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what if you were in a metal band in the 80's...would it be acceptable to wear tights?

No longer unless you still tour. Hahahha. Man I was in a metal band too. Did a two year farewell tour 2012-2013. No tights though. Never did. But the hair bands made some bucks that way.
 
The gym is like a fucking fashion show these days.

I get dirty looks because I show up in shorts and a ragged hoodie.
I have a single pair of "hip" camo pants I wear to the gym every day, think Justin Bieber style. My mom got them for me for Christmas and I can't be fucked to buy anything else. People probably think I'm a massive tool but in all reality I'm just too cheap and don't give a fuck.

Also I'm 30 and my mom still buys me pants, wanna fight about it?
 
The gym is like a fucking fashion show these days.

I get dirty looks because I show up in shorts and a ragged hoodie.
Have a younger kid on my FB getting serious about the gym and he’s all about his fancy clothes. I told him to forget the fancy clothes and get himself some cheap $3.99 T-shirts from Walmart and have at it. His reply: I like to look my best for the gym because it puts me in the right mindset. Ok dude, whatever. No one will take you seriously as you color coordinate all your cute little clothes.
 
Have a younger kid on my FB getting serious about the gym and he’s all about his fancy clothes. I told him to forget the fancy clothes and get himself some cheap $3.99 T-shirts from Walmart and have at it. His reply: I like to look my best for the gym because it puts me in the right mindset. Ok dude, whatever. No one will take you seriously as you color coordinate all your cute little clothes.

Lmao.
 
Have a younger kid on my FB getting serious about the gym and he’s all about his fancy clothes. I told him to forget the fancy clothes and get himself some cheap $3.99 T-shirts from Walmart and have at it. His reply: I like to look my best for the gym because it puts me in the right mindset. Ok dude, whatever. No one will take you seriously as you color coordinate all your cute little clothes.
Crossfit is the worst for this. Then I think runners. I know many of you haven't lined up for a marathon but take my word, its pretty bad. And actually I notice it the least at the gym.
 
Jesus fuck this is my sister in law and her husband. Bitch is easily the worst human being I've ever met.

Made my life hell when we were first married. Her husband comes from money, we calculated off her instagram alone and she's got over $20k in leggings and other shit clothes. Literally hired a video guy to follow her around the gym, tags supplement brands in all her shit thinking she's going to be some "fitness influencer" only she's chubby and ugly. Was talking in the kitchen to their dad about my competitive lifting days and she kept making audible scoffing noises like I was making shit up. Bitch I am 215 at 5'11 how the fuck do you think I got this way.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.
 

hey I won’t lie I’m almost 40 and I still buy 200 dollar Jordan’s every 3-4 weeks. As a kid I always wanted them and my parents didn’t have the money to buy me them. That always said when you get your own money buy as many as you want and I still do 30 years later but I also don’t have kids so most of my money goes to food and shoes and of course the house and car payments lol
 
Crossfit is the worst for this. Then I think runners. I know many of you haven't lined up for a marathon but take my word, its pretty bad. And actually I notice it the least at the gym.

Lol marathon runners brag how fit they are too. They look worse than an anorexic patient. I can’t imagine how their knees and back feel too lol damn.
 
I have always understood storing them on their sides keeps the stopper from dry rotting. Just as the way you store wine. Keeps the cork from drying.

I have heard this as well. I didnt really put much thought into storing them upright or on their side other than making sure to keep away from heat, light and moisture. Mine are essentially stored as they came in the packaging in a shoe box. Some are upright and some are sideways etc. It seems to be the consensus is that it doessnt really matter at least for 3-4 years or a reasonable amount of time.
 
hey I won’t lie I’m almost 40 and I still buy 200 dollar Jordan’s every 3-4 weeks. As a kid I always wanted them and my parents didn’t have the money to buy me them. That always said when you get your own money buy as many as you want and I still do 30 years later but I also don’t have kids so most of my money goes to food and shoes and of course the house and car payments lol

You, my friend, have used your younger year short bringings to fuel your fire for success.
I say Well Done!!!!
 
Lol marathon runners brag how fit they are too. They look worse than an anorexic patient. I can’t imagine how their knees and back feel too lol damn.
Be careful lumping everyone into a 'group'. I've done quite a few marathons. I dont think i ever bragged about how fit I was. No one cared that I woke up on a Saturday morning and ran 20+ miles. And yes. I was pretty lean. Now 50lbs heavier, I'm sticking with 5Ks. Occasional half marathon. And I'm fortunate, never had knee or back issues.​
 
Jesus fuck this is my sister in law and her husband. Bitch is easily the worst human being I've ever met.

Made my life hell when we were first married. Her husband comes from money, we calculated off her instagram alone and she's got over $20k in leggings and other shit clothes. Literally hired a video guy to follow her around the gym, tags supplement brands in all her shit thinking she's going to be some "fitness influencer" only she's chubby and ugly. Was talking in the kitchen to their dad about my competitive lifting days and she kept making audible scoffing noises like I was making shit up. Bitch I am 215 at 5'11 how the fuck do you think I got this way.

Anyways thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

Lol. Wow. It’s amazing anymore how everyone is a fitness guru now a days. Even young kids, and these instagram wanna be fitness gurus act like they know it all. I’m not saying I’m an expert, but I been around the gym since I was 17. I’m 34 now. I know genetics are everything, move more eat less to loose fat, and the wheel wasn’t made to reinvented. (Arnold’s, Zanes, Bill Pearl). I love the lifestyle and it helps me sleep at night.

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Be careful lumping everyone into a 'group'. I've done quite a few marathons. I dont think i ever bragged about how fit I was. No one cared that I woke up on a Saturday morning and ran 20+ miles. And yes. I was pretty lean. Now 50lbs heavier, I'm sticking with 5Ks. Occasional half marathon. And I'm fortunate, never had knee or back issues.​

Yeah your right, my apologies. I just know a couple of marathon runners that aren’t built for running. It took me 8 years of pounding the pavement for boxing to realize I’m not built for running.
 
Have a younger kid on my FB getting serious about the gym and he’s all about his fancy clothes. I told him to forget the fancy clothes and get himself some cheap $3.99 T-shirts from Walmart and have at it. His reply: I like to look my best for the gym because it puts me in the right mindset. Ok dude, whatever. No one will take you seriously as you color coordinate all your cute little clothes.
Gym girls love the 3.99 wal mart white tee. Gives you the convict look. Put on some 7$ blue shorts and youre ready for yard
 
Gym girls love the 3.99 wal mart white tee. Gives you the convict look. Put on some 7$ blue shorts and youre ready for yard
Just have your papers ready chomo or you're getting a well dug the second you step on the yard.

I wrote this and imagined a couple Karen's shivving a mother fucker to death at Planet Fitness and it made me chuckle.
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