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This is a good one. substitute any team. Should've done the dolphins and 9ers
Be careful not to speed in Pittsburgh; the police are handing out
Steeler tickets.
Q: What's the difference between the Steelers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Steelers?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at Heinz Field: "Will the
parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come
get them? They are beating the Steelers 14-0."
Q: What do the Steelers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep the Steelers out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why was Bill Cowher upset when the Steelers playbook was
stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
Be careful not to speed in Pittsburgh; the police are handing out
Steeler tickets.
Q: What's the difference between the Steelers and a dollar bill?
A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar.
Q: What do you call 47 people watching an NFL playoff game on TV?
A: The Pittsburgh Steelers.
Q: What's the difference between O.J. Simpson and the Steelers?
A: O.J. Simpson at least had a defense.
Announcement from public address system at Heinz Field: "Will the
parents who lost your eleven kids here at the stadium please come
get them? They are beating the Steelers 14-0."
Q: What do the Steelers and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road.
Q: What do the Pittsburgh Steelers and Billy Graham have in common?
A: Both can make 60,000 people stand up and yell, "Jesus Christ!"
Q: How do you keep the Steelers out of your yard?
A: Put up goal posts.
Q: Why was Bill Cowher upset when the Steelers playbook was
stolen?
A: He wasn't finished coloring in it yet.
