I hate mini vans!!!! Every time I am stuck behind someone it's a fucking mini van!!!!!!
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TRT
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The new Honda Odyssey has 318ft lbs of torque and yet people still drive slow as fawk.
The killer is that I like them!!! We owned a Nissan quest one time when we were desperate and my wife's aunt sold us one cheap. It was super roomy and convenient. But seems like every slow fuck is in one!!!!
Must be measured in chinese increments.
Hate them too.
Nothing says i gave up at life like a minivan
TRT
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Lmao!! This is so true!
That's what I've always said too!!! A mini van is when you've lost your ballsack.
How about when you are hard as fuck banging a chic and you have to fart... wtf. Always stick with lactose free milk!
Fattest_animal
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What pisses me off is when my order is 15+ days late and I see people saying they got theirs in not even a week.
PS: Yes I talk to the source, says I'll get it 100% or money back guaranteed.
PS: Yes I talk to the source, says I'll get it 100% or money back guaranteed.
Today I was real pissed off. I'm driving home from doing cardio and this piece of shit Saturn is tailgating me so hard I can't even see the bumper. So when the car goes to pass me I punch it. I get next to a box truck and just let it ride a couple min
Then I said fuck it and pulled off to let the car go. I go to get off my exit and this car swerved at the last second into exit lane and locked the brakes up to a stop. I go around. Then for the next 2 exits they do the same shit, I almost hit the damn thing!!!
Now I'm furious. To top it off they are riding in the middle of a 2 lane highway swerving back and forth. I'm seeing red at this point. Car is tinted out and I have no idea who is in it and at this point all I'm seeing is red and could give a fuck!!! The car pulls off an exit and into a fried fish place. I pull in right behind them. This fat bitch with a do rag gets out and walks inside. I yell "hey, you in the piece of shit Saturn!!" She scurried for the door. I walk inside and said "you the one in that piece of shit Saturn?"
She starts yelling and dropping f bombs at me. Of course she scurried to the register area away from me first. I yelled back at her , "first off, you're driving recklessly and almost caused me to wreck into you 3x, and second off I know your fat ass can't wait to get that 20 piece bucket of fried fish so you had to tailgate the fuck out of me because god forbid you went 2 more minutes without food!!!" Entire restaurant is quiet and watching.
She says ,"You wait for me outside and follow me to where I'm going and then we will see what's up!!!"
"Shit, I'll be waiting here all night on you to finish eating you fat bitch. Hey, you guys working here have enough food for this whale??"
"Is anybody gonna call da po lice on dis man!!!??"
Then I said to her ,"yea you better have someone else call them because if you did it would delay your order of your 20 piece bucket you fat bitch!!!" Then I left. Tailgating is one thing, you swerve almost into me like Mad Max shit its a whole new level. I saw red, I was ready to go fucking ballistic. If it was a guy I would have punched him in his fucking mouth and be in jail right now.
Everyone is tough in their car, then you get out and they scurry to the front where they're distanced from you . Now they need da po'lice.....fucking cunts.
Then I said fuck it and pulled off to let the car go. I go to get off my exit and this car swerved at the last second into exit lane and locked the brakes up to a stop. I go around. Then for the next 2 exits they do the same shit, I almost hit the damn thing!!!
Now I'm furious. To top it off they are riding in the middle of a 2 lane highway swerving back and forth. I'm seeing red at this point. Car is tinted out and I have no idea who is in it and at this point all I'm seeing is red and could give a fuck!!! The car pulls off an exit and into a fried fish place. I pull in right behind them. This fat bitch with a do rag gets out and walks inside. I yell "hey, you in the piece of shit Saturn!!" She scurried for the door. I walk inside and said "you the one in that piece of shit Saturn?"
She starts yelling and dropping f bombs at me. Of course she scurried to the register area away from me first. I yelled back at her , "first off, you're driving recklessly and almost caused me to wreck into you 3x, and second off I know your fat ass can't wait to get that 20 piece bucket of fried fish so you had to tailgate the fuck out of me because god forbid you went 2 more minutes without food!!!" Entire restaurant is quiet and watching.
She says ,"You wait for me outside and follow me to where I'm going and then we will see what's up!!!"
"Shit, I'll be waiting here all night on you to finish eating you fat bitch. Hey, you guys working here have enough food for this whale??"
"Is anybody gonna call da po lice on dis man!!!??"
Then I said to her ,"yea you better have someone else call them because if you did it would delay your order of your 20 piece bucket you fat bitch!!!" Then I left. Tailgating is one thing, you swerve almost into me like Mad Max shit its a whole new level. I saw red, I was ready to go fucking ballistic. If it was a guy I would have punched him in his fucking mouth and be in jail right now.
