Post your one liner jokes here

[Munky]

What is the difference in getting a new wife and a new dog? After a year the dog is still excited to see you.

 

[Munky]

Jack and Jill went up the hill each with a buck and a quarter Jill came down with two fiffy

 

[Munky]

What did the fawn say when she went into the bush with a couple of male deer? That is the last thing I will ever do for a couple of bucks .

 

[Keynde]

Why do woman go to the toilet straight after sex?

Did you try to open a toasted ham & cheese sandwich!

 

[PIZZABOY]

Where does a one legged waitress work???? IHOP

I've seen her! Her name was Eilean!

 

[ddp7]

Well here is a good one:

Jesus and the disciples climb up to the mountain with too much hunger and each one carried a stone in the pocket bc Jesus said that n will change the stone by food haha.In high mountain J said:leave the stone,today we brought a cake Lol

 

[Leancuisine]

What did the cannibal get when he showed up late to the party?

A cold shoulder.

 

[Leancuisine]

So a brother and sister are fucking in their barn and the sister goes "damn you fuck like dad," and the brother goes "I know mom told me."

 

[Oregongearhead]

The moral of this story is be careful where you kneel , others could be watching ...

 

[Munky]

What's worse than waking up at a party finding a penis drawn on your face? Finding out it was traced.

 

[Munky]

The only way your gonna get laid is if you crawl up a chickens ass and wait.

 

[johntt44]

Daughter comes into trailer and asks redneck dad if she can borrow the car. Dad says yes but you have to blow me first. Daughter starts sucking and says his dick tastes like shit. Dad says " Oh yeah, I forgot that your brother asked me first."

 

[Scirilo]

Daughter comes into trailer and asks redneck dad if she can borrow the car. Dad says yes but you have to blow me first. Daughter starts sucking and says his dick tastes like shit. Dad says " Oh yeah, I forgot that your brother asked me first."

That's some dark humor

 

[Scirilo]

Dark humor it's like kids with cancer it'll never get old ...

 

[outkicked1]

Ouch!

 

[Munky]

How is your head today I asked the lady? Not bad she exclaimed would you like some .....

 

[Trenbologna Togna]

What's the difference between a gay guy and a refrigerator? The refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out.

 

[Munky]

What's black and don't work ? Decaffeinated coffee lol

 

[outkicked1]

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane?







A pilot you racist fuck.

 

[outkicked1]

Catholic priest is walking with a Jewish rabbi. The priest sees a little boy walking through the crosswalk.

He turns to the rabbi, points and says, hey rabbi, should we fuck him?

The rabbi says fuck him out of what?