George Carlin is the fuckin man. So is Mitch Hedbergthat reminds me of a george carlin joke i think. where he ask..well theres different levels of gay hah...he ask:
carlin: "are you gay..do you like looking at penis"
man: "no i like pussy"
carlin: "ok! wellll...do you like watching porn with a really hot chick getting her pussy fucked"
man: "oh yeah definitley"
carlin: "do you want to see this hot chicks pussy getting fucked by a small flacid dick that doesnt do anything for her?....or do you want to see her getting fucked by big hard long cock that makes her scream?...which one do you want to see?"
man: "i want to see her pussy getting fucked by a big hard long cock"
carlin: "well there ya go" "you want to see a big long hard cock"
carlin: "different levels of gay" hahaha