Everyone is tough in their car, then you get out and they scurry to the front where they're distanced from you . Now they need da po'lice.....fucking cunts.
Thats what i always say
EVERYONE is a tough guy in their car. EVERYONE
I gave in to road rage once. Never again. When shit hits the fan its a glimpse of why we have prisons and who inhabits them. I dont want to ever be one of THEM. From a routine leisurely drive home it just takes a few seconds of bad decisions to be one of THEM. Theres not any amount of tailgating aggressive saturns inhabited by pissed off fat ppl that are worth my freedom and their physical well being. If that doesnt scare you back to reality. Nothing will. I was fortunate. Nobody saw a thing. But im not real proud of it either. So theres that.
Dont get sucked in to a shitty equation.
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Youre exactly right and I thought of this as soon as I left!!! My problem is that when someone starts fucking with my safety or if my family is in the car I go into raging beast mode. I need to control it better. People always say you never know who is behind that glass and well....Im that guy
tenpoundsleft
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Yes, there's a black girl with a 10+ body on her at my gym, she's so damn hot, rock hard, tight waist, nice tits, and great ass. Horse faced, but who cares with that BODY!!!!
A sweet baby Jeeeezus does she stink, once you catch on who the source is you walk big circles around her. Always the same, she just has old filthy bum sweat stink about her.
I've smelled better after 10 days out in the boonies in the military, no showers, and miles of walking every day.
What a waste of one of the nicest bodies I've seen...
Going to my gym in the afternoon 
same shit every time. This mexican guys doing shrugs in the bench press area taking up too much space and some D nozzle is benching in the squat rack gonna burn this mother fucker down!!!
Edit: just kidding Leo.
same shit every time. This mexican guys doing shrugs in the bench press area taking up too much space and some D nozzle is benching in the squat rack gonna burn this mother fucker down!!!Edit: just kidding Leo.
People who whistle in the office where I work. I have made a point to NOT leave my office to find out who it is. I know it would end badly. But this morning I was trying to follow some logic someone MUCH smarter than me wrote and was getting close to understanding it, and some fuckhead wandered past my door whistling and broke my concentration. I never left my chair, but this afternoon my employer stopped by my office to "remind" me that threatening another employee was not allowed. I still don't know who that fucker is.
When people at work only want to talk about work. It's like STFU already, can't you talk about anything interesting? Do you have absolutely no life? I'm here, I'm working, I'm living it, the last fucking thing I want to talk about is working!!! Tell me about some chick you banged, some asshole who almost hit your car, some shit your wife did that pissed you off, your life must absolutely suck ass!!!!!!
Truth
Hate talking shop.
Most these guys have no life and their bored and or delusional. Doesnt make em bad guys but it does make em annoying. Company parties? No fuckin thanks...a bunch of beer bellies standing around talkin shop. FUCK YOU AND YOUR SHOP. Dont wanna listen to it. Dont wanna listen to what your wrinkly ass saw on the road this week or what your last delivery went like. Nope. Shove it up your ass. The thing is i just dont participate in pleasantries and courtesies any longer. Not like an asshole, ok maybe like an asshole, lol. You know most ppl..."hows it going"...insert hook here for shop talk. Not me. I dont care how your days going for the sake of asking. If i say some thing i make it meaningful and i genuinely care about the answer. But im not just being nice and very vanilla like everybody else. And if your old truck drivin ass tries dragging me in to a convo i dont wanna have im gonna wait till the least opportune moment then just walk away. Stupid asshole.
My name is Grey and I am an offender here.
Engineers and other obsessives generally don't think their work is dull.
That said, I also don't share many interests with the people I work with, very few lift, none juice, shockingly few share my love for calligraphic fonts, and I have fallen off the gaming train in the last few years for the most part.
I talk about cars, trucks motors and all kinds of fun shit at work 
with guys that really like what they do
but I bring up eating booty more than necessary 
with guys that really like what they do but I bring up eating booty more than necessary 
rubisean
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I'm with you trukk, I distance myself from most people.
I have a natural "hard look" that makes me look un-approachable and I embrace it.
When my wife takes me out to be with friends I tend to disappear.
Once I am discovered they say come over here with us.
I say I'm good, they say come on man people are drawn to you.
I tell them to hit me up on Facebook sometime....
My wife gets pissed and says why do you tell people that when you do not have Facebook.
Then I disappear again until I'm discovered.
It is a vicious cycle, my wife is cool with me and knows I'm not a people person.
colossus25
Member
Lmaoo it sounds like you just hate your job [emoji23]
But honestly man i get it, i hate small talk just for the sake of it.
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