What Pisses me off Page

Tonight is fueled with low carbs and hatred!!

So I'm going to add another one here....Im sick and tired of listening to the same damn shit I heard on the radio all the time over 25 years ago!!

First off, Nirvana can fuck off. The shit came out when I was in 5th grade or something and I dont know how many more times we need to hear "Smells like teen spirit" in the same fucking day!! People talk about that band like they were the Beatles and it's bullshit!!!

I'm in a loaner car right now and can't listen to the metal channel or Octane and you'd think after a year of no regular radio there would be somethong new on. Nope....same fucking shit I've heard for the past 25 years straight at least. And all of these little radio friendly songs sound like the same shit. It's either Nirvana or a pop friendly radio song!!! And Korn needs to seriously change their sound because all of their shit sounds the same to me now.

Bands like Lamb of God and Unearth are much needed in my life. My wife says she thinks the music makes me angrier and I told her that I'm already an asshole, the music just makes me feel better knowing other angry fucks exist!!!
I'm sick of my fucking hair falling out!!! It's genetic on my mom's side and you know something? Primo and being jacked means more to me than some fucked up hair that's gonna fall out anyways!!!

I'm sitting there at my keyboard earlier and about a dozen pieces of hair are all over the keys. I had enough, off to the bathroom with the buzzers I went!!! Fuck it, I let it go!!! Fuck my hair, more primo!!!

I love a good @Demondosage rant ! When you read one yell it out WWE style , it sounds great ! :rolleyes:
 
A lack of communication in the work place. It's enough to throw a wrench right in the whole fucking process.
 
When you buy your wife a luxury sedan and realize she can't keep it clean!!! Fucking wrappers, old mail in the door panels, empty bottles of water, you name it. I have nothing wrong with cleaning the exterior and vacuuming the car but fuck, help me a little and throw your fucking shit away!!!

Meanwhile, all they can talk about is the next car they want. Take care of the shit you have first!!!
 
When you buy your wife a luxury sedan and realize she can't keep it clean!!! Fucking wrappers, old mail in the door panels, empty bottles of water, you name it. I have nothing wrong with cleaning the exterior and vacuuming the car but fuck, help me a little and throw your fucking shit away!!!

Meanwhile, all they can talk about is the next car they want. Take care of the shit you have first!!!
Cant stand clutter rats. My vehicle would never look like that. Might be some mud i missed that splattered its way in to my open window but thats about all youll find. Matter of fact im STILL finding clumps of dirt and mud splatter after my last outting
SUMBITCH!!!
 
When you buy your wife a luxury sedan and realize she can't keep it clean!!! Fucking wrappers, old mail in the door panels, empty bottles of water, you name it. I have nothing wrong with cleaning the exterior and vacuuming the car but fuck, help me a little and throw your fucking shit away!!!

Meanwhile, all they can talk about is the next car they want. Take care of the shit you have first!!!

McD wrappers and dead McFries between the seats ! That might sometimes fly in my work trucks but NOT the nice cars ! lol
 
When you buy your wife a luxury sedan and realize she can't keep it clean!!! Fucking wrappers, old mail in the door panels, empty bottles of water, you name it. I have nothing wrong with cleaning the exterior and vacuuming the car but fuck, help me a little and throw your fucking shit away!!!

Meanwhile, all they can talk about is the next car they want. Take care of the shit you have first!!!
We must be married to the same chic lol. When I get in her car I take ALL the cups, trash, gum, chap stick,cans, coupons and throw all them on the passenger floor and say when we stop you throw all that shit away!! Then pull out the microfiber cloth if I gave her in the glove box and wipe down the entire dashboard and console because the fucking dust kills me. I tell her all the time you know how many people would kill to drive this car? 60 K for a car and you treat it like a Kia.
 
You know what pisses me off?? Cheap ass appliances and parts!!! When I was a kid it seemed like my mother had the same washing machine, same vacuum cleaner, and same stove for at least 15 years. No issues at all. But nowadays it's all FUCKING BULLSHIT!!!

Worthless hunks of shit!!! And I'm not just talking knock off brands either, I'm talking brand name stuff thays supposed to be "top of the line." Yea....ok. my Frigidaire stove had a heating element in the oven just go out after only owning it about 4 years. I'm sitting here on the toilet shitting right now and I'm listening to the clapper valve thing still whistling from whoever flushed the cheap son of a bitch an hour ago. I've probably put 3 clapper valves, water filling thingies in this toilet within the past 2 years. Fucking pieces of shit!!! (No pun intended)

Let's move onto washing machines and dryers shall we? FUCK MAYTAG!!! Last washer and dryer set were Maytag and they were absolute garbage and didn't make it over 5 years. I ended up carrying the dryer out to the street over my head and beating it with a hammer unmercifully in the middle of the road on a Sunday morning. Thisbwas after I slammed it down in a state of anger and hatred. Then my mildly retarded neighbor came running over, and I held the hammer up and just stared at him, he quickly left (guy is a pain in the ass, always in everyone's business)

Vacuum cleaners. How about Bissell? More like Pissell!!! Piece of fucking shit, god damn wheels broke after about a month and it's like pushing a fucking prowler sled to try cleaning up a dead ant on the floor, Jesus christ!!!

Fuck appliances!!! Fuck...my legs are asleep now from typing this out on this toilet that won't STFU. Damnit!!!!
 
What pisses me off today?

Well, I'm getting a little sick and tired of hearing these babies bitch about the taste of liquid ancillaries. They're all like ,"OMg, how do I drink it? What can I mix it with so it doesn't taste so bad?"

