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I spent like $6k a few years ago on some badass front loading, touch screen, "smart" phone app controlled washer and dryer set. Deep candy red paint, they looked fuckin' awesome! My wife was in love with them and finally had me convinced we needed them. Within 6 weeks the washer leaked all over the fucking place and they had a tech out to my house 4 times in 2 weeks trying to fix it, then gave up and replaced it. Said it would have cost more to fix than just replace it (that always blows my mind) and I got a new one under warranty.

3 months in, the dryer stops heating. Can't fix that piece of shit either, had to be replaced. While the guy is installing the new one, he notices the fucking BRAND NEW dryer's buttons don't even work. They still had the fucking plastic protective film on it! This jackass decides to swap the control heads out so that we aren't without a dryer until the new (third) one comes in, since it will be a few days.

Fucking control head burns up on the very first load, apparently they redesigned it in the short amount of time between the original purchase and the replacement, and the controls weren't compatible. The tech didn't know that because they hadn't even released the service manual for the new version yet. At this point I fucking lost it and made them refund my money for the whole set and come pick those pieces of shit up from the front yard.

My uncle was getting married about this time and his wife was moving in with him and selling her house and all her appliances and shit, and they gave us a set of like 30 year old whirlpools for free, and these motherfkrs had been through a house of 5 kids out in the country.

Those fuckers are still going strong. They're ugly as sin, but they work like a charm and it got my wife off my back about some dumbass fridge she wanted that had similar features/controls as the washer/dryer she just HAD to have. Win/win!

Fuck new shit!
Yes, it's stuff like that that makes you just snap. You start questioning what you really need and what makes you happy. Nice shit is nothing but a headache sometimes, especially boats!!!
 
Ive owned my boat 5 yrs now. Never put a dime in to it except regular scheduled maintenaince. Its been the opposite of a headache

As the ex-owner of a marina I can tell you maintance is key , especially the 2-strokes .
Keeping them under cover out of the elements when not in use is key too .
"Duh its a boat its used to wata" :confused:...no dumbass not 24/7 its not . :rolleyes:
 
I have never had huge problems out of my boats, but all my buddies and my older brother have had nothing but issues with theirs, so I know I have been lucky so far.

My brother wanted the boat he has now for like 5 years before finally saying fuck it and biting the bullet. He regrets that now, it has been nothing but a nightmare. Boats are usually money pits, so I count my blessings and thank the fishing gods every time I take mine out without any issues
 
What pisses me off tonight? Was too much of a pussy to go see a girl at the bar. Friend goes see her as she's leaving and tellsher "he's shy he wants your number" just trying to help me and shit... and she just wrecked me so hard "he didnt talk all night he wont get it". Well I learned my fucking lesson... i'll just talk to all the hot girls I see. I'M a piece of shit that used to be troubled. Didnt think I had an ounce of chance with that girl but apparently i did... anyways... fml.

I used to be super fat and super shy and had the worst self esteem. Shit pisses me off so much. I sometimes still think i'M still a 300 lbs fat Guy.. hard to get over it. Idk if someone here gets what I'm going through.. it's a massive transformation for me (mentally).
 
Well damn, I knew I wrote something but didn't remember what. Girl was 10/10 and I was upset because I pussied out lol. I'm impressed with the details I wrote out (first night drunk this summer).
 
Probably was for the best, seeing as you were that drunk. She was likely more along the lines of a soft 4/10 before the beer goggles, and meeting chicks in a bar hammered drunk is only fun until the next morning when you realize she's a sloth and gave you crabs.

Sounds like you have some esteem issues to work on before drinking in excess bro.
 
Only happens when I think the girl is out of my league. I wasn't, how can I say it.. "trashy"? I just remember seeing the thread pop in my mails and decided to vent lol.

Used to be super shy, super fat and super awkward. It's only been a few years ago that I have drastically changed.
 
Diet and exercise. Like I said, it's only with girls I think are out of my league. Here's the catch, I've smashed pretty hot girls up to date. So it's only sometimes, like last night, that a sudden fear of rejection pops up.

I've always used the motto "failure is learning". So it's contradictory I think that these ideas even appear lol.
 
Diet and exercise. Like I said, it's only with girls I think are out of my league. Here's the catch, I've smashed pretty hot girls up to date. So it's only sometimes, like last night, that a sudden fear of rejection pops up.

I've always used the motto "failure is learning". So it's contradictory I think that these ideas even appear lol.

I would think the fact that you accomplished the transformation on your own would give you a better outlook and self esteem. Take pride in the fact that you changed yourself for the better, and stop giving a fuck about rejection. You will statistically hear the word "no" in your life 7 times more frequently than "yes." Don't let that get in your head, it just is what it is. Not everything is going to be a 100% success, but that doesn't mean it isn't worth trying something.


