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Just have your papers ready chomo or you're getting a well dug the second you step on the yard.

I wrote this and imagined a couple Karen's shivving a mother fucker to death at Planet Fitness and it made me chuckle.
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I never expect to see chomos at the gym. Strenuous physical activity probably reminds them of being bullied and smacked, and made to go to canteen just to buy other people shit. I could be wrong about them being at the gym on the outside tho. I just always imagine the skinny fat little reclusive man with the huge glasses walking on eggshells all the time or staying close to sarge. I am personally a fan of picking at sex offenders in a way that makes people close to me who havent been to prison very uncomfortable
 
I like their skinny Jean's

Accentuates my glutes and ensures my balls are securely tucked up inside my body.

Once I'm all tucked in, I go to protests and throw rocks at people minding their own business in the name of freedom.

It's a tough job, but someone has to do it

Everyone took your skinny jeans comment seriously and it brought out the fashion bloggers today.

Now grumpy old man @KillaBig is gonna be all pissed off at the kids again.

Can we get back on track here? Yea?

Ok circle up, and turn to your neighbor as we collectively say “shut the fuck up!”

Thanks!
 
I never expect to see chomos at the gym. Strenuous physical activity probably reminds them of being bullied and smacked, and made to go to canteen just to buy other people shit. I could be wrong about them being at the gym on the outside tho. I just always imagine the skinny fat little reclusive man with the huge glasses walking on eggshells all the time or staying close to sarge. I am personally a fan of picking at sex offenders in a way that makes people close to me who havent been to prison very uncomfortable
The ones who aren't weasels usually kill themselves before they get arraigned.
 
I never expect to see chomos at the gym. Strenuous physical activity probably reminds them of being bullied and smacked, and made to go to canteen just to buy other people shit. I could be wrong about them being at the gym on the outside tho. I just always imagine the skinny fat little reclusive man with the huge glasses walking on eggshells all the time or staying close to sarge. I am personally a fan of picking at sex offenders in a way that makes people close to me who havent been to prison very uncomfortable
Or @MindlessWork
 

Agreed. Tights in the gym wtf. I see it constantly now.

It's ruined bodybuilding. Companies lowering standards to appease the needs of average. They promote average.

When I started lifting, it was before instagram and what not got big. This is when my gym was still pretty hardcore. Gasp and animal were the only actual bodybuilding brands and you wouldn't be caught dead wearing that unless you were jacked! Even the gyms went pansy to appeal to mediocrity. I was afraid to actually go into the weight room as a beginner. Now, you see kids lifting for a week rocking gym shark everything marching around the gym like they're and IFBB pro

What has happened ? lol

For me, a shirt and shorts is always what I've worked out in .
 
Agreed. Tights in the gym wtf. I see it constantly now.

It's ruined bodybuilding. Companies lowering standards to appease the needs of average. They promote average.

When I started lifting, it was before instagram and what not got big. This is when my gym was still pretty hardcore. Gasp and animal were the only actual bodybuilding brands and you wouldn't be caught dead wearing that unless you were jacked! Even the gyms went pansy to appeal to mediocrity. I was afraid to actually go into the weight room as a beginner. Now, you see kids lifting for a week rocking gym shark everything marching around the gym like they're and IFBB pro

What has happened ? lol

For me, a shirt and shorts is always what I've worked out in .


What happened is people thought listening to Vshreds for a week and gaining 2 pounds of muscle made them a bodybuilder.

People are fucking delusional man! They see some newbie ass gains and they think they know the ins and outs of shit. Everyone is trying to be a teacher/a leader/ an influencer of some sort to please their ego.

Everyone also seems to be a mechanic now and professional musician or dj. Buying into the do it yourself shit not to be more self sufficient. But rather to bust a nut to the thought of themselves.

Everyone is out here thinking they are an "Alpha" Claiming they dont give a shit what people think about them. But the whole reason they do shit to begin with is to be recognize by others. To have some chance of developing a form of security within themselves because they are a fucking insecure pussy ass bitch.

Hide your girl bro because im not even going to leave the nuts out!

PS:God is Good!
 
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