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This guy pissed me off. Where do you go when all the spoons go missing? This assholes desk. Best part of my day is when I put dead batteries in his wireless keyboard and mouse in the morning and I watch him flail around the office crying about someone fucking with his computer just to turn around and put dead batteries back into his keyboard and mouse when he is at lunch. Always a treat to make him flustered
You remind me of that old SNL skit where fallon played the office computer whiz assholish guy...?
 
Mother fuckers that piss on the toilet lid at work:mad::mad::mad::mad: if you don't want to retire you incontinent bastard at least do us all a favor and slap a slip on catheter on that husk you call a dick:mad:
 
What are the odds ?
It should be 50/50 odds that....

"You plug a (2 prong) light receptacle in it goes in the first time without turning it - but it dont ! 90% of the time I have to turn the damn plug-in around ! :mad:

That I turn the TV on in the morning and theres no commercial just morning news ....BUT ITS NOT!!

Almost every morning (different times) I turn the TV on theres a fucking commercial !! :mad:

Thank you ~Ogh
 
Being sick fucking pisses me off!
Chest/head cold that's totally taken the spring out of my step. Had to forego Thur/Fri lifting. :mad:

Trying to be optimistic for tomorrow's lifts, but damn, this little germ is kicking my ass.
 
My wife's from Vancouver. She even says they can't drive up there.

Chinese drivers sporting a green N on every other car!

I bet. Over 50% of the Vancouver population is Chinese or some other flavor Asian - and they're inherently bicycle country people, absolutely without any driving tradition. We'll have self-driving cars before they learn to drive properly.
 
I bet. Over 50% of the Vancouver population is Chinese or some other flavor Asian - and they're inherently bicycle country people, absolutely without any driving tradition. We'll have self-driving cars before they learn to drive properly.
We will be living on the moon before they learn to drive properly, lol
 
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