grind! But I watch dazed and confused and get pissed my generation is lame as shit. Used to think "planking" was cool

 

[Scirilo]

Where does a one legged waitress work???? IHOP

HAHAHA

 

[Scirilo]

I ain't gay but 20$ is 20$

You forgot to say #Nohomo bro

 

[Gbro]

My son just told me this one-

Why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the front lines.

 

[PuddlePiratePunk]

You forgot to say #Nohomo bro

Do I have to?

 

[Scirilo]

Do I have to?

Yes totally it makes a huge difference lol

 

[jJjburton]

your dumb...

 

[Munky]

What does penut butter and hookers have in common? They both spread for bread.

 

[Munky]

Your girlfriend is so fat she has more chins then a Chinese phone book.

 

[Scirilo]

Yo moma is so fat she needs to take selfies In panorama mode

 

[Sk8man101]

Haha some of these are pretty funny.

 

[CuriousGeorge247]

Favorite kid friendly joke:

Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs?


A: Exactly where you left him....[emoji23][emoji23]

 

[RAre]

Your momma so fat I can't even pull her up on the internet.

 

[Gain Train]

if we sent more mosquito nets to Africa we could prevent the death of millions of






Mosquitoes from HIV

 

[Munky]

Missionary impossible. When 2 fat people try to have sex.

 

[Gain Train]

How was copper wiring invented?
Two Jews fighting over a penny

 

[Munky]

What kind of father eats tacos all day? Nacho daddy

 

[outkicked1]

Guy goes to a bar after his wife leaves him for being too kinky.

There's a woman at the bar crying, he asks her what's wrong.
She says husband left her for being too kinky.

He tells her his wife left for the same reason. She suggests they go to her place to get kinky.

She goes in the bathroom at home gets on her leather, her mask, has her whip.

She's coming out of the bathroom, the guy is putting on his coat and leaving. She says hey I thought we were going to get kinky.

He says, yeah I fucked your dog and took a shit on your coffee table, I'm good have a nice night.

 

[outkicked1]

Hopefully the one liner limit is flexible since that's like eighteen lines

 

[Munky]

I came here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all out off bubble gum.lol.