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:mad: Oh boy does that ever piss me off!!! Usually happens at 3am when I can't get to the landing gears because the F N yard guy parked to close the next trailer!
 
I used to work at this truck yard and whenever I had to remove a pin lock so a truck could hook they would keep a million fucking keys on a hook and I'd have to go through half if them before I found the correct one. When I organized them someone would just put them all back together again lol fuckkkk
 
After 2 years of multiple daily phone calls from Indians trying to sell me Viagara and Cialis, Im starting to get a little pissed off.

I wouldnt say full blown pissed off because Ive gotten some great laughs out of fucking with them. I researched a cpl of these companies online and found out some interesting info. First off, they are not supposed to hang up no matter what, so when you fuck with them they basically beg YOU to hang up on them. Also, these cultures are very supersticious, so anytime you start talking about putting a spell or curse on them they get freaked out. I tell them they're going to die and I cast an evil spell on their family too, then start shouting jibberish like a voodoo person. Its funny as hell, they'll start begging me to hang up.

Tonight I was at the dinner table and I put it on speaker phone and the entire family took turns fucking with this guy. He asked for my credit card and I told him I didnt have one but Id mail him cigarettes. After the family took turns fucking with him (including my 8 year old son who told him his goat accidentally ate viagara last time and tried humping the family for 3 days straight) I got back on the phone. I offered to buy 100 viagara tabs if I couldnt get an erection, but I needed this sales asshole to talk nasty to me in order to try.

He begged me to hang up as I started telling him what I wanted him to do to me. The family was in the background screaming ,"Dad, put it back in your pants, come on!!!!!" He couldnt hang up, he was forced to listen to me tell him I was tugging on my dick for about 15 minutes!!! Then when the voodoo talk started he finally hung up.

Dinner tonight was awesome...God I love family night!!!
 
Squirrels are a huge pain in the ass, really piss me off. After this storm they have been in everything leaving nut shells everywhere; truck, house, driveway, spend the last couple hours today cleaning up after them. entitled rats that climb, going to get high power bb gun with scope this week.
 
Gainzzz_bro said:
Squirrels are a huge pain in the ass, really piss me off. After this storm they have been in everything leaving nut shells everywhere; truck, house, driveway, spend the last couple hours today cleaning up after them. entitled rats that climb, going to get high power bb gun with scope this week.
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i second that motion!
A few years back, those little rat fuckers climbed up from underneath the wife's car and chewed the living shit out of her electrical system. Damn shame not a single one of those fuckers got electrocuted either.
 
MisterSuperGod said:
i second that motion!
A few years back, those little rat fuckers climbed up from underneath the wife's car and chewed the living shit out of her electrical system. Damn shame not a single one of those fuckers got electrocuted either.
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Thanks for feeling my pain man! Have to watch the car now, didn't know they like to get in there too.
 
People who think they can challenge anyone with no consequences. I was in Wal-Mart Sunday night because they were the only store open and this lazy asshole was walking slow as hell hunched over his cart. Just one of those walmart types who can't walk with a purpose.

I walk around the guy before getting to the u-scan section. I get around him before I'm in line. I hear this guy yell "hey bro, hey, hey, you was behind me!!! "

I cut right though the small talk and said "learn to walk with a purpose, fuck off!!!" I wish it was like gladiator days where there was some serious god damn ramifications for challenging another man.
 
Demondosage said:
People who think they can challenge anyone with no consequences. I was in Wal-Mart Sunday night because they were the only store open and this lazy asshole was walking slow as hell hunched over his cart. Just one of those walmart types who can't walk with a purpose.

I walk around the guy before getting to the u-scan section. I get around him before I'm in line. I hear this guy yell "hey bro, hey, hey, you was behind me!!! "

I cut right though the small talk and said "learn to walk with a purpose, fuck off!!!" I wish it was like gladiator days where there was some serious god damn ramifications for challenging another man.
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That really pisses me off as well. Trying to haul ass through Walmart or the grocery store and fuckin mouth breathers dragging as everywhere in my way! Oh, and the lottery. Try to go in a convenience store right before cash 3 time and the fuckim line is a mile long, full of people spending 50 cents at a time!
 
Demondosage said:
People who think they can challenge anyone with no consequences. I was in Wal-Mart Sunday night because they were the only store open and this lazy asshole was walking slow as hell hunched over his cart. Just one of those walmart types who can't walk with a purpose.

I walk around the guy before getting to the u-scan section. I get around him before I'm in line. I hear this guy yell "hey bro, hey, hey, you was behind me!!! "

I cut right though the small talk and said "learn to walk with a purpose, fuck off!!!" I wish it was like gladiator days where there was some serious god damn ramifications for challenging another man.
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Johnny442 said:
That really pisses me off as well. Trying to haul ass through Walmart or the grocery store and fuckin mouth breathers dragging as everywhere in my way! Oh, and the lottery. Try to go in a convenience store right before cash 3 time and the fuckim line is a mile long, full of people spending 50 cents at a time!
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I walk slowly in walmart cuz im tired of assholes flying out of aisles cart first. Knowing its a high traffic area and they do it any way. I will walk slow and i will try to be as understanding as i can of your beligerant ass. Its a lack of respect for anyone but yourself. I always make way in an isle and allow folks to go thru. Instead of park my cart in the middle and slowly contemplate between brands. Again trying to accomodate others. Some thing neither of u two are doing.

I mostly shop after hours or early morning hours to avoid selfish pricks like u 2. The world doesnt need any more me me me ppl.
 
gr8whitetrukker said:
I walk slowly in walmart cuz im tired of assholes flying out of aisles cart first. Knowing its a high traffic area and they do it any way. I will walk slow and i will try to be as understanding as i can of your beligerant ass. Its a lack of respect for anyone but yourself. I always make way in an isle and allow folks to go thru. Instead of park my cart in the middle and slowly contemplate between brands. Again trying to accomodate others. Some thing neither of u two are doing.

I mostly shop after hours or early morning hours to avoid selfish pricks like u 2. The world doesnt need any more me me me ppl.
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I'm a realist, the place is full of lazy dirtbags who can't walk with any whip to their giddy. Me me me!!!!
 
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