What Pisses me off Page

[gr8whitetrukker]

THE FUCKING DMV.

Double check and triple check everything i needed before i went in. Referenced their website to make absolutely sure i had what i needed. I enter line.
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait some fucking more
Get up to representative. She has the typical resting bitch face of a DMV teller. She scowls and sifts thru my well organized ppwk as if to look for some thing...ANYTHING at all to disqualify my visit. At this point i feel confident i have defeated her. Alas, her face lights up with glee and an evil laughs booms throughout the room. Sir, your going to need this notarized!
(Mission accomplished) she fucked another tax payer out of a days pay and time they will never get back to visit the holier than thou dmv office.
Which has some absurdly abbreviated hours it should be criminal.

I cant think of one fucking place i would rather be than the goddam dee-em-vee office.

 

[Kakarot]

THE FUCKING DMV.

Double check and triple check everything i needed before i went in. Referenced their website to make absolutely sure i had what i needed. I enter line.
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait some fucking more
Get up to representative. She has the typical resting bitch face of a DMV teller. She scowls and sifts thru my well organized ppwk as if to look for some thing...ANYTHING at all to disqualify my visit. At this point i feel confident i have defeated her. Alas, her face lights up with glee and an evil laughs booms throughout the room. Sir, your going to need this notarized!
(Mission accomplished) she fucked another tax payer out of a days pay and time they will never get back to visit the holier than thou dmv office.
Which has some absurdly abbreviated hours it should be criminal.

I cant think of one fucking place i would rather be than the goddam dee-em-vee office.

I made 3 trips to the DMV last time I went . Was only able to get done on the third time because a chick I used to sleep with was working and helped me out by giving the ok on some paper work that wouldn't normally of passed

 

[Spooby]

Switching cannabis dealers

Been getting mine from a great guy for a year now, became friends I guess, he ends up moving about 5 hours away the other day, got another person he hooked me up with, and the MF is taking too long to answer me back. Already starting this shit off with bad business... I swear these stupid mother fuckers out here where I live are the most ridiculous unintelligent people I've ever had the displeasure of having to deal with. So many of them. I got shit to do green man! Books to read, tests to study for, etc... and this faggot can't be bothered to do the very thing that puts food on the table for his dumb ass cause he's too dumb to do anything else... just... humans.

 

[Michael Scally MD]

Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
They sure do make you sleepy
With the things they might say
Po-jama people!
Po-jama people, people!
Mother Mary 'n Jozuf, I wish they'd all go away!

 

[Demondosage]

I'm sick and tired of seeing these families full of inbreds all wearing matching camo shit and duck boots. It's like once you've seen one you've seen them all, they could have their pictures taken and be used as a billboard for walmart!! The parents look stupid as fuck and the kids look even more stupid and FAT!!! Fucking fat as fuck I tell ya!! The daughters asses are hanging out of their pants trying to escape, all the while they think they look sexy. But in reality they're nothing but trash, just inbred trash that can't stop producing dumbass, bucktooth, stupid looking kids!!!!

 

[Demondosage]

And for the record, I'm not knocking hunting or camo here. I'm knocking inbreds who have given camo a bad name

 

[MisterSuperGod]

The Walmart commercial with that arrogant looking black bitch that has that look on her face that she's better than everyone else shown because she used their stupid app to buy gifts for her ugly little fuck trophies.

i couldn't stomach seeing it again after the 2nd time.

 

[Kakarot]

I'm sick and tired of seeing these families full of inbreds all wearing matching camo shit and duck boots. It's like once you've seen one you've seen them all, they could have their pictures taken and be used as a billboard for walmart!! The parents look stupid as fuck and the kids look even more stupid and FAT!!! Fucking fat as fuck I tell ya!! The daughters asses are hanging out of their pants trying to escape, all the while they think they look sexy. But in reality they're nothing but trash, just inbred trash that can't stop producing dumbass, bucktooth, stupid looking kids!!!!

Are you at the walmart in my town!!??.....

