What Pisses me off Page

I'll admit, its my fault for being stupid enough to go in there in the first place. I'm going to start setting an alarm for Saturday's so on Sundays I don't need to grab any groceries and subject myself to the bullshit
 
I walk slowly in walmart cuz im tired of assholes flying out of aisles cart first. Knowing its a high traffic area and they do it any way. I will walk slow and i will try to be as understanding as i can of your beligerant ass. Its a lack of respect for anyone but yourself. I always make way in an isle and allow folks to go thru. Instead of park my cart in the middle and slowly contemplate between brands. Again trying to accomodate others. Some thing neither of u two are doing.

I mostly shop after hours or early morning hours to avoid selfish pricks like u 2. The world doesnt need any more me me me ppl.
Oh, I'm not that kind of dick. I'm respectful of others, I don't just ram my shit out of the isle. I'm talking the assholes rhat park their cart in the middle of the isle and refuse to acknowledge other people actually inhabit the earth not just them. I guess it's not so much people slowing me down, it's just the bad manners and not giving other people any respect.
 
Oh, I'm not that kind of dick. I'm respectful of others, I don't just ram my shit out of the isle. I'm talking the assholes rhat park their cart in the middle of the isle and refuse to acknowledge other people actually inhabit the earth not just them. I guess it's not so much people slowing me down, it's just the bad manners and not giving other people any respect.
Brother, I've actually hit carts like mine was a battering ram before. When they look at you and know you need to get through AND MAKE NO EFFORT to be courteous, fuck that, they're getting the battering ram!!!! I'm an asshole, I'll admit it
 
I'll admit, its my fault for being stupid enough to go in there in the first place. I'm going to start setting an alarm for Saturday's so on Sundays I don't need to grab any groceries and subject myself to the bullshit
You have to. Its the only way. In my area saturday or sunday doesnt matter. I need to go real late or really early. Thats the only way to avoid unnecessary ppl. Its vastly different depending on where u are too. In east TN where i vacation often folks are freakin awesome. They still have respect and its refreshing. Out here where i live...in suburbia metroplex its a bunch of lil savages. No one cares about anything except themselves. Which matches up to what ive always said...the best ppl come from the country. Hands down
 
You have to. Its the only way. In my area saturday or sunday doesnt matter. I need to go real late or really early. Thats the only way to avoid unnecessary ppl. Its vastly different depending on where u are too. In east TN where i vacation often folks are freakin awesome. They still have respect and its refreshing. Out here where i live...in suburbia metroplex its a bunch of lil savages. No one cares about anything except themselves. Which matches up to what ive always said...the best ppl come from the country. Hands down
I definitely have to agree there. Tennessee is awesome and you're exactly correct. Country people are different, what I'm talking about is some entitled suburban prick I ran into.

Like Pigeon Forge is 10x busier than any Wal-Mart, but it's not that people aren't courteous, it's just THAT BUSY. I can deal with that, it's ignorant assholes that piss me off. I might sound like a hypocrite in a way too now that I think about it. I dont like the fast pace of northern cities and wonder why people don't enjoy life more, and I'm from the north!!

So the best happy medium for me is to just stay out of Wal-Mart. (Even though they do have awesome gym tanktops and And1 socks, which IMO are the best socks ever made)
 
You have to. Its the only way. In my area saturday or sunday doesnt matter. I need to go real late or really early. Thats the only way to avoid unnecessary ppl. Its vastly different depending on where u are too. In east TN where i vacation often folks are freakin awesome. They still have respect and its refreshing. Out here where i live...in suburbia metroplex its a bunch of lil savages. No one cares about anything except themselves. Which matches up to what ive always said...the best ppl come from the country. Hands down
That's the truth brother. Unfortunately my little country town has grown into one full of meth heads and savages. It's not the country anymore for sure.
 
I definitely have to agree there. Tennessee is awesome and you're exactly correct. Country people are different, what I'm talking about is some entitled suburban prick I ran into.

