Readalots Enhanced Testing

[readalot]

I see from your posts you are considering GH, but maybe you will go down the pharma route, so no need for testing?

At between 100 to 400 usd per 5 mg (pharma), I am quickly coming to conclusion i should consider other options in the 80 to 150 usd range (per 50 mg kit). There is a lot of options out there and I am currently researching viable options. GH users are certainly blessed with a wide assortment of choices.

I hope this raw testing is just the start. I am currently not looking at any specific ugl AAS but happy to fund additional testing after we see what we get back here. Thanks for your feedback and following along!

 

[readalot]

Ya no one cares bro, you worry too much

Depends on how much you got to lose. But point taken. I typically work with 2 to 3 sigma events so I am biased no doubt. Thank you.

 

[UncleBuns]

Learn to use paragraphs please.

Dirt Is doing a bunch of testing that he will share with us and the only comment you have is a petty criticism.

Fuck off you punk bitch. So tired of these whiny little cunt new members who add absolutely no value to the forum and just add garbage posts that take up space.

 

[readalot]

Let's try to keep it civil everyone [in Dirthand's honor]. Ask yourself, what would Dirthand do?

I still like the idea of taking all disputes over to Millard's "thunderdome" thread. Unfortunately the traffic to that thread would probably break the site LOL.

 

[UncleBuns]

Hey guys, Its Dirthand... I am starting this Thread for @readalot . This man has been going around this forum preaching this that an the other about his concerns and mission of heavy metals and crap in the gear that we use. I never really read much of the stuff he wrote but what i always noticed is that he always catch a lot of hell for. He always seem to take the criticism without resorting to low class retaliation of personal insults and so i kind of respected that. Anywho after his sabbatical (or whatever) he came back to the forum and seen that i had been making some gear and doing a small bit of extra testing and seen his opportunity. He contacted me and offered to reimburse me for some of the gcms, and sterility test i had done on some testosterone i had made.WTF ..No that was my thing. I guess he though he need to try and butter me up for me to help him. He wanted to know if he could get in on the new testing i did and add some extra test.. Although i did not really care about endotoxins, heavy metals, residual solvents...ect.. After pondering about it I did not see what it would hurt. If i could help give this man a little peace and/or joy with his obsession.... why the hell not. As human beings we should always be trying to lift one another up not tear each other down.( I know.. take my own advice huh) So I sent some stuff in for testing this morning. Among the samples sent in was a Boldenone undecylenate Raw that Mr. @readalot sent me several hundred dollars to have tested 6 ways from Sunday. I did not profit from this in any way except for possible getting one of my raws tested at no cost.(although the man has offered to send me money for my sister for the sterility testing she does for me, i declined) My reward was just to help the poor guy out. Everybody has been telling the guy to put his money where his mouth is... so that he did.. I will let him explain the test being performed and perhaps we shall have the results by next week.
Peace
-D-

Awesome! This should be very interesting! @readalot. Very generous of you!

 

[readalot]

WTF ..No that was my thing

WTF? That was my thing.

Careful. ChatGPT makes mistakes. It yook a couple more liberties as well just eyeballing.

Did you simply ask it to add paragraph breaks?

 

[readalot]

I do not have much of an education

And bullshit. You got a helluva education and competence / perseverance that most will never have. You conduct yourself with honor.

 

[sushak]

Willing to chip in 50 bucks on this dirt if u can accept usdt

 

[Dirthand]

Dirt Is doing a bunch of testing that he will share with us and the only comment you have is a petty criticism.

Appreciate it buns.. truth is im an assclown to people on the forum sometimes..... tit for tat I reckon!

what would Dirthand do?

50/50 chance it could go either way!! Lol

Willing to chip in 50 bucks on this dirt if u can accept usdt

That's really cool.. truth is Mr. Readalot has covered 100% of the testing being performed on this raw..There was actually some money left over of which he had me send to my sister for a dinner as a thank you for performing sterility test on my personal gear!! I wouldn't feel right about taking money from you for something someone has already paid for. I did send off samples for concentration of finished oils with this raw and some more for sterility but it is for my personal gear.. I will post all of those results in my brew log tho.. My initial idea was to start this thread for readalot and back away as I do not have much scientific knowledge to add for or against the subject at hand.. However I would consider doing the leg work for other testing if he wants to continue. So hold that though we shall see what holds in the future.. Very kind of you..

Sorry Jeff no paragraphs.....

 

[Dirthand]

And bullshit. You got a helluva education and competence / perseverance that most will never have. You conduct yourself with honor.

Quit trying to take away my cool points..

 

[Ateam2023]

ChatGPT will do it for you, for free:

Hey guys, it's Dirthand. I am starting this thread for @readalot. This man has been going around this forum preaching about his concerns and mission regarding heavy metals and other contaminants in the gear we use. I never really read much of what he wrote, but I always noticed that he catches a lot of flak for it. He always seems to take the criticism without resorting to personal insults, which I kind of respected.

