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Snow. Snow is pissing me off.

First it snows just enough to have to shovel.
Within a couple days, the temp rises, it all melts. Yay, right?

No yay. 'Cause then it fucking snows again. And then warms up, then snows again, wash, rinse, repeat.

Fuck snow, fuck shoveling!
What are you talking about..... in the 80's here now lol
 
Ok maybe this has been said before but, why in the fuck do they put poker on espn? It’s not a fucking sport. I don’t give a fuck when these tools are out on here. I’d rather watch some third world country’s 8th rated sport. Like licking the dingleberries off of a pissed off spitting llama. Sorry but just finished watching 30 for 30 covering The Nature Boy Ric Flair! WOOOOOOOO!

Or darts.... darts is not a damn sport! You are throwing a object at a board... what does your training involved? Lmfao!
 
Snow. Snow is pissing me off.

First it snows just enough to have to shovel.
Within a couple days, the temp rises, it all melts. Yay, right?

No yay. 'Cause then it fucking snows again. And then warms up, then snows again, wash, rinse, repeat.

Fuck snow, fuck shoveling!

I grew up with that, moved to warmer places right after college. Hate winter.
 
Dishonest pieces of shit who try to trick hard working people into giving them money for shit that isn't necessary!!!!

I walked into a jewelry store a couple days ago to get a new battery put in my watch, the owner was a straight up fucking bitch to me from the time I walked in until the time I left. I get home, and after a few hours the watch stops working. I go back down today and tell them that maybe the battery is bad they put in it. Her asshole husband takes it apart and says that the battery isn't the problem and asks me if I'd like an estimate on servicing the watch. I said to them ,"the watch just needed a new battery, you took it apart and now it doesn't work, maybe you screwed something up? Doesn't that sound logical to you?"

She asks me again if I'd like an estimate on getting it fixed and I told her ,"No, not from you, because I do t think anything is wrong with the damn thing to begin with...furthermore I wouldn't give you another cent of mine for anytging because you people are rude as hell!!" I walk out, drive to another jeweler downtown, guy opens it up, closes it, works fine. He said they didn't put the battery in far enough to make a good connection.

Told my mother about it when I talked to her earlier because she goes there, she said they tried pulling the same shit with her. They know theyre fucking with you, yet they have the audacity to talk to you like shit AND fuck with you? But most people fall for this shit, and it's not right. Sort of like the little old lady who is told by the mechanic she needs 3k in repairs when all it needed was a $50 part
 
Fake conservatives. I can't even begin to describe the disgust I feel when I talk with someone who claims to be one and their actions in life shout liberal. It's not the liberal actions that get me, it's the lie they are trying to live. Pathetic.
 
Fake conservatives. I can't even begin to describe the disgust I feel when I talk with someone who claims to be one and their actions in life shout liberal. It's not the liberal actions that get me, it's the lie they are trying to live. Pathetic.

Or the opposite, people who hunt, work in a small company, have been in the military, adult taxpayers, with children - but still vote for Dems. Incongruous.

Then you have the dopeheads who only vote single issue - gimme weed. The GOP should really revise their MJ policy, that'd garner votes, even if they're dopey.
 
Snow. Snow is pissing me off.

First it snows just enough to have to shovel.
Within a couple days, the temp rises, it all melts. Yay, right?

No yay. 'Cause then it fucking snows again. And then warms up, then snows again, wash, rinse, repeat.

Fuck snow, fuck shoveling!
Dude, I'm there. 3rd storm in 12 days.
 
Woman jailed after fatal YouTube stunt
"Monalisa Perez, now 20, was asked by Pedro Ruiz, 22, to fire a gun from a foot (30cm) away, believing a thick book he held in front of his chest would shield him.

The bullet pierced the 1.5in book, fatally wounding Ruiz last June."

"On that day Perez fired a powerful Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as Ruiz held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest."

The level of stupidity here is absolutely mind boggling....unfuckinbelievable
 
Woman jailed after fatal YouTube stunt
"Monalisa Perez, now 20, was asked by Pedro Ruiz, 22, to fire a gun from a foot (30cm) away, believing a thick book he held in front of his chest would shield him.

The bullet pierced the 1.5in book, fatally wounding Ruiz last June."

"On that day Perez fired a powerful Desert Eagle handgun from close range, as Ruiz held an encyclopaedia in front of his chest."

The level of stupidity here is absolutely mind boggling....unfuckinbelievable

And there were THIRTY (30!) people standing around witnessing this. All idiots.

I always thought it was fucked up government that held Mexicans back, but now I think I have consider the possibility that Mexicans are simply retarded.

How did they even get the funds to buy a Desert Eagle?
 
Here's a DE 50 going through 2.5 phone books.

The second and third illustrate what happened in the guy's chest



Maybe the wetback should have held at least 3 King James Bibles in front of him. Or used a manequin instead if he'd had half a brain


Common sense should have told them to take a "dry run" with no human being behind the book, first. But, natural selection works in mysterious ways.
 
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