Stanford Pharmaceuticals

[Johnny442]

Dude ... 4 days to pass a labed drug test for thc? Only took 1 hit... possible or not?

Drink a lot of water and cross your fingers. It’s possible.

 

[Heynow]

Yep as long as they don't actually look at your junk while pissing but stand behind you your good. But practice at home with water so it sounds like normal peeing

Hell they sometimes damn near hold your dick for ya. I've heard it can be done I just couldn't make myself try it.

 

[ZDogg]

Do it like “the program”, have someone swap clean urine into your bladder.

 

[HIGHRISK]

Hell they sometimes damn near hold your dick for ya. I've heard it can be done I just couldn't make myself try it.

Damn. I know years ago I was on probation and he just stood behind me with the stall door open. Back then once I had to use some system flush shit and it worked. I was so nervous because I had a 5 year suspended sentence. Like a dumb fuck I smoked twice. Got lucky. The last time I just knew I was gonna fail. My PO must of been in a hurry because I clearly seen the second line and he picked up and just threw it away and said see you next month. That was the last time I smoked on paper.

 

[Savagesteve]

Yep as long as they don't actually look at your junk while pissing but stand behind you your good. But practice at home with water so it sounds like normal peeing

They also have fake dicks that have a built in bladder.

 

[Sp2.0]

They also have fake dicks that have a built in bladder.

The whizzinator

 

[Ryno1980]

You need synthetic urine! Or someone you trust with clean urine. You can keep it warm with hand warmers. Just need to rig up some type of tube deal. I'm sure YouTube will be your friend.

they do actually look at your junk.... I actually started a thread about this yesterday... it's been 3 days and I only took 1 hit... took an expensive 12 panel test today and passed with flying colors without slamming much water.. not sure what this means as far as labs go but it made me feel better atleast for today... taking the test tomorrow...I got one of those fancy drinks for 2 hours prior

They watch you piss? If not like @HIGHRISK said get some synthetic urine. If I’m not mistaken they also have some with heating elements mixed in now.

Yep as long as they don't actually look at your junk while pissing but stand behind you your good. But practice at home with water so it sounds like normal peeing

 

[Skull]

Drink a lot of water and cross your fingers. It’s possible.

Hell they sometimes damn near hold your dick for ya. I've heard it can be done I just couldn't make myself try it.

Do it like “the program”, have someone swap clean urine into your bladder.

Damn. I know years ago I was on probation and he just stood behind me with the stall door open. Back then once I had to use some system flush shit and it worked. I was so nervous because I had a 5 year suspended sentence. Like a dumb fuck I smoked twice. Got lucky. The last time I just knew I was gonna fail. My PO must of been in a hurry because I clearly seen the second line and he picked up and just threw it away and said see you next month. That was the last time I smoked on paper.

They also have fake dicks that have a built in bladder.

The whizzinator

L.fao you guys are a bunch of fucking sneaky ass fucks an thats why i like you bahahahaha

 

[Savagesteve]

they do actually look at your junk.... I actually started a thread about this yesterday... it's been 3 days and I only took 1 hit... took an expensive 12 panel test today and passed with flying colors without slamming much water.. not sure what this means as far as labs go but it made me feel better atleast for today... taking the test tomorrow...I got one of those fancy drinks for 2 hours prior

When the nco’s in the army wanted to meat gaze me I’d always make them stand there and watch me pee while I drop a fat ass deuce.

 

[Slammich]

When the nco’s in the army wanted to meat gaze me I’d always make them stand there and watch me pee while I drop a fat ass deuce.

I used to tell them it's easier for me to go if you hold it....

 

[HIGHRISK]

they do actually look at your junk.... I actually started a thread about this yesterday... it's been 3 days and I only took 1 hit... took an expensive 12 panel test today and passed with flying colors without slamming much water.. not sure what this means as far as labs go but it made me feel better atleast for today... taking the test tomorrow...I got one of those fancy drinks for 2 hours prior

I used those drinks many times when I was younger to get jobs. I was a heavy smoker when I was young like at least quarter a day. They always worked.

 

[Slammich]

I don't smoke but this country really needs to legalize every drug. All of them. Let Darwin work and let us all get what we want out of life for fucks sake. They already take 30 percent of everything I make...on top of telling me what I can put into my own fucking body...

 

[HIGHRISK]

They also have fake dicks that have a built in bladder.

The whizzinator

@Ryno1980

 

[Savagesteve]

I used to tell them it's easier for me to go if you hold it....

I’d only let a midget hold it because it’d look bigger.

 

[Ryno1980]

@Ryno1980
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He's already seen my dick for the past 3 years man.. he knows it's not that big..

 

[Savagesteve]

He's already seen my dick for the past 3 years man.. he knows it's not that big..

pull it through the zipper hole and leave the pants fastened. If he has the balls to ask why it’s bigger just tell him “You watching gets me meated up”.

 

[Horimono]

They also have fake dicks that have a built in bladder.

My wife's nightstand has a bunch of fake dicks too. But they don't have bladders.

 

[Joe Biggs]

they do actually look at your junk.... I actually started a thread about this yesterday... it's been 3 days and I only took 1 hit... took an expensive 12 panel test today and passed with flying colors without slamming much water.. not sure what this means as far as labs go but it made me feel better atleast for today... taking the test tomorrow...I got one of those fancy drinks for 2 hours prior

Be careful with those drinks..... my buddy had a test come back inconclusive because it sets off red flags cause you will have crazy high levels of vitamins and shit in your system from the drink. And if u use synthetic piss like the monkey whizz which is what I've always used the lab can tell it's synthetic... That only works for like the drug tests where u get immediate results. I am an everyday pot smoker and have taken a lot of drug tests and passed em all. Just buy one from Wal-Mart and test yourself before you go in. If your clean don't sweat it. Good luck homie! 1 hit and low body fat you should be fine just drink hella water and cranberry juice.

 

[Poppindemthangz]

He's already seen my dick for the past 3 years man.. he knows it's not that big..

Your fine my dude. I randomly take hits here and there and I have to comply with dot. Random piss tests. Last test I had was a day after I took a huge bong load. Not enough metabolites to cause a positive. Your good man

 

[bob hughes]

@Ryno1980
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Just make sure you order the right complexion with the Whizzinator, if you're a white dude and whip out a black schlong or vice versa ur kinda fucked