OldmanRob
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We have a few of those here.
OldmanRob
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They are everywhere.
When i sneeze it sounds like a 7' tall barry white just yelled RICOLA from atop the swiss alps thru a fuckin horn. Guarandamteed to scare the shit outta ya.
Its funny and i do it on purpose.
I know you do it on purpose, they all do
Pisses me off when some random swole ass trukk driver goes and poops on someones actual lawn. Really gets my grits
Oh well...Its raining
Let thy lord wash away his sins. Dear jesus pass the baby wipes! Oh pass the wipes my lord
Oh well...Its raining
Let thy lord wash away his sins. Dear jesus pass the baby wipes! Oh pass the wipes my lord
Are u talking about the mad shitter on the lose up in NY??Pisses me off when some random swole ass trukk driver goes and poops on someones actual lawn. Really gets my grits
Oh well...Its raining
Let thy lord wash away his sins. Dear jesus pass the baby wipes! Oh pass the wipes my lord
The only thing about pooping in the wild is you gotta remember to fold your weiner backwards so you dont actually piss on your schrunched up jeans. Not far enough backward so you catch it on the falling shit though. Just enough to feel its warmth as it falls
Oh man, that's pretty disturbing actually
TRT
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I do this same thing and scare the shit out of people and love every minute of it. Haba
I wish I was so lucky to piss in my jeans bent over cause that means I could actually where jeans. Ever since I started training legs 6 years ago jeans have been a faint memory. [emoji17]
TRT
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I have a hard time putting on a wet suit let alone jeans. Needs to be dry with a fuck ton of baby powder to slide that shit on over the knees.Thought you was a jeggings kind of guy
Getting the waist over these buns of steel takes two grown men using the freshman wedgie method to make it happen. When done I could make Beyonce jealous and makes my tucking game on point.
Lmao!
tenpoundsleft
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Hey! I'm one of those, my sneezes are paralyzing, it even hurts my back when I sneeze, it's so hard. And it comes in waves too, I hate it, can't do anything.
In public I try pinching the nose over the septum, that sometimes helps, or I try to muffle it, but it's hard, and it can be a split second thing at times.
I made both my daughters pee their pants when they were little and I sneezed. It's not funny to have this affliction.
Edit: if the stars align and I could sneeze while going at it doggystyle, exactly as I'm finishing, I have a feeling that could be monumentally enjoyable - die with a smile.
Wrangler Stretch fit jeans. Walmart sells em for about $20/pc. Buy them in your true waist size. You wont ever have a problem fitting in to jeans ever again. They stretch really really well. Contoured to show the hard work but not enough to look gay as fukk
TRT
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Really?! Nice. Got to try those tomrw. I just left there unfortunately.
I bought them 4 inches bigger in the waist like i did normal jeans cuz i was skeptical even after trying them on i figured i would account for shrinking. But i was wrong. Unfortunately i have to wear a belt because of this. I think i could of been better off in my true waist size and wouldnt ever need a belt with the way they fit. Seriously comfortable stuff man. And it hugs everything. They dont fade like normal jeans which sucks but its the only way a muscular person can wear jeans and for $20? Pshhhh
There are other stretch fit jeans on the market but they go well north of $175 for the "look". Nah, ill just take the wranglers
TRT
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Good deal. Thanks.I bought them 4 inches bigger in the waist like i did normal jeans cuz i was skeptical even after trying them on i figured i would account for shrinking. But i was wrong. Unfortunately i have to wear a belt because of this. I think i could of been better off in my true waist size and wouldnt ever need a belt with the way they fit. Seriously comfortable stuff man. And it hugs everything. They dont fade like normal jeans which sucks but its the only way a muscular person can wear jeans and for $20? Pshhhh
There are other stretch fit jeans on the market but they go well north of $175 for the "look". Nah, ill just take the wranglers
I had one good pair I would wear and even then the waist was big enough to wear if I held the waist out with my thumb and then smiled I looked like a success story from a slim-fast commercial or something.
Lol
tenpoundsleft
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It pisses me off to no end when native English speakers write "I would of" - that's fucking painful to see. Non-Anglos are excused, the rest of you should be embarrassed. An elementary school pupil knows that it's "I would've"...
Jesus Christ on a bike people, if you lift don't be a cliché - try to write like your IQ is above room temperature.
And I know phones screw up a lot of what we post, but not that one, if you write like that you're officially in the retard bracket, sorry.
Merry Christmas!
Jesus Christ on a bike people, if you lift don't be a cliché - try to write like your IQ is above room temperature.
And I know phones screw up a lot of what we post, but not that one, if you write like that you're officially in the retard bracket, sorry.
Merry Christmas!
tenpoundsleft
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Wetbacks and incompatible immigration - why isn't media talking about those two critical issues.
https://www.conservativereview.com/articles/immigration-system-really-looks-like/
Apologies to pinkos for not having a Salon, NYT, or CNN link - this stuff is silenced there.
Oh, and trigger alert to all snowflakes.
https://www.conservativereview.com/articles/immigration-system-really-looks-like/
Apologies to pinkos for not having a Salon, NYT, or CNN link - this stuff is silenced there.
Oh, and trigger alert to all snowflakes.
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