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I hate when I'm using a bathroom somewhere and the toilet paper wants to keep breaking every 3" I pull!!! It's an act of Congress just to wipe my fucking ass!!!

I also hate when I see an unusual large score mark of shit in the bowl that could only come from a diet high in taco meat from truck stops!!! I'll actually try to clean the bowl with my piss stream and knock it off there. I feel pretty good when I'm successful at knocking off the shit marks with my piss. It's like I've done my good deed for the day. But yea, it all really pisses me off!!!
 
Demondosage said:
I hate when I'm using a bathroom somewhere and the toilet paper wants to keep breaking every 3" I pull!!! It's an act of Congress just to wipe my fucking ass!!!

I also hate when I see an unusual large score mark of shit in the bowl that could only come from a diet high in taco meat from truck stops!!! I'll actually try to clean the bowl with my piss stream and knock it off there. I feel pretty good when I'm successful at knocking off the shit marks with my piss. It's like I've done my good deed for the day. But yea, it all really pisses me off!!!
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Lol, its a timed event. You know the stream wont last forever. And you must hit your mark. Start at the top of the shit stain and work your way to the bottom so the ammonia cleans the porcelain by 1) penetrating action 2) deep soaking run off. If that doesnt work i have also found pinching my pecker mid stream will allow for a powerful surge like effect of urine once released. Providing at least 20% more stream power.
 
gr8whitetrukker said:
Lol, its a timed event. You know the stream wont last forever. And you must hit your mark. Start at the top of the shit stain and work your way to the bottom so the ammonia cleans the porcelain by 1) penetrating action 2) deep soaking run off. If that doesnt work i have also found pinching my pecker mid stream will allow for a powerful surge like effect of urine once released. Providing at least 20% more stream power.
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Good tip. It's like a game of whack a mole or some shit. When you fail to get all the shit off and leave a little it will piss you off to no end!!!
 
You guys in your mid-thirties aint seen shit yet . Once that prostate gets huge (its the muscle that never stops growing) you"ll see all kinds of piss streams you never had . The Power-stream , the Split-stream , the Stop-n-Sputter (sucks) and my favorite "I just pissed on the right side wall" stream...its coming and the more AAS you do the bigger she gets....:p
 
Oregongearhead said:
You guys in your mid-thirties aint seen shit yet . Once that prostate gets huge (its the muscle that never stops growing) you"ll see all kinds of piss streams you never had . The Power-stream , the Split-stream , the Stop-n-Sputter (sucks) and my favorite "I just pissed on the right side wall" stream...its coming and the more AAS you do the bigger she gets....:p
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I havent gotten into the "Total stop" stream yet (w/ full bladder) but your suppose to "milk the head" until your stream resumes according to text...:( lol
 
Oregongearhead said:
I havent gotten into the "Total stop" stream yet (w/ full bladder) but your suppose to "milk the head" until your stream resumes according to text...:( lol
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I jumped on cialis daily at 7.5mg a CPL years back, bloodwork shows perfect prostate health, never had the finger up the ass though. I wonder if that's just a big joke among doctors. Like they're all at a conference swapping stories like "yea, I had this one guy in my office, man you should have seen the look on his face after I fingered him, hahaha!!!"
 
Demondosage said:
I jumped on cialis daily at 7.5mg a CPL years back, bloodwork shows perfect prostate health, never had the finger up the ass though. I wonder if that's just a big joke among doctors. Like they're all at a conference swapping stories like "yea, I had this one guy in my office, man you should have seen the look on his face after I fingered him, hahaha!!!"
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I think you may be right. Last doc that checked me put on his glove and some lube and checked. Soon as he was done he threw me some paper towels and said "clean yourself up", then just walked out. I had to do the walk of shame afterwards.
 
jaymaximus said:
I think you may be right. Last doc that checked me put on his glove and some lube and checked. Soon as he was done he threw me some paper towels and said "clean yourself up", then just walked out. I had to do the walk of shame afterwards.
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Can you really call it the walk of shame when you walk out of the room grinning and with a hard on? :rolleyes:
 
jaymaximus said:
Maybe that's the reason for my shame
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I've heard thats the worst part is the "clean yourself off talk" . When I had the anal cone up the ass for hemmerhoid it was the same deal. The bitch was rough too, almost like a former rape victim getting back at men. Then I went to an Asian female doc who was much more pleasing to work with. That was after the other doc tried coagulating the hemmerhoids with the infrared heat gun.

Eventually came the surgery , it was inevitable. I felt like Edward scissorhands fisted me afterwards, worst pain I've ever been in in my entire fucking life!!! Recovery was terrible, I couldn't shit from my swollen insides for abt 3 days. I had to shove my fist into my.bladder to get my piss stream started, and pretty much lived in a hot tub half the day like an amphibian over the next 10 days.

20 years of deadlifting heavy caught up to me. If you'd ask me if I'd do it all over again I'd do it. 1 week of excruciating pain to walk around like a beast for 20 yrs, small price to pay rt? I just don't deadlift as often anymore, but I'm right back to a 600 lb pull again. If you're gonna be tough you gotta be dumb...or something like that. This btw is my favorite meso thread. I feel at home in this thread with all of the chaos and pain in my life, all for the ultimate quest to make it into Valhalla someday. WITNESS ME BROTHER, WITNESS!!!!
 
When you decide to sleep in because it's Saturday and the office can go fuck itself and because you slept longer you wait like an extra 3 hours before you can take your morning piss and you just consumed quite a bit of fluid during training the night prior and even post training that you didn't entirely piss out and you wake up with raging morning wood from taking Cialis QD and you have to piss so bad because you delayed it for an extra few hours and your whole body is telling you to fuck off and you go to take a piss but the morning wood makes it take like 3 minutes to drain yourself because your stream quality is shit and your standing there hoping for that shitty I HAVE TO PISS feeling to dissipate and it doesn't even after you finish taking a piss and that feeling still lasts for some time after that and your kidneys hate you.

That pisses me off.

Will never have that problem again, lemme tell you.....

 
weighted chinup said:
When you decide to sleep in because it's Saturday and the office can go fuck itself and because you slept longer you wait like an extra 3 hours before you can take your morning piss and you just consumed quite a bit of fluid during training the night prior and even post training that you didn't entirely piss out and you wake up with raging morning wood from taking Cialis QD and you have to piss so bad because you delayed it for an extra few hours and your whole body is telling you to fuck off and you go to take a piss but the morning wood makes it take like 3 minutes to drain yourself because your stream quality is shit and your standing there hoping for that shitty I HAVE TO PISS feeling to dissipate and it doesn't even after you finish taking a piss and that feeling still lasts for some time after that and your kidneys hate you.

That pisses me off.

Will never have that problem again, lemme tell you.....

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Parents of my children's friends who seem to think their kids s**t doesn't stink! Guess what...if a teenagers lips are moving, they are lying! Get friends together and the plots only thicken! Wake up parents who are oblivious to reality! IT'S YOUR KIDS TOO!' :-<
 
I'm doing my anti doping modules for my federation I compete in. This is a professional site they we all pay for the scientific research and is presented and evaluated by WADA. This is their take on what happens when you take steroids psychologically

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Also said they your gear has fucking motor oil in it what the fuck?
 
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