What Pisses me off Page

Well when im hungry the shit is different haha!

Lack of food when i forget buy,that makes angry for no reason.
 
What pisses me off to no end is all these fucking bugs in my weight room.

And then I start swetting cause there's no ac, so I can't tell the difference between beads of sweet and all these bugs.
Needless to say it is ruining my shoulder day which is in my top 7 days of the week.
 
I hate these half squatting mother fuckers. I try not to let it bug me but it does for some reason. I just wanna yell at them!!!! Hit depth mother fucker!!!!!
 
What pisses me off to no end is all these fucking bugs in my weight room.

And then I start swetting cause there's no ac, so I can't tell the difference between beads of sweet and all these bugs.
Needless to say it is ruining my shoulder day which is in my top 7 days of the week.
Fuck yes I hate these things! My wife's car is white and they seem to flock to that mfr like it's a fucking magnet of torture.

They're somehow finding their way into my weight room also, even though I don't leave any doors or windows open, and there are little clumps here and there of dead ones I have to sweep up.

Only a couple more weeks and they'll be gone thank God! Don't smash them though they fucking reek like sour shit
 
Im sitting here in the gym parking lot finishing a cup of coffee before I go kill it. Ive been watching this idiot fucking kid for 10 minutes now chatting with some dumb bitch in an SUV that says "Sen18r" on the rear windshield in cheap windshield marker.

If I see this stupid fucker play with his hair one more God damn time I may lose it. Their right in front of me and this kid is playing with his hair more than any chick Ive ever seen!!!! I swear if my stepdaughter brings home a guy with a flat top or shaved head I'll propose to the son of a bitch for her!!!!

Quit playing with your hair fuck boy, it pisses me off!!!!!
 
I can't watch Dazed n Confused anymore, a classic is ruined for me because the little fucker with long hair that tags along with the older crowd won't stop fuckin playing with his hair and touching his nose the whole time.

Fuck!
 
When you find the shit talker from the CB in the parking lot and knock on his door. He answers. A verbal confrontation ensues. He swears at least 10x he "aint skeered of me" but for the life of me wont acknowledge my request to kindly get out of his truck. But he aint skeered...right.
Makes total sense.
Coward.

Some times its pretty gratifying to meet the radio rambo on the other end of the line and call his bluff in person.
So gratifying.
 
What pissed me off a few days ago....

So I'm in the gym and nobody isn't the cable cross. I remove one of the attachments and out another one on it. This small little tiny fucker about 20 years old walks up to me..."ahhh uggggghhh...oh, are you going to use that?" I told him yes, then he says to me , "I was doing this circuit and going back and forth between these 3 different things so...uhhhh..." and I responded back to him, "Well you walked away from it, tough shit!!!"

I can see if someone is doing something like deadlifts and immediately going into pull ups in a power rack, something that's RIGHT THERE. But this isn't your house, you're not going to guard stuff so others can't use it, and if they put a water bottle or towel on there and walk off you bet your ass I'll move it to the floor on them and if they talk shit I'll unload on them.

But you know what pisses me off the most? It's the fact that when I was younger I wouldn't have had the audacity to fuck with a guy my size in the gym. No way in hell I would have walked up to a guy who had 90 lbs of muscle on me running my mouth. You'd get told to fuck off real quick where I'm from. But no, everyone is fucking entitled now!!! Kid should have been entitled to a knuckle fucking sandwich after that. Go work out at home kid, there s more than just you in here!!!
 
When you find the shit talker from the CB in the parking lot and knock on his door. He answers. A verbal confrontation ensues. He swears at least 10x he "aint skeered of me" but for the life of me wont acknowledge my request to kindly get out of his truck. But he aint skeered...right.
Makes total sense.
Coward.

Some times its pretty gratifying to meet the radio rambo on the other end of the line and call his bluff in person.
So gratifying.
When I was a teenager I had a friend with a cb radio hooked up in his basement. I'd spend the night over there and we would get on there at like 1am and things would get really interesting. Everything from gay road warriors to other people at home, to people on the road cursing about the police and weigh stations. It was a good time!!!
 
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What pissed me off a few days ago....

So I'm in the gym and nobody isn't the cable cross. I remove one of the attachments and out another one on it. This small little tiny fucker about 20 years old walks up to me..."ahhh uggggghhh...oh, are you going to use that?" I told him yes, then he says to me , "I was doing this circuit and going back and forth between these 3 different things so...uhhhh..." and I responded back to him, "Well you walked away from it, tough shit!!!"

I can see if someone is doing something like deadlifts and immediately going into pull ups in a power rack, something that's RIGHT THERE. But this isn't your house, you're not going to guard stuff so others can't use it, and if they put a water bottle or towel on there and walk off you bet your ass I'll move it to the floor on them and if they talk shit I'll unload on them.

But you know what pisses me off the most? It's the fact that when I was younger I wouldn't have had the audacity to fuck with a guy my size in the gym. No way in hell I would have walked up to a guy who had 90 lbs of muscle on me running my mouth. You'd get told to fuck off real quick where I'm from. But no, everyone is fucking entitled now!!! Kid should have been entitled to a knuckle fucking sandwich after that. Go work out at home kid, there s more than just you in here!!!
use it. Staff cant say shit. Everyone pays membership. He wasnt on it.
 
View attachment 75286 literally watching a rock bouncing down the highway at me in traffic and not being able to avoid it pisses me off. A lot.

Did you get that sort of "Matrix" moment with freeze-frame vision for the split second the pebble appeared right before hitting the windshield? That's happened to me, kinda freaky, a really vivid super sharp image of the damn pebble suspended in air right before the windshield, then full speed resumes and whack! it's gone. But the image lingers. As does the mark on the windshield.

Although once it happened, it was a large fucker too, THWACKKKKK - but not a scratch. Miracles do happen, sweet baby Jesus!
 
That works out in the boonies perhaps, not on the highways around where I live. You're correct, but not helping. :)
It works if u want it to(following distance). I do it everyday for over a million miles. The only times i ever chipped a windshield was from following too close.
 
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