Anyway, after his sabbatical (or whatever), he came back to the forum and saw that I had been making some gear and doing a bit of extra testing. He saw an opportunity. He contacted me and offered to reimburse me for some of the GCMS and sterility tests I had done on some testosterone I made. WTF? That was my thing. I guess he thought he needed to butter me up to get my help.

He wanted to know if he could get in on the new testing I did and add some extra tests, although I didn’t really care about endotoxins, heavy metals, residual solvents, etc. After thinking about it, I realized it wouldn’t hurt. If I could help give this man a little peace and/or joy with his obsession, why the hell not? As human beings, we should always try to lift each other up, not tear each other down (I know… I should take my own advice, huh).

So, I sent some stuff in for testing this morning. Among the samples was Boldenone Undecylenate raw that Mr. @readalot sent me several hundred dollars to have tested six ways from Sunday. I didn’t profit from this in any way, except for possibly getting one of my raws tested at no cost (although the man has offered to send money to my sister for the sterility testing she does for me, which I declined). My reward was just helping the poor guy out.

Everybody has been telling him to put his money where his mouth is, so that’s what he did. I’ll let him explain the tests being performed, and perhaps we’ll have the results by next week.

Peace,
-D-

What are you some grammer scholar?

 

[Ateam2023]

Dirt Is doing a bunch of testing that he will share with us and the only comment you have is a petty criticism.

Fuck off you punk bitch. So tired of these whiny little cunt new members who add absolutely no value to the forum and just add garbage posts that take up space.

Amen UncleBuns!!!

 

[roofer22]

Nice, looking forward to seeing what shakes out. Good work gentlemen.

 

[Dkland]

This is great, Dirt!!
Appreciate what you did. This sounds like a great way to see some of what Readalot has been speaking on. You being willing to do so much of the legwork shows your commitment to actual harm reduction.
When yall have time, if one of you could explain what is being tested for it would be great.

And props to Readalot too. Stepping up to pay for the testing is a class act.

 

[egruberman]

Dirt Is doing a bunch of testing that he will share with us and the only comment you have is a petty criticism.

It's not petty in the slightest. He's putting in significant effort to do the testing. It helps that the information that arises from all that effort is easily digestible.

Fuck off you punk bitch. So tired of these whiny little cunt new members who add absolutely no value to the forum and just add garbage posts that take up space.

Are you 14? Because this isn't how grownups communicate.

 

[readalot]

When yall have time, if one of you could explain what is being tested for it would be great

1. Hplc Purity - 120 usd
2. GCMS - 170 usd
3. Expanded metals list for standard list price (personally approved by Jano via xxxxxxxxx) - 60 usd
4. endotoxins - 120 usd
5. Residual solvent poor man's test (KF+loss on drying) - 60 usd
6. Shipping 45 usd
7. total - 575 usd

The residual solvents testing is mostly symbolic at this point as Jano and I agreed this won't tell us much. At some point a proper GCMS test with proper equipment would allow accurate characterization of residual solvents. The business case for the equipment just isn't there yet. But anyway this list is a start to get us all closer to USP standards.

I'll provide more in depth coverage later this week or go to the Source QC thread for a lot of background in the mean time. You can search that thread by member "readalot". Many references provided on USP testing standards.

More commentary on residual solvents with some prophetic sensitivity analysis just as an example.

 

[UncleBuns]

@Dirthand I could care less what people's education level is. In my line of work, I work with people who didn't finish High School and I work with some of the most highly educated people in the United States. One thing I've learned over the years is that a person's level of education tells you nothing about the quality of that person besides that they're good at school. I've worked with very elite rich people who are legitimate scumbags and I've worked with people who are custodians who didn't finish High School who are legitimately great humans with a heart of gold. I care more about the quality of a person's character and you're a solid dude.

What you guys are doing is really cool and interesting. I was definitely harsh in my reply to that guy but I just get pissed off sometimes at the nonsense, especially when it is directed towards somebody who is actually adding a lot of value to the forum and it is coming from someone who has added jack doodly squat. They can take their snarky BS to Reddit or some other place.

 

[Dirthand]

@Dirthand I could care less what people's education level is. In my line of work, I work with people who didn't finish High School and I work with some of the most highly educated people in the United States. One thing I've learned over the years is that a person's level of education tells you nothing about the quality of that person besides that they're good at school. I've worked with very elite rich people who are legitimate scumbags and I've worked with people who are custodians who didn't finish High School who are legitimately great humans with a heart of gold. I care more about the quality of a person's character and you're a solid dude.

What you guys are doing is really cool and interesting. I was definitely harsh in my reply to that guy but I just get pissed off sometimes at the nonsense, especially when it is directed towards somebody who is actually adding a lot of value to the forum and it is coming from someone who has added jack doodly squat. They can take their snarky BS to Reddit or some other place.

You've always been my dude buns..I appreciate the kind words about my character..I have worked really hard to display that but sometimes I certainly fall short.. Thank you dawg.
Peace

 

[Sampei]

yo motherfuckers, what's up?

 

[readalot]

yo motherfuckers, what's up?

How are you doing? Ticker feeling better? I hope so.