Pristine Anabolics Intro

[TX_Hempknight]

Believe you missed a lab reference or two...

Probably. Havent been on as much as I usually am. Stupid work taking all my free time.

 

[Notsonattygains69]

From what i've heard through the rumor mill, the source was alerted to a family member being in the hospital after being injured in a foot pursuit, when police told them they were under arrest on a 10 year old warrant.

In a bewildered state, he tripped on the cord of the camping stove. Having purchased it from Walmart, the stove began emitting sparks, despite a fairly soft landing.

During his fall, he pushed over a barrel of Guaiacol, flooding the basement. The sparks from the camping stove lit the Guaiacol on fire. As the brew tent went up in flames, he panicked and ran for safety in the raws room, with the door locking behind him.

During this whole ordeal, the raws room keys were dropped and now he's trapped inside the small closet like room, inhaling the fumes of Guaiacol and melted anal beads, until a nosy neighbor smells the stink and comes over to ask questions.

With his cell phone battery on 3% he makes one more post on Meso, telling everyone that he's doing a large restock and will be away for awhile, but everyone will be taken care of and freebies will be included with each order to make up for the delays.

Things like this are why I love Meso <3

 

[Mac11wildcat]

USPS sure is good at delaying delivery at opportune times.



Fucking liar.

If you’re ordering from this source, consider yourself duly warned.

 

[bolder]

From what i've heard through the rumor mill, the source was alerted to a family member being in the hospital after being injured in a foot pursuit, when police told them they were under arrest on a 10 year old warrant.

In a bewildered state, he tripped on the cord of the camping stove. Having purchased it from Walmart, the stove began emitting sparks, despite a fairly soft landing.

During his fall, he pushed over a barrel of Guaiacol, flooding the basement. The sparks from the camping stove lit the Guaiacol on fire. As the brew tent went up in flames, he panicked and ran for safety in the raws room, with the door locking behind him.

During this whole ordeal, the raws room keys were dropped and now he's trapped inside the small closet like room, inhaling the fumes of Guaiacol and melted anal beads, until a nosy neighbor smells the stink and comes over to ask questions.

With his cell phone battery on 3% he makes one more post on Meso, telling everyone that he's doing a large restock and will be away for awhile, but everyone will be taken care of and freebies will be included with each order to make up for the delays.

Wait just a minute here!

There’s a rumor mill?

Mind-fuckin-blown

 

[T-Bagger]

USPS sure is good at delaying delivery at opportune times.

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Fucking liar.

If you’re ordering from this source, consider yourself duly warned.

He has newer, more important customers to take care of - the ones dumb enough to still pay him, not you, because there’s no profit in correcting screw ups.

 

[tubesox]

Source has been compromised? Or is this just heresay?

 

[T-Bagger]

Source has been compromised? Or is this just heresay?

Hearsay, but makes sense.

 

[MiaRage22]

Had hopes for this guy... Thought he could/would turn things around and get back to being a go to domestic...

Another one bites the dust I guess..

 

[T-Bagger]

Had hopes for this guy... Thought he could/would turn things around and get back to being a go to domestic...

Another one bites the dust I guess..

He’ll be back in a week with another story.

 

[MisterSuperGod]

He’ll be back in a week with another story.

With 7 kids, i would have painted the walls with my brains.

Then again, who knows if that's true? i want a family photo with faces blurred out so i can count the number of bodies.

Probably a single guy, out on a bender with the latest profits.

 

[SJB23]

Placed an order with him, very responsive with any questions I had prior to payment(asking if he has got his problems fixed, etc). Since I’ve asked for an update on if he’s shipped, no response today yet. Assuming/hoping he’s just been busy. Wish me luck lol will keep you all updated

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Placed an order with him, very responsive with any questions I had prior to payment(asking if he has got his problems fixed, etc). Since I’ve asked for an update on if he’s shipped, no response today yet. Assuming/hoping he’s just been busy. Wish me luck lol will keep you all updated

You asked if he got his problems fixed? What response did you expect to hear other than a yes? Of course he'll tell you everything is g2g, he's got everything to gain that way.

 

[T-Bagger]

Placed an order with him, very responsive with any questions I had prior to payment(asking if he has got his problems fixed, etc). Since I’ve asked for an update on if he’s shipped, no response today yet. Assuming/hoping he’s just been busy. Wish me luck lol will keep you all updated

Wish you luck with a source who ducks in and out of here, has little to no presence and doesn’t keep his word? Did you not read anything in this thread?

 

[MisterSuperGod]

Wish you luck with a source who ducks in and out of here, has little to no presence and doesn’t keep his word? Did you not read anything in this thread?

Bro! 260 pages. In your dreams!

 

[Mdubbs]

Placed an order with him, very responsive with any questions I had prior to payment(asking if he has got his problems fixed, etc). Since I’ve asked for an update on if he’s shipped, no response today yet. Assuming/hoping he’s just been busy. Wish me luck lol will keep you all updated

You asked if he got his problems fixed? What response did you expect to hear other than a yes? Of course he'll tell you everything is g2g, he's got everything to gain that way.

Why the fuck does everyone keep asking the source if hes GTG and if his problems are fixed? Isn't this why we're are here? Is this not the point of this entire thread? Does anyone else wanna bang their head against a wall?

 

[T-Bagger]

Why the fuck does everyone keep asking the source if hes GTG and if his problems are fixed? Isn't this why we're are here? Is this not the point of this entire thread? Does anyone else wanna bang their head against a wall?

Wish me luck, I’m about to order!!!!

 

[SJB23]

Ya probably not my smartest decision yet, but time will tell. Shouldn’t have been cheap and just went with my g2g source.

 

[T-Bagger]

Ya probably not my smartest decision yet, but time will tell. Shouldn’t have been cheap and just went with my g2g source.

Who might that be?

 

[Brawny]

Funny that Assquatch is still MIA and Pristine isn’t much more present

 

[SJB23]

Who might that be?

Used ironborn for a while, never had my gear tested by them but I know what tren feels like lol, prices are about double what Pristine’s are but never had an issue. I could just be very impatient but Pristine responded very fast the last couple days then last night said he would ship this morning and send email confirmation and it didn’t happen, sent him a few emails with no response. Only thing that sucks is this order was about $500 and already got burned once recently trying to get cheaper prices. In prep for a competition for my IFBB pro card and I think this blow is going to probably make me have to delay competing for a bit. Sucks cuz I’ve already committed a lot of money into it but it’s my own fault for trusting people.