I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius,
I've got the biggest button and a very mighty penius,
I know words that are the best, my winning is historical.
(And also I did not collude and this is categorical.)
Don’t listen to the FBI and various Fake Mainstream News -
It was a locker room discourse and not a sexual abuse .
(Although I'm very, very best at grabbing female genitals)
And in the theater of war I know more than generals.
Despite of scourge of bone spurs in areas calcaneus,
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters arithmetical:
My crowds were extremely big and not at al patheticall,
I quote in iambus all the crimes of Evil Crooked Hilary,
And I instruct my DoD in matters of artillery.
I never golf or take days off, athletic and resilient,
And Vladimir the Great himself once said that I was brilliant.
Don’t listen to the media, they all are fake and heinous –
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
I got a medal and a sword from the Saudi Royalty,
My very bestest cabinet tells me of their loyalty,
I can explain to Rocket Man the physics of the fusion –
And many, many people say there was no collusion.
There isn’t any field in which my knowledge could be iffy,
I even know, I believe, True Meaning Of Covfefe
I labor every day and night on tweets that are ingenuous,
I am the very model of a Very Stable Genius.
Opinion | Trump has already authored his own tell-all