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You know what pisses me off? Idiots who walk out into traffic and can't look both ways!!! I learned to look both ways when crossing a motherfucking street when I was about 2 years old!!! Nope, not in this day anymore, grown men and women who are stupid enough to waltz out in front of thousands of pounds moving at them 50 mph!!! Then if you honk the horn YOU'RE the asshole, not these Helen Keller wanna-be, shit for brains,dumb motherfuckers!!!

Another thing that pisses me off are Subarus, it's a lesbo car and these bull dykes are all clining to the Subaru's. It's so bad that when we take road trips and see a Subaru the family all starts taking bets on whether it's a dyke driving it or a scrawny white nerd. Fuck people, and yes I'm dieting again. I love this thread
 
when my wife doesn't have dinner ready really pisses me off

When I'm doing heavy deadlifting and People walk behind me. I'd really love to skull fuck them after doing that
 
You know what pisses me off? Idiots who walk out into traffic and can't look both ways!!! I learned to look both ways when crossing a motherfucking street when I was about 2 years old!!! Nope, not in this day anymore, grown men and women who are stupid enough to waltz out in front of thousands of pounds moving at them 50 mph!!! Then if you honk the horn YOU'RE the asshole, not these Helen Keller wanna-be, shit for brains,dumb motherfuckers!!!

Another thing that pisses me off are Subarus, it's a lesbo car and these bull dykes are all clining to the Subaru's. It's so bad that when we take road trips and see a Subaru the family all starts taking bets on whether it's a dyke driving it or a scrawny white nerd. Fuck people, and yes I'm dieting again. I love this thread
Subarus are big up north where im from
Prolly not much need where your from

Kinda like these faggot southerners and their 2 wheel drive lifted trucks
Whats the fuckin point? I mean really?
To make you FEEL like your a real man who isnt a complete poser?
 
Subarus are big up north where im from
Prolly not much need where your from

Kinda like these faggot southerners and their 2 wheel drive lifted trucks
Whats the fuckin point? I mean really?
To make you FEEL like your a real man who isnt a complete poser?
Where I live anyone who has a lifted truck is usually sporting a 4 wheel drive, but they're usually these little dudes that are 100 lbs soaking wet!!
 
Subarus are big up north where im from
Prolly not much need where your from

Kinda like these faggot southerners and their 2 wheel drive lifted trucks
Whats the fuckin point? I mean really?
To make you FEEL like your a real man who isnt a complete poser?

Subaru is king in Alaska too....Ive seen em with half a million miles still humming along . I had a "87 GL 4x4 model for 12 yrs . Miss that lil workhorse..
 
Subaru is king in Alaska too....Ive seen em with half a million miles still humming along . I had a "87 GL 4x4 model for 12 yrs . Miss that lil workhorse..
Well in the south they're all owned by lesbos. I'm not saying they're a bad car at all, just a shame the lesbos have claimed them
 
Well in the south they're all owned by lesbos. I'm not saying they're a bad car at all, just a shame the lesbos have claimed them
Subaru is king in Alaska too....Ive seen em with half a million miles still humming along . I had a "87 GL 4x4 model for 12 yrs . Miss that lil workhorse..
They have. But up North they are unbelievable in the snow.
Where I live anyone who has a lifted truck is usually sporting a 4 wheel drive, but they're usually these little dudes that are 100 lbs soaking wet!!
You gotta got alot further south to see this kind of new age faggotry. Its indegenous only to the FAR south
 
Why the eff does Thomas English muffins not split them all the way through?

Pissed me off to no end when I try to split them and I end up with the top ripped in half.
 
You know what pisses me off? The fat cunt in the seafood department at the grocery store I go to!!!! Everyone is friendly in there besides the fat cunt in seafood, and cunt is the nicest word I can use for her!!!

Stood there for 10 minutes today and nobody in the seafood dept. Then this guy asked me if I had been helped and I told him no. So he goes back to get the lady, so the stupid bitch obviously knows she has a customer. What does she do? She walks up to me on the same side of the counter I'm standing on and says "you need something?"