This is for some God damn gains and muscles and to fuck bitches like a rockstar, just drink the fucking shit and stfu!!! I thrive off the acid - like taste it now. I embrace it, hell sometimes I hold it in my mouth a few extra seconds and cherish the thoughts of gains and rocketship dick effects that could break a chicks jaw if I slapped her with my chemical ridden pecker!!! All these babies need to quit crying and just drink the fucking shit!! It tastes bad to everyone, just STFU already!!!!
 
Went to both my kids open house today. And what could piss me off about that?
1) they use a peanut butter substitute now days. Called sunbutter. Cuz i have no idea how hundreds of years of school aged children ever made it thru life with peanut butter and the few that have allergies to it. It must of been mass homicide when i was growing up. They act as if peanut butter is mindlesswork and is banned from being on school property. Seriously, nothing made up about that.

2) they call Christmas break winter holiday? The fuck it is! Called CHRISTMAS MUTHAFUKKA and if u dont celebrate it then too damn bad. Its merry fuckin christmas while im at it.
Pussification of America is now starting in kindergarten.
 
Went to both my kids open house today. And what could piss me off about that?
1) they use a peanut butter substitute now days. Called sunbutter. Cuz i have no idea how hundreds of years of school aged children ever made it thru life with peanut butter and the few that have allergies to it. It must of been mass homicide when i was growing up. They act as if peanut butter is mindlesswork and is banned from being on school property. Seriously, nothing made up about that.

2) they call Christmas break winter holiday? The fuck it is! Called CHRISTMAS MUTHAFUKKA and if u dont celebrate it then too damn bad. Its merry fuckin christmas while im at it.
Pussification of America is now starting in kindergarten.
This reply pisses me the fuck off just reading it. No shit right? Absolutely no peanut butter when just 1 kid out of 1,000 can't have it. Or how about taco day 3x a fucking week because there are 10 Mexican kids out of 1,000 others. God forbid they eat a slice of pizza or drink a carton of milk!!!

Teachers piss me off too, they are some of the most warped people I've ever met. They act like kids do now. My son got in trouble for swearing one day, I went and asked the teacher what he said and her reply to me was "potty words." REALLY?? Are u fucking kidding me here,, we are adults, what did he say? Fuck? Shit? Cock? I walked back to the car and told my son ,"your teacher is an idiot, just go swear with your friends on the playground when no adults are around"
 
Went to both my kids open house today. And what could piss me off about that?
1) they use a peanut butter substitute now days. Called sunbutter. Cuz i have no idea how hundreds of years of school aged children ever made it thru life with peanut butter and the few that have allergies to it. It must of been mass homicide when i was growing up. They act as if peanut butter is mindlesswork and is banned from being on school property. Seriously, nothing made up about that.

2) they call Christmas break winter holiday? The fuck it is! Called CHRISTMAS MUTHAFUKKA and if u dont celebrate it then too damn bad. Its merry fuckin christmas while im at it.
Pussification of America is now starting in kindergarten.
Every year during the holidays when someone says "happy holidays" to me. I stare back at them for a second and say Merry Christmas. Fuck it pisses me off to no end.
 
Every year during the holidays when someone says "happy holidays" to me. I stare back at them for a second and say Merry Christmas. Fuck it pisses me off to no end.
This Christmas I'm taking the kids on a trip instead of buying them a bunch of shit. We are going to the mountains and going snow tubing or skiing. They can each get 1 or 2 things they've wanted for Xmas and thats a wrap!!! They wont remember half the stuff they got in a year, but they'll always remember the time with family.
 
This reply pisses me the fuck off just reading it. No shit right? Absolutely no peanut butter when just 1 kid out of 1,000 can't have it. Or how about taco day 3x a fucking week because there are 10 Mexican kids out of 1,000 others. God forbid they eat a slice of pizza or drink a carton of milk!!!

Teachers piss me off too, they are some of the most warped people I've ever met. They act like kids do now. My son got in trouble for swearing one day, I went and asked the teacher what he said and her reply to me was "potty words." REALLY?? Are u fucking kidding me here,, we are adults, what did he say? Fuck? Shit? Cock? I walked back to the car and told my son ,"your teacher is an idiot, just go swear with your friends on the playground when no adults are around"
Yes, i wonder how centuries of school aged children ever got bye with evil ol peanut butter on the menu. Sun butter?!? Take your shitty soy peanut butta wannabe and stick it up your dry old cunt. Peanut butta is the new marijuana. Remember that old campaign in the 80s & early 90s? Now its fuckin legal! Guess what? If your fuckin allergic to PB, DONT EAT IT STUPID!!! Quit levying your garbage on the rest of us!
 
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@Demondosage I see you in here a lot. Haha
@gr8whitetrukker I can't help but to laugh out load! You an i would get along just fine.

My ex had 2 little boys and she'd try and convince me to not go to the open houses. I wanted to be the active parent I was in their lives and she'd say ,"You are but can you not go?" I'd Insist every time. Then I'd argue points from rules they'd change. Ive got 20+ employees under me so arguing my point infront of a small crowd is a normal thing for me. I'm not a dick about it I'd just point out the obvious. I had one parent last time get up and leave mumbling ,"Every fucking year..." Lmao! Shit cracks me up.

One her sons was lactose but we never got rid of the fucking milk because of that! Why peanut butter? I'm glad they haven't done that here yet.

This whole fucking nation of millennials is realistically out of control. I've heard people down the millennials but when I saw it first hand it made me wanna blow up like never before.

Like you said GW fucking pussies! Plain and simple.
 
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