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What pisses me off is the TV show "Bob's burgers" it's fucking stupid!! I like American Dad and Family guy, Family guy being my favorite, but fuck this Bob's Burgers show!!! It's not funny in the least bit to me, it's flat out retarded, so I have to sit and wait for it to go off before Family Guy!!! Fuck that!!!
 
I know right?!?! I feel like half the people here get their licences out of cereal boxes :mad:
Lets face it. Theres no real qualifications to obtain a D license. In the end it doesnt matter any way. Thousand of ppl everyday hit the roads without one. The problem is enforcement. I understand they cant be everywhere but the punishments should be much much more severe for any infraction.
I find it ridiculous that i cover 120-150k miles a year and i can do all of it legally with respect and safety and these amateurs cant cover a day without fuckin up. They know nothing will happen so they run that red light, they speed in that school zone, text with their phone right in front of their face at 60mph, they tailgate and so on so on. It never ends. Id like to see more ppl forced to take public transportation. Their unfit to be out here
 
When you buy something (usually a watch or a gun) and some idiot down the chain of ownership used a screwdriver to do something (strap or grip change are common) and they used a screwdriver with a blade too short for the slot, so of course they overtorque and misalign, and chewed up the screw head!

How hard is it to select the right size m0therfu(king screwdriver to match the length of the slot ?!?!?

And, the idiot scratch on a 1911. Fuking noobs. How many good deals Ive passed up because i just can't see past it.
 
When the 140lb jerkoff at the gym feels the need to tuck his tank top under his chin while he does hanging leg raises to see his 8 pack really working. Wanted to pick up a 5lb plate and smack him in the face with it. That was today.:mad:
 
What pisses me off is when some asshole stands rt in front of the db rack to do his set , I will bust rt in front of his stupid ass to grab the db's I need and be thinking "Thats right asshole, say something to me!!!!"
 
Something else that pisses me off....I see no kids mowing the lawn anymore. When I was a kid I cut grass like a machine!!! If I see a kid mowing the lawn I think I'm going to pull over and hand him a $20!!!!! I want to see some hard ass God damn labor from these kids!!! One thing I'm going to drive into my son's head as he gets older is fuck working a minimum wage job when he can create his own business!!! Whether it be landscaping or whatever he is going to be better than going to some bullshit $8 an hour job!!!!!
 
What pisses me off is when some asshole stands rt in front of the db rack to do his set , I will bust rt in front of his stupid ass to grab the db's I need and be thinking "Thats right asshole, say something to me!!!!"
Ditto
Ive progressed past that now. Last week i threw the 120's with a quick flick of my wrist just to see what the dumbbell rack whores would do.
They moved. Either that or get ready for some flat toes
Still. No one said penis to me. Has a way of getting the point across
 
Ditto
Ive progressed past that now. Last week i threw the 120's with a quick flick of my wrist just to see what the dumbbell rack whores would do.
They moved. Either that or get ready for some flat toes
Still. No ones said penis to me
Yep!!! Exactly. After I grab the db's I'm locked and loaded for some cunt to say something
 
Along those lines... How about when you are 6 or 7 feet back and some douche stands right in front of you? I recently had a guy do that to me. I stepped right up behind him and went junk to butt. He looked at me like he thought I was messing with him! I just winked and kept on going.
 
What pisses me off is when I go through the checkout at the store with a bag of dogfood....and the cashier tells me that I look like the guy on the cover of the bag standing next to his dog....then I look at the bag and the guy on the cover looks like he has fucking down syndrome!!! Fucking bitch!!!
 
Something serious that really pisses me off is the fact I can no longer work a television set without help. 5 fucking remotes, kids x box's and all of these input channels. I'm always yelling to my wife "come in here, how do you work this fucking thing?" Then the best thing I can find to watch is a documentary on the aryan brotherhood in prison, and the fucker they're interviewing who is one of the ex-aryans is part native American, and he's wearing a damn Indian looking necklace!!! Wtf is that shit all about? What a sellout motherfucker that guy is!!!!
 
Parents who can't control their fucking kids pisses me off. I absolutely fucking hate being at a nice restaurant, but can't enjoy it, because little johnny or Sarah wants to scream their fucking head off and run all around the restaurant.
 
I think we can all agree on that. I have a friend who used to work there a long time ago. The first thing they do is encourage their employees to get on welfare because they hire a shit ton of ppl but give them each about 10 hrs a week. He said if you apply and are already on government assistance you're pretty much guaranteed a job . It's fucked up
 
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