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Wa wa what. You dumb fucking cunt if you dig orangeman tell us why rather that regurgitating moronic republican talking points and fake news.

Trump sucks dick. I'm mean enjoys a golden shower, maybe both. So shit for brains tell us all why you want trump dick up your ass, I mean why you think he is a good president? Be specific.

Glad to see you back bro. I would have voted for you just to keep Hillary out.
 


A man and a woman were running a race.

The man dressed in red with a very orange face,

And the woman dressed in blue with a pantsuit and a briefcase.

The race was much longer than a dash, mile or marathon,

And to many Americans it felt like it went on and on.

This was a race of old and new ideas and one thought,

And so the race started with the sound of a gunshot.

The woman dressed in blue was off to a great start,

She was gaining support and was eager to do her part.

However the man in the red was racist and sexist I’m sure you would agree,

He even said he wanted to grab a woman by her…

As the competitors turned the corner you got a glimpse of the fans,

And you could hear in the distance a chant about a man with small hands.

He claimed his hands and feet were quite big,

All while having a bright orange spray tan and a big yellow wig.

About halfway through the race the man was falling behind,

And the supporters of the woman were happy to have saved mankind.

As the competitors were nearing the finish line,

The people in blue were already celebrating and drinking their wine.

The woman approached the finish with a big, wide grin,

But then something happened that seemed to be the work of Vladimir Putin.

The woman fell down and lost her lead,

The win began to feel a lot less guaranteed.

The man hurdled over her body and crossed the finish,

And we all knew our Nation’s reputation would certainly diminish.

The man had somehow done it, he actually won,

The supporters in blue sat in shock and ceased all of their fun.

The man was apparently going to Make America Great Again with his campaign,

And the woman was depressed and had to put away her celebratory champagne

The results of this race tore apart our land,

As millions of Muslims were immediately banned.

This man can do absolutely no good,

Except run his mouth and claim he was just misunderstood.

The man has stated “we need global warming” for all to hear,

Which has made me quite certain that the end is near.

He has called women ugly and fat,

Which has left me wondering how he could have won the race and done all that.

After insulting and making fun of men and women nationwide,

I’ve become mortified, horrified, and have lost my American pride.

Every time he talks or makes a speech,

All I can say is impeach, impeach, impeach.

That's was quite good
 
Glad to see you back bro. I would have voted for you just to keep Hillary out.
You are not answering the question. Why is trump up your ass, and what is it that you enjoy?
 
Name calling, no real argument, insults with the perceived intellectual superiority, I certainly couldn't have seen this coming. I one day wish to obtain your obvious strength. Don't worry though, you can continue to make snide comments, name call and insult people because they don't agree, and at the same time claim your higher intellect while showing none. You will get your likes and the reaffirmation that your way of discussion is valid from the "strong". At this point anyone that comes in this thread that dislikes Trump, or is on the left, could put up a picture of a pile of dog shit and it would receive likes.

I will eagerly await your continued sharing of your highly superior intellectual views as you have demonstrated in the quoted post.
It's cool I like being right!
In fact I was the third person to post in this thread close to two years ago. I was right then and I'm still right. Lol, Stop being so sensitive. Enjoy that affordable healthcare act and stop complaining so much. :)
 
WTF?

Trump supporters what's your opinion on Jared Kushner?
Funny but scary at the same time. Each and everyone of you that supported the Chump Administration are personally responsible for everything that is happening. It's time to own up to it. You were all very naive to believe this ignorant con man's promises. You all got played!
 
It's cool I like being right!
In fact I was the third person to post in this thread close to two years ago. I was right then and I'm still right. Lol, Stop being so sensitive. Enjoy that affordable healthcare act and stop complaining so much. :)
What exactly are you right about? I'm sure someone of your superior intellect will be able to articulate your facts of how you are so correct. Then again we are probably talking about "feelings" instead of fact. I can't wait to be educated on your prognostications.
 
What exactly are you right about? I'm sure someone of your superior intellect will be able to articulate your facts of how you are so correct. Then again we are probably talking about "feelings" instead of fact. I can't wait to be educated on your prognostications.
I'm right about trump being an unqualified buffoon. I kinda do feel sorry for all the ignorant people that bought into his lies. Now he's making "you" the supporters look stupid, and even though the facts are put right in front of your face's, your incapable of excepting them.
#lolfakenews
 
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