What Pisses me off Page

[fokai500]

What pisses me off this Saturday morning is the muthafucker 2 houses down who never cuts his grass trash and junk all over the yard. Can't spend a few hours to clean up but will spend 4 hours polishing the wheels on his rusted up caprice.

Pisses me OFF!!

Just found out the IRS created a new tax bracket. I went over by quite a bit. I made a killin this year, 65-70 hour work weeks every week. Overtime galore. Well because we missed the lower tax bracket me and my family are NOT getting as much back this year.

This too fuckin pisses me off. I have a full time job and a couple of businesses. I have to spend the whole year hiding shit.

 

[MANWHORE]

When I masterbate cause my girl is sleeping,
then she wakes up and says "So, you wanna have sex"

M

 

[hunterbro]

It pisses me off when the retard in the white car coming at me in the snow storm is too fucking stupid to reach down and manually turn his/her headlights on. Death wish right there and undoubtedly it won't be their own.

It pisses me off to hear about money spent under the guise of "public safety". Could be anything.

Police quotas piss me off. Call it what it is. You say budget, I say quotas. Same thing! So the law isn't as important 'after' the quota is filled? Selective law enforcement pisses me off.

Institutions piss me off. Schools, government, prisons. Anything

Anything with word ASTRO pisses me off. What a dick he was.

Feminists. Or really anyone who can't try to understand both sides. Fucking liberals.

I could go on but you get it. I'm fucking pissed off alot.

 

[Ozzy619]

I hear ya, taxes suck! You don't actually lose money though by working overtime and therefore earning more. When you enter a higher tax bracket, only the marginal income (ie, monies earned once your income hits a certain level) is taxed at the higher rate, not all of your income.

Well Im getting taxed like a mofo lately

It pisses me off when the retard in the white car coming at me in the snow storm is too fucking stupid to reach down and manually turn his/her headlights on. Death wish right there and undoubtedly it won't be their own.

It pisses me off to hear about money spent under the guise of "public safety". Could be anything.

Police quotas piss me off. Call it what it is. You say budget, I say quotas. Same thing! So the law isn't as