I said "yes, I wanted to get 2 lbs of salmon" and she busts back through the double doors without a reply. I said "PLEASE" ....then she slaps on the gloves all pissed off acting and goes to get the salmon. I asked if she could do it in 8 oz portions or close to it, and she gives me a look like "go to hell" and says "huhh.....I'm gonna have to cut it" I said "ok, that's fine..." She busts back through the door to go get more and I said to her not to worry about it.

I'm sick of fuckers in the service industry treating customers like shit!!! Maybe she had a bad day and I get that, but by the third time this bitch acted shitty with me I had enough. I told the manager on my way out that she needed an attitude adjustment. I drop a ton of money in that place and fuck treating ppl that way!!! That lady is a bitch to me every motherfucking time I go in there!!!!! Fuck that!!!!
 
You know what pisses me off? The fat cunt in the seafood department at the grocery store I go to!!!! Everyone is friendly in there besides the fat cunt in seafood, and cunt is the nicest word I can use for her!!!

Stood there for 10 minutes today and nobody in the seafood dept. Then this guy asked me if I had been helped and I told him no. So he goes back to get the lady, so the stupid bitch obviously knows she has a customer. What does she do? She walks up to me on the same side of the counter I'm standing on and says "you need something?"

I said "yes, I wanted to get 2 lbs of salmon" and she busts back through the double doors without a reply. I said "PLEASE" ....then she slaps on the gloves all pissed off acting and goes to get the salmon. I asked if she could do it in 8 oz portions or close to it, and she gives me a look like "go to hell" and says "huhh.....I'm gonna have to cut it" I said "ok, that's fine..." She busts back through the door to go get more and I said to her not to worry about it.

I'm sick of fuckers in the service industry treating customers like shit!!! Maybe she had a bad day and I get that, but by the third time this bitch acted shitty with me I had enough. I told the manager on my way out that she needed an attitude adjustment. I drop a ton of money in that place and fuck treating ppl that way!!! That lady is a bitch to me every motherfucking time I go in there!!!!! Fuck that!!!!
Fuck her
Then.never.call.her.AGAIN!!!
 
Selective Memory

I have a group of friends I've known since junior high. Still hang out together all the time. One friend was kind of the "runt of the litter". Good dude. Just annoying. Pushover. Out of shape. Etc. Etc. So he was the butt of jokes at get togethers. It was 90% in fun, 10% truthful.

So dude dies yesterday morning. And now everyone who used to clown him are acting heartbroken. People who didnt fuck with him are heartbroken. Why now?

I guess it pisses me off because when i die I don't want to think that people who werent around are gonna be acting all hurt. If you dont care while someones alive, dont act hurt when theyre not
 
Selective Memory

I have a group of friends I've known since junior high. Still hang out together all the time. One friend was kind of the "runt of the litter". Good dude. Just annoying. Pushover. Out of shape. Etc. Etc. So he was the butt of jokes at get togethers. It was 90% in fun, 10% truthful.

So dude dies yesterday morning. And now everyone who used to clown him are acting heartbroken. People who didnt fuck with him are heartbroken. Why now?

I guess it pisses me off because when i die I don't want to think that people who werent around are gonna be acting all hurt. If you dont care while someones alive, dont act hurt when theyre not

I hate that shit, too. Thought about that exact same thing with my own funeral. Even worse these days when they post on the dead person's Facebook wall.

A dude that used to live by me hanged himself a few years ago and it was like that. I was wondering where they all were all that time he deciding there was nothing worth living for. Fucking hate fake ass people.
 
Its just people dealing with mortality.
Well all have to deal with it. If were lucky well all live long enough to watch all our friends die off
Depressing really
 
Another thing is when women think I'm interested in them. Numerous times I've had a chick start acting funny when we talk and when I ask em they say they have a boyfriend now. Im always confused why I care until I realize they think I like them. I dont know what gives them that impression. I don't flirt, I don't try to see them, and they get very few of my group dick pics.

Shouldn't bother me, but it irks me thinking some chick thinks I want her. If i did I got chloroform.
 
Ya know what really pissed me off today? People that don't pull over for ambulances. I pulled up next to this fucker that wouldn't move and totally flipped out. Like wtf imagine if it was you or your family.
There is pretty much nothing i like about people and their cars
I dont think the majority of folks deserve to drive for a variety of reasons
Im so sick of it its beyond words
 
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