W&M Analytical Liaison (U.S. Domestic)

[bickel29]

Look, I don't really care to get involved in the back and forth here, and I have never used this sources testing service, but @mercury you are coming across as nothing more than a complete dick with a fucking agenda here.

You show up in this thread and start making assumptions and trying to piece together shit like pricing and profit when THAT GODDAMN ASPECT OF THIS IS EXPLAINED IN DETAIL EARLIER IN THE FUCKING THREAD.

At least if you are going to show up in this thread and start bashing @Weights & Measures have the fucking decency and maturity to read through the thread so that you don't sound like a complete dumbass.

 

[bickel29]

the whole story sounds even more incredible so he is walking into some FDA approved lab and they test for $85 minus his profit.

it is even far below regular blood test you can order online.

it just makes me to laugh and how people would buy even the most naive story.

By the fucking way, NOTHING about this post is accurate in regards to this source's service. Not one.... fucking.... thing.

 

[Weights & Measures]

@Weights & Measures can you process a testosterone cream to verify the dosage in it?

I should be able to let you know on Monday.

 

[Weights & Measures]

the whole story sounds even more incredible so he is walking into some FDA approved lab and they test for $85 minus his profit.

it is even far below regular blood test you can order online.

it just makes me to laugh and how people would buy even the most naive story.

I'm completely confused by your presence in this thread:
Did you want to send something to get tested?
Are you asking if I m scamming people?
Are you accusing me of scamming people?
Are you struggling with reading comprehension?
Have you missed one or more doses of your medication?

If the answer is yes to any, except the first, of those questions; please contact me at:
Tel: +1-888-FUC-KOFF,

Or mail:
Customer Service
17 I Hope You Get Diarrhea Ave. S.
Dipshit, ME RCURY (72879)

 

[T-Bagger]

I'm completely confused by your presence in this thread:
Did you want to send something to get tested?
Are you asking if I m scamming people?
Are you accusing me of scamming people?
Are you struggling with reading comprehension?
Have you missed one or more doses of your medication?

If the answer is yes to any, except the first, of those questions; please contact me at:
Tel: +1-888-FUC-KOFF,

Or mail:
Customer Service
17 I Hope You Get Diarrhea Ave. S.
Dipshit, ME RCURY (72879)

Oh come on - you mean you’re not sending your samples off to Jano and then just making your own reports?

 

[Weights & Measures]

Oh come on - you mean you’re not sending your samples off to Jano and then just making your own reports?

LOL, that was the weirdest of all the stuff he said. I can't even get my mind around the math on that scenario. It would be like a financial lose-lose for everyone involved.

 

[T-Bagger]

LOL, that was the weirdest of all the stuff he said. I can't even get my mind around the math on that scenario. It would be like a financial lose-lose for everyone involved.

You can stop stupidity, though I have heard that Democrats are now saying they’re going to stop breeding because of global warming.

 

[Thaistick]

You can stop stupidity, though I have heard that Democrats are now saying they’re going to stop breeding because of global warming.

No no, you misunderstood. They want all the people who don't agree with them to stop breeding. I won't bother with meaningless labels like Republican or Democratic. Let's bring eugenics into the modern world! But seriously if your opinion literally falls in line with any political party then you need to think for yourself.

 

[mercury]

I'm completely confused by your presence in this thread:
Did you want to send something to get tested?
Are you asking if I m scamming people?
Are you accusing me of scamming people?
Are you struggling with reading comprehension?
Have you missed one or more doses of your medication?

by giving idiotic answers are you trying to convince people that you have reliable service ?

you sound like the guy from UK Chem Clarity he came with big bang had a lot of supports and later to disappear and fast and he appeared

when I caught him many times to produce unreliable results he had about the same to say you have. he could not answer a simple question about testing , HPLC etc. But claimed to have testing business ?

now all who supported him look like asses

 

[Weights & Measures]

by giving idiotic answers are you trying to convince people that you have reliable service ?

you sound like the guy from UK Chem Clarity he came with big bang had a lot of supports and later to disappear and fast and he appeared

when I caught him many times to produce unreliable results he had about the same to say you have. he could not answer a simple question about testing , HPLC etc. But claimed to have testing business ?

now all who supported him look like asses

No, I have never tried to convince anyone of anything in any area of my life. Idiotic accusations can only be answered with idiotic responses.

Like Newton's 3rd law: "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction."
Or Forrest Gump's brilliant assessment of life: "Stupid is as stupid does."

In all serious man; you're ridiculous. I'm too busy with stuff that matters to entertain your master.onish retardisms.

Please, please, just go away.

