SymBiotics (U.S. domestic)

Please gentlemen, no more gmail messages. I will not respond.

If they aren't bright enough to use secure email, what makes you think they can properly use and assess your product?

"i tooked this guy stuff and it didn't work. My 4 bags of Cheetos and 4 litres of Mountain Dew diet is on point." Diet and training are ALWAYS on point. Fucking idiots... Whoops, got lost in a noob rant there... Anywho...

Personally, i would ignore them and not even give them a moment of my time. But a sale is a sale, so you may feel otherwise, but they gotta learn somehow.

You can't hold the hand of every over excited noob that has no idea what they're getting themselves into.
 
If they aren't bright enough to use secure email, what makes you think they can properly use and assess your product?

"i tooked this guy stuff and it didn't work. My 4 bags of Cheetos and 4 litres of Mountain Dew diet is on point." Diet and training are ALWAYS on point. Fucking idiots... Whoops, got lost in a noob rant there... Anywho...

Personally, i would ignore them and not even give them a moment of my time. But a sale is a sale, so you may feel otherwise, but they gotta learn somehow.

You can't hold the hand of every over excited noob that has no idea what they're getting themselves into.
Protonmail and Tutanota are the two best free secure emails. Not hard to create accounts on either but I'd go with Proton as it plays nice with most other secure email providers out there.
 
While it made me laugh, that is a bit more abrasive than my personal thoughts.

Abrasive? i'll have you know... Oh wait, you're right. Seriously though, if you sell x vial for x price and you're comfortable with the profit, then do what you gotta do.

Every source sets their own prices, if you're cheaper than the competition, then that's a win for your buyers. If the competition is really concerned about what you're doing, they'll compete by adjusting their prices.

As long as everyone plays fair, no thread jumping, hired shills or bullshit behind the scenes stuff, this is how the underground economy here should work.
 
If they aren't bright enough to use secure email, what makes you think they can properly use and assess your product?

"i tooked this guy stuff and it didn't work. My 4 bags of Cheetos and 4 litres of Mountain Dew diet is on point." Diet and training are ALWAYS on point. Fucking idiots... Whoops, got lost in a noob rant there... Anywho...

Personally, i would ignore them and not even give them a moment of my time. But a sale is a sale, so you may feel otherwise, but they gotta learn somehow.

You can't hold the hand of every over excited noob that has no idea what they're getting themselves into.
Oh, I have not replied to a single one of them. That is why I placed the message here. Hopefully they will read it and cease those attempts.
 
Got a quick question for ya @SymBiotics ...

I skimmed your intro again looking for the answer but I may be slow and can’t put it together...:oops:

How tf did you come up with your brand name!? o_O SymBiotics?
Symptoms = antibiotics :eek:

‘If you’re having symptoms and need antibiotics, I got you covered, just call on SymBiotics” :confused:

*secure emails only though* :D
 
Got a quick question for ya @SymBiotics ...

I skimmed your intro again looking for the answer but I may be slow and can’t put it together...:oops:

How tf did you come up with your brand name!? o_O SymBiotics?
Symptoms = antibiotics :eek:

‘If you’re having symptoms and need antibiotics, I got you covered, just call on SymBiotics” :confused:

*secure emails only though* :D

He’s a crunchy granola eating environmentalist that studies symbiotic relationships in nature. It’s clearly written in his intro.

Time for you to redeem yourself. Pic of your girl’s boobies is about fair.
 
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Got a quick question for ya @SymBiotics ...

I skimmed your intro again looking for the answer but I may be slow and can’t put it together...:oops:

How tf did you come up with your brand name!? o_O SymBiotics?
Symptoms = antibiotics :eek:

‘If you’re having symptoms and need antibiotics, I got you covered, just call on SymBiotics” :confused:

*secure emails only though* :D
he wants to create mutual relationships. We buy, he sells
 
It was named after the natural relationships I study.
Symbiotic relationships can be:
commensal; in which one species benefits but the other is neither harmed nor helped

parasitic; in which the parasitic species is helped while harming the host

or mutualistic; in which both species gain while neither is harmed

I am passionate about the mutualistic ones. Think of the way the little fish on the discovery channel clean the gills of the much bigger fish that could easily eat them.
Mutualistics sounded lame; so I chose SymBiotics. I capitalized the B because it looked sort of neat when typed.

On that note: please take care of your local watersheds. You would not believe the real-life destruction we humans have done to our fragile marine ecosystems. We have reached a point of no return for some species in my area.
 
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He’s a crunchy granola eating environmentalist that studies symbiotic relationships in nature. It’s clearly written in his intro.

Time for you to redeem yourself. Pic of your girl’s boobies is about fair.
Hahaha.
I've killed and eaten more animals than a pride of lions. I only have issue with collateral damage from environmental carelessness.
 
I am passionate about the mutualistic ones. Think of the way the little fish on the discovery channel clean the gills of the much bigger fish that could easily eat them.

Whoa whoa. Whoa! Let’s stop the bus here and explore this in more detail...

Given the example you provided, I gotta know now, is MESO the shark or the little feeble fish?

This might very well be the single most important philosophical question ever asked of you. Careful when answering because it gives an indication of how you perceive yourself as well.

Edit: I realize that’s a really tough question to answer and honestly we’re all just meatheads anyway so who gives a fuck. Naturally, you can post pictures of your wife’s nice naturals in lieu of an answer.
 
Whoa whoa. Whoa! Let’s stop the bus here and explore this in more detail...

Given the example you provided, I gotta know now, is MESO the shark or the little feeble fish?

This might very well be the single most important philosophical question ever asked of you. Careful when answering because it gives an indication of how you perceive yourself as well.

Edit: I realize that’s a really tough question to answer and honestly we’re all just meatheads anyway so who gives a fuck. Naturally, you can post pictures of your wife’s nice naturals in lieu of an answer.
I have been both, at times. I have been a predator, a servant, and even the guy driving the net boat that catches and kills everything in its path.

MESO is obviously the larger entity; so I am the servant who lives off of the annoying little bitcoins that you all need to get rid of.
 
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