rubisean
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The state of Florida does not like when I drink
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Leonard Washington
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The amount of toilet paper I use when I have the squirts really chaps my ass. I wanna say fuck it and use wet wipes but I'm not good with change.
My situation is the opposite, I'm actually pleasant to be around when I drink, I'm an asshole sober
Yeah bub. I wasnt refeering to myself
Im the same. Complete dick when im sober. I could prolly kill you with laughter alone when im drunk
You do realize diuretic has absolutely nothing to do with diarrhea or shit? It's simply any that makes you piss more.
TRT
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I'm the same damn way. Got punched by some random guy one time and I apologized to him thinking it was something I did wrong. Ha I don't drink much.
That's me too, my creative mind starts coming up with jokes and I could probably do a 2 hr stand-up comedy show if I wanted to
The worst I ever got was when my brother picked me up from a strip club because I was too hammered to drive. Went back to his place to sleep, and when I got out of the car I looked at him and said "man, I'm fine, my brother is coming to pick me up"
What pisses me off are all these fucking idiots on mopeds all over the highways now. When your hunk of liquor cycle piece of shit only goes 30mph and you take it in a 55mph zone and get hit, tough shit moron!!! So u know how many times I've almost gotten rear ended because I drove up on one of these fuckers driving where he shouldnt be??
And every one of them does the same shit too as they hold up traffic, they constantly turn their heads to look in their mirror , and I'm thinking "yep, everyone is still held up behind you fuck face!!!" Don't forget the cigarette hanging out of the mouth too. Fuck mopeds!!!
And every one of them does the same shit too as they hold up traffic, they constantly turn their heads to look in their mirror , and I'm thinking "yep, everyone is still held up behind you fuck face!!!" Don't forget the cigarette hanging out of the mouth too. Fuck mopeds!!!
high-octane
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When I'm fucking a girl from the gym and she keeps doing flexing poses. Bitch, This isn't American Psycho!
Overcooking broccoli. That shit irritates the fuck out of me...
elgriff
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I so wanna bone a chick like thisWhen I'm fucking a girl from the gym and she keeps doing flexing poses. Bitch, This isn't American Psycho!
Rice Roni pisses me off. Did they change the formula? Suddenly it doesnt ever get fluffy any more. Bastards
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MisterSuperGod
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Fucking, scented toilet paper.
i have enough chemicals in my body, i don't need more of them.
Especially if they're getting in by leaching their way through my poop chute.
i have enough chemicals in my body, i don't need more of them.
Especially if they're getting in by leaching their way through my poop chute.
Funny, I leave scent on my toilet paperFucking, scented toilet paper.
i have enough chemicals in my body, i don't need more of them.
Especially if they're getting in by leaching their way through my poop chute.
TRT
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So I forget my headphones the other day and say fuck it. I don't need them. now I remember why I wear them. 2 younger guys come in to bench press talking very loud and talking about complete and utter nonsense! I was very very close to telling them to shit the fuck up. Really got u set my skin. "Ya. Bro!" "If you do certain chest exercises it'll give you bitch tits when you get old so I stay away from them bro!" Like, wtf?! That's not even bro science. It's complete bullshit. The whole hour that's all I heard.
thebrofessor
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I did once. It was a LOT of fun
MisterSuperGod
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Is it me or does that pussy resemble a baby crab's claw?
Maybe it's the resolution of my phone or the picture, but it doesn't look appetizing.
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