 

[Den84]

you sound like the guy from UK Chem Clarity he came with big bang had a lot of supports and later to disappear and fast and he appeared

chem clarity escaped when ukmuscle users sent the same samples declaring different molecules, then chem clarity gave random dosage results on the declared molecules. for example is, as if I send two samples to w & m, taken from the same vial of test p, but I write in the label, sample A test p, sample B tesf C. if you receive 2 reports with the molecules that you yourself have declared, it is clear that the laboratory is not testing anything. this is what happened to chem clarity, which was only a scam, which lasted no more than 2 months.

therefore, it is very easy to find out if a lab is really analyzing, or not. If W&M were not analyzing, he would have already fallen ...

 

[mercury]

therefore, it is very easy to find out if a lab is really analyzing, or not. If W&M were not analyzing, he would have already fallen ...

I have not seen, checked or verify his reports yet.

The whole story of being in contact with some FDA certified lab does not add up. Everybody can come here and just claim anything. No lab would accept from some guy tons of controlled substances.

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

I have not seen, checked or verify his reports yet.

The whole story of being in contact with some FDA certified lab does not add up. Everybody can come here and just claim anything. No lab would accept from some guy tons of controlled substances.

Hey genius, Analyzer used a university lab and was able to do so for a long time. W&M has a connection with a guy that works in a FDA certified lab and is doing the same exact thing.
[emoji2962]

The lab obviously has no knowledge of it. The equipment is expensive to own and that’s why Simec and Chem4Tox charge so much. But it’s a lot cheaper to run the analyses on equipment that you are “borrowing”.

 

[mercury]

Hey genius, Analyzer used a university lab and was able to do so for a long time. W&M has a connection with a guy that works in a FDA certified lab and is doing the same exact thing.
[emoji2962]

The lab obviously has no knowledge of it. The equipment is expensive to own and that’s why Simec and Chem4Tox charge so much. But it’s a lot cheaper to run the analyses on equipment that you are “borrowing”.

that sounds more likely but when busted the person will face serious charges just for handing controlled substance.

unlike analyzer when busted for using university lab.

 

[bickel29]

I have not seen, checked or verify his reports yet.

The whole story of being in contact with some FDA certified lab does not add up. Everybody can come here and just claim anything. No lab would accept from some guy tons of controlled substances.

Good lord, just like I told you over the weekend, IT IS ALL EXPLAINED EARLY IN THIS THREAD!

If you would have read even the first couple of pages here, you wouldn't sound like such a clueless, agenda driven dickhead.

One of the most annoying things I see here at Meso are wannabe detectives who won't even do the littlest bit of "evidence collecting" before making accusations.

In your head, anyone who shows up here claiming to test compounds with anything more than color metric testing, is a scam.

What the fuck?

It would be one thing if you were a credible, well respected "authority" on testing here, but you're not. And the more you yell "SCAMMER" at every testing source WITHOUT EVEN GATHERING ANY FACTS, the more of a joke you and your accusations are.

And again, I want to be clear, I have not used this testing source, so I am not vouching for him, but I also have no reason to claim he is not.

 

[mercury]

Good lord, just like I told you over the weekend, IT IS ALL EXPLAINED EARLY IN THIS THREAD!

If you would have read even the first couple of pages here, you wouldn't sound like such a clueless, agenda driven dickhead.

if you know indeed the address and person doing it then I can take you seriously.

retyping some rumors or what others say makes you clueless dickhead falling for every fake news

 

[BigBaldBeardGuy]

if you know indeed the address and person doing it then I can take you seriously.

retyping some rumors or what others say makes you clueless dickhead falling for every fake news

Honestly, I don’t think anyone here really cares if YOU take him seriously. There’s plenty that do and will use his services. That’s the best thing, no one is saying this is who EVERYONE must use. You have a choice!

 

[mercury]

Honestly, I don’t think anyone here really cares if YOU take him seriously. There’s plenty that do and will use his services. That’s the best thing, no one is saying this is who EVERYONE must use. You have a choice!

I guess you were one of the first to be ripped off by Chem Clarity when it was suspicious form beginning.

And I guess you did not care too when I confronted this guy, you were paying for fake test results. Now you look like clueless dickhead.

There will be more coming looking for dickheads to pay for fake test results.

 

[T-Bagger]

I guess you were one of the first to be ripped off by Chem Clarity when it was suspicious form beginning.

And I guess you did not care too when I confronted this guy, you were paying for fake test results. Now you look like clueless dickhead.

There will be more coming looking for dickheads to pay for fake test results.

So are you offering testing?

 

[mercury]

So are you offering testing?

No, I do not see how. My lab is in USA and I am not getting in testing controlled substances to get in trouble with LE.

Simec is in Switzerland where they have different laws and as far as I remember they did not want to take more samples from USA.