Also, stop measuring yourself by the "quality" of girls you can get to talk to you at a bar. That's no way to determine your worth. Fuck their opinion, fuck their judgment, and fuck their approval. You don't need it. You need YOUR approval of yourself, the rest will follow. Those shallow bitches mean nothing, how many of them will you honestly ever talk to again? What kind of fulfillment is it to have a one night fling with a stranger who you are more worried about their perception of you as a man for a few hours than you are with your own perception of yourself as a whole?

By all means, have fun while you're young (I'm assuming you are fairly young) but don't be absorbed with how some random chick is going to judge you on a first impression.

Besides, if you honestly don't give a fuck about them or their opinions, and just be yourself, they'll flock to you. It's a phenomenon haha but young slutty chicks either have daddy issues or like being treated like shit, so stop trying so hard for their approval, and they'll try harder for yours.


Now that the thread is derailed, what pisses me the fuck off today is my punk ass 22 year old neighbor whining that I do yard work in my swim trunks and no shirt. He won't say anything to me about it, but passive/aggressive jokes about it to my 120 pound wife. Guess he's worried about his wife watching or some shit, since we're the only houses way the fuck out here in the sticks, but they seriously live several hundred yards away. My wife said she told him he has nothing to worry about unless his wife has binoculars like some creep lol she said that made him turn red and drop it.
 
It really did derail pretty bad, but yeah thanks for the advice. Didn't even think I'd get that kind of talk here. I'm trully fucking impressed.
Now that the thread is derailed, what pisses me the fuck off today is my punk ass 22 year old neighbor whining that I do yard work in my swim trunks and no shirt. He won't say anything to me about it, but passive/aggressive jokes about it to my 120 pound wife. Guess he's worried about his wife watching or some shit, since we're the only houses way the fuck out here in the sticks, but they seriously live several hundred yards away. My wife said she told him he has nothing to worry about unless his wife has binoculars like some creep lol she said that made him turn red and drop it.
Gold hahahahhah His wife probably told him "jokes" that she "might" want your D.


What pisses me off right now is that my cat has been scratching the toilet door for 15 minutes straight... I go open it, she goes in, does a 360 and gets the fuck out. I close the door and 5 minutes later she's back at it.
 
Food,always food,that can change my mood,well in the case of not eat several hours like 6 hours after cetogenic breakfast.
 
Gold hahahahhah His wife probably told him "jokes" that she "might" want your D.

I think he's just insecure and feels threatened really, not that there is any reason to be. He's kind of a lazy little shit and he's an asshole to everyone on top of that, even to his own wife. He never waves to anyone while driving past (big deal, I know, but it's just the point of being friendly) he just mean mugs everyone all the time, and goes directly home to drink a six pack of cheap beer every day. He's like 23-24yo and about 150 pounds, so I'm assuming he probably really is irritated if he thinks his wife is looking over here, but he will never say shit to me. My wife and his wife are friendly, his wife is actually my wife's hair stylist, so she was over there yesterday and said he was making these half-joking comments about me running a chainsaw with no shirt on. It's fucking hot as hell down here lol but of course when she said something about the heat he was quick to say he was only joking.

I have half a mind to mow his grass next time he's at work and I'm home, just to piss him off and make him wonder if I did it with a shirt on hahaha
 
Deli' s piss me off. You get the side item of a fruit cup and it's like 2 grapes, 1 piece of pineapple chunk, and about 3 cubes of mango, wouldn't help fill up a fucking infant!!!! Fuck a deli and they're shit sandwiches, rat turd portions, and half a fucking pickle spear!!!!
 
Women on the "rag" pisses me off. Its just me, wife and daughter(19 years old & home for summer). Its like god is punishing me and makes sure there both on it the same time. I have no backup and just get fucked over no matter what I do. Wait until I do Tren and then they will get the bitch slap they rightfully deserve!!
 
Women on the "rag" pisses me off. Its just me, wife and daughter(19 years old & home for summer). Its like god is punishing me and makes sure there both on it the same time. I have no backup and just get fucked over no matter what I do. Wait until I do Tren and then they will get the bitch slap they rightfully deserve!!

Just have them take their birth control non-stop without the last week off. They will stop having cycles and it's perfectly fine.

Just convince them to do it so they don't bleed. You'll know the real reason why ;)
 
Women on the "rag" pisses me off. Its just me, wife and daughter(19 years old & home for summer). Its like god is punishing me and makes sure there both on it the same time. I have no backup and just get fucked over no matter what I do. Wait until I do Tren and then they will get the bitch slap they rightfully deserve!!
It's natural for them to get it at the same time around other women. Buddy of mine used to work at a jail and said that they all got it at once and the entire jail stunk
 
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