Post your one liner jokes here

[Mr. Magnificent]

How do you fit 4 homosexuals on a bar-stool? Flip it upside down

 

[Sk8man101]

You wanna hear a joke?

Your life.

 

[TinyRickC-137]

"I don't have a girlfriend, but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that"
- Mitch Hedburg

 

[anfee]

Not really a joke, but one of my best friends would always get in arguments at the bars and to fuck with the guy he would say "I bet you don't even like sucking dick!"

And multiple times the other guy would just stand there confused as shit. It was always hilarious.

 

[Scirilo]

A Chinese guy didn't know how to say "chicken in English , so he rolls inside the store looking for an egg once he found it he brought it over to the cashier and pointed at the egg and asked " where mother"?

 

[Munky]

Jack and jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter, jill came down with two fifty

 

[Xlgx]

What did the lepar say to the prostitute ?

 

[outkicked1]

??

 

[Xlgx]

??

Keep the tip!!!

 

[outkicked1]

Double like that, with a little nausea.

 

[Scirilo]

The police stopped me just now, came up to my window and said "PAPERS"

I said "Scissors, I win" and drove off.

Fucker must want a rematch he's been chasing me for 20 min

 

[Super Charge]

I use this one on my chics friends.....

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a boner?

I don't have a Lamborghini..

 

[Super Charge]

I was at the doctor the other day and he said I need to quit masturbating. I asked "Why?"
He said "cause I'm trying to do an exam"

 

[Super Charge]

Your mom's so skinny she gotta lay on the toilet sideways..

 

[Super Charge]

Those are all from laffy taffy wrappers btw

 

[Super Charge]

Anal sex is a lot like spinach: if you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t enjoy it as a adult.

 

[high-octane]

Tell your tits to stop staring at my eyes

 

[Gbro]

Anal sex is a lot like spinach: if you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t enjoy it as a adult.

@MindlessWork any thoughts on this?

 

[MindlessWork]

@MindlessWork any thoughts on this?

In my honest opinion he may well be right. Child abuse is plain wrong.