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That is disrespectful. Biological father or not your still her dad and the pimple faced kid should have more respect. He learned a lesson easier then most of us who were chased away with shotguns. Haha
No shit right? I don't know if it's a generational thing or what but it pisses me off. I can handle holding hands or a hug or something but this little fucker goes to another level. On top of that the kid doesn't speak, they've been going together almost 2 yrs now and I don't even know him!!! The day they break up will be a happy day for me!!!
 
Well not sure if that post is in right place but Im angry when Im far of my food too much time like eights hours and bad sleep turn me on an asshole in general.
 
Fuck when I was younger I was always scared of my highschool gf's dad.
Nicest guy ever too, but just the shear fact that this man is totally willing to kill you is enough for me be respectful.

I hope I don't have daughters...
But if I do at least I'll have a good reason to get jacked as fuck.
 
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I hope I don't have daughters...
But if I do at least I'll have a good reason to get jacked as fuck.

2 parts.
#1. Having a daughter is a good excuse to own a shotgun and to get jacked.

#2. If you have a boy you only have one prick to worry about. Have a girl and you have to worry about every prick in town.
 
No shit right? I don't know if it's a generational thing or what but it pisses me off. I can handle holding hands or a hug or something but this little fucker goes to another level. On top of that the kid doesn't speak, they've been going together almost 2 yrs now and I don't even know him!!! The day they break up will be a happy day for me!!!
I got along with all my gfs fathers cause mine was the most intimidating person I knew growing up. I showed them the up most respect at all times. I wouldn't even hold hands with my gf in front of their parents.
Lucky for me my parents knew I sexually active at 16 and allowed it to happen at home under 2 conditions.
1. I hinted to them what was gonna be happening so they didn't walk in.
2. I had to always wear a condom or else they'd ground me and embarrass me in front of them.

I didn't use a condom once and I called my mom ahead of time to give her the warning and when I walked the girl into my room, after grabbing a handful of cndoms from the bowl by my door, there was a porn mag open on my bed with crinkled up tissues and a bottle of lotion laying there. Of course it sounded bad when I tried to blame my mom and my mother denies the whole thing all nonchalantly like she didn't do it.
 
Lol, I remember doing the same but then I was like fuck it... just covered her mouth tightly with my hand and went to town. She liked it even though she won't admit it.
Maybe she didn't admit cause she really didn't like it. Lol
 
Fuck when I was younger I was always scared of my highschool gf's dad.
Nicest guy ever too, but just the shear fact that this man is totally willing to kill you is enough for me be respectful.

I hope I don't have daughters...
But if I do at least I'll have a good reason to get jacked as fuck.
It's probably part of the reason I hardly know the kid. One day I went for a car ride with him and I said "is there a fucking reason my stepdaughter is buying pregnancy tests?" He just said "ummm ummm ummm, I use protection" and I replied "well you better use protection AND pull out because if she gets pregnant that's your ass". I know they're sexually active but the point is that you don't need to be grabbing on her in front of me!!! My wife and I are realists, we put her on birth control when we knew she was active. Hell, most guys would have beat the hell out of the kid for even doing it in the first place, I'd like to think I'm at least halfway cool abt it
 
Maybe she didn't admit cause she really didn't like it. Lol

Nooo, that would be terrible. Let me explain lol.

She flashes this big ass grin then quickly says she doesn't like it. AND she puts my hand there herself sometimes.

She just doesn't like the thought of having to actually admit that she likes it lol.
 
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Fuck I have a 10 year old daughter and I wish I didn't read this thread right now :( I'd fucken strangle the little fuck that does that shit in front of me. I know it's going to happen but I don't want to know or see any affection
 
My son is less than 10. I asked him if he likes the girls at school and he says, "Daddy, I like ALL the girls."
Cute kid. Good answer. My x gf had 2 little boys, loved them to death, I show up at daycare to pick the oldest and he had his glasses off while he was on the computer. I asked why he took them off (that's how they get lost or broken) and he says " Because I didn't know it was YOU who was gonna be picking me up or this early."
I couldn't be mad. He told me the truth without hesitation.
 
I remember trying to fuck silently at my then GF now wifes parents house when we were teenagers. Silent pumping as to not wake the parents
The day I moved out of my parents place was the happiest day of my life. I'm much as you try to be quiet I'm sure they were a few times they heard more than they wanted lol
 
Half rep mother fuckers. I've put this on here a couple times and I'll keep putting it on here. Bc every time I see it, it pisses me off. These guys act like they r bad and only go half way down on squats. Shit I can half rep 405 too, now go all the way to parallel!!!!!
 
@TRT when my girls daughter has her prom date come to the door, I had a GPS unit in my hand. I told him to come in and drop his pants. He looked at me really confused. I told him I was going to shove this GPS up his ass to keep track of my soon to be daughter. He left and I had to call him back to dry his tears so my daughter would stop crying. True story. Just put the fear of god in them.
 
@TRT when my girls daughter has her prom date come to the door, I had a GPS unit in my hand. I told him to come in and drop his pants. He looked at me really confused. I told him I was going to shove this GPS up his ass to keep track of my soon to be daughter. He left and I had to call him back to dry his tears so my daughter would stop crying. True story. Just put the fear of god in them.
My brother installs tracking devices in people's kids cars all the time. They work well enough where I reads off the computer to see if their even wearing their seatbelt or not.
 
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