 

[tenpoundsleft]

Or the Mercedes AMG's

They are taking over, the one good thing is that Vancouver is the best place in the world if you like Chinese food

AMGs? What's wrong with them?

 

[tenpoundsleft]

THE FUCKING DMV.

Double check and triple check everything i needed before i went in. Referenced their website to make absolutely sure i had what i needed. I enter line.
Wait
Wait
Wait
Wait some fucking more
Get up to representative. She has the typical resting bitch face of a DMV teller. She scowls and sifts thru my well organized ppwk as if to look for some thing...ANYTHING at all to disqualify my visit. At this point i feel confident i have defeated her. Alas, her face lights up with glee and an evil laughs booms throughout the room. Sir, your going to need this notarized!
(Mission accomplished) she fucked another tax payer out of a days pay and time they will never get back to visit the holier than thou dmv office.
Which has some absurdly abbreviated hours it should be criminal.

I cant think of one fucking place i would rather be than the goddam dee-em-vee office.

The congenitally unemployable wind up there, or some other state agency.

Actually, fuck all federal and state employees, they are useless at best.

It's only city and county employees that are tolerable - and a good portion of them have their heads up their asses too.

 

[Gbro]

It pisses me off when I have to take a huge shit, and then only a small wet nugget drops out.

 

[OldmanRob]

AMGs? What's wrong with them?

Nothing at all, I want one.

 

[OldmanRob]

It pisses me off when I have to take a huge shit, and then only a small wet nugget drops out.

Push for half an hour just to produce a fart and a would be skid mark. I know your pain!

 

[Sk8man101]

Backsplash in a porta potty.
At my job we call it smurf-ass.

 

[OldmanRob]

Backsplash in a porta potty.
At my job we call it smurf-ass.

Lol, construction is my life, I am sick of having a blue head!

 

[Demondosage]

What pisses me off are hippies. And I dont mean the hippies who juat want to live simple and have fun and free love. Hey, if you're that kind of hippie then I'm all for it!!

No, the type of hippies I can't stand are the fucks who think society is always out to get them, the ones who always protest but don't even work a fucking job!!! The ones who sit around watching the news all day and have an opinion about every politician there is but in the scheme of life they're a fucking ZERO!! They don't contribute jack shit and bum the system harder than anyone!!!

 

[Senorman]

I’ve been trolling these fucks (Indian accent) that have a fake pop up for windows support, saying my computer has been hacked, due to viewing pornographic websites. Inspired by @Demondosage who had a funny story on trolling these fuckers a while back.


I’ve played the redneck, gay, and ultra serious dude calling them.

Here’s the number 877-770-0329 (add *67 to make call private)

I encourage anybody bored to call and fuck with them

Buzzwords to use: bhan-chod (sister fucker) or naraka (hell for a Hindu). One dude just called me a nigger, lol.

 

[gr8whitetrukker]

I’ve been trolling these fucks (Indian accent) that have a fake pop up for windows support, saying my computer has been hacked, due to viewing pornographic websites. Inspired by @Demondosage who had a funny story on trolling these fuckers a while back.


I’ve played the redneck, gay, and ultra serious dude calling them.

Here’s the number 877-770-0329 (add *67 to make call private)

I encourage anybody bored to call and fuck with them

Buzzwords to use: bhan-chod (sister fucker) or naraka (hell for a Hindu). One dude just called me a nigger, lol.

Ironic. Isnt it?

 

[Senorman]

Ironic. Isnt it?

Why do you say ironic? Cause I’m giving them a taste of their own medicine?

Edit: cause he called me a nigger and I’m white, and he is most certainly darker skinned? (A little slow on the uptake.)

 

[Demondosage]

What pisses me off is when someone has an obnoxiously loud sneeze like they're fucking yelling!!! You know what I mean, the type of sneeze you hear in a restaurant that makes you want to walk over there and punch the motherfucker in the mouth!!!! Don't give me the "I can't help it" bullshit either, they can fucking tone it down if they wanted to. It should be ok to knock out someone's fucking teeth if they do that shit in public