Like Pigeon Forge is 10x busier than any Wal-Mart, but it's not that people aren't courteous, it's just THAT BUSY. I can deal with that, it's ignorant assholes that piss me off. I might sound like a hypocrite in a way too now that I think about it. I dont like the fast pace of northern cities and wonder why people don't enjoy life more, and I'm from the north!!

So the best happy medium for me is to just stay out of Wal-Mart. (Even though they do have awesome gym tanktops and And1 socks, which IMO are the best socks ever made)
Hanes X temp.
BOOM. That.jus.happened
 
I'm sick and tired of these dumbass fucking rappers in the gym. Just some dumb fuckers rapping out loud and waving their hands and fingers around like the dipshits they are!!! I swear to God every gym must have a cooly G rapper now, and none of them look like jack shit!!! Sorry there gangster G, I dont care how tough you act in here, your weakness is exposed. Now go pull your pants up and gtfo of here
 
Another thing I'm pissed off about are fat fucks and scrawny bastards that lack the gym etiquette to stand back from the dumbbell racks when they do their sets of endless curls!!! Why do the people most scrawny or out of shape need to be the ones to see themselves 6" from the fucking mirrors?? I'm getting to the point where I pretty much step right in front of then to grab dumbbells and dare them to say something, because I'm already locked and loaded with a good answer and possibly pissed off enough to take their heads off for being brave enough to spew some bullshit to me!!!! Yes, I'm on low carbs lately also.
 
Another thing I'm pissed off about are fat fucks and scrawny bastards that lack the gym etiquette to stand back from the dumbbell racks when they do their sets of endless curls!!! Why do the people most scrawny or out of shape need to be the ones to see themselves 6" from the fucking mirrors?? I'm getting to the point where I pretty much step right in front of then to grab dumbbells and dare them to say something, because I'm already locked and loaded with a good answer and possibly pissed off enough to take their heads off for being brave enough to spew some bullshit to me!!!! Yes, I'm on low carbs lately also.

Now now Demon , dont be unloading those 19" guns on some poor unsuspecting teeny wigger , :p
 
I'm sick and tired of these dumbass fucking rappers in the gym. Just some dumb fuckers rapping out loud and waving their hands and fingers around like the dipshits they are!!! I swear to God every gym must have a cooly G rapper now, and none of them look like jack shit!!! Sorry there gangster G, I dont care how tough you act in here, your weakness is exposed. Now go pull your pants up and gtfo of here
This. Rappers are ghey. Wannabe rappers are ghey(er). Even my wife laughs at them
 
Tonight is fueled with low carbs and hatred!!

So I'm going to add another one here....Im sick and tired of listening to the same damn shit I heard on the radio all the time over 25 years ago!!

First off, Nirvana can fuck off. The shit came out when I was in 5th grade or something and I dont know how many more times we need to hear "Smells like teen spirit" in the same fucking day!! People talk about that band like they were the Beatles and it's bullshit!!!

I'm in a loaner car right now and can't listen to the metal channel or Octane and you'd think after a year of no regular radio there would be somethong new on. Nope....same fucking shit I've heard for the past 25 years straight at least. And all of these little radio friendly songs sound like the same shit. It's either Nirvana or a pop friendly radio song!!! And Korn needs to seriously change their sound because all of their shit sounds the same to me now.

Bands like Lamb of God and Unearth are much needed in my life. My wife says she thinks the music makes me angrier and I told her that I'm already an asshole, the music just makes me feel better knowing other angry fucks exist!!!
 
I'm sick of my fucking hair falling out!!! It's genetic on my mom's side and you know something? Primo and being jacked means more to me than some fucked up hair that's gonna fall out anyways!!!

I'm sitting there at my keyboard earlier and about a dozen pieces of hair are all over the keys. I had enough, off to the bathroom with the buzzers I went!!! Fuck it, I let it go!!! Fuck my hair, more primo!!!
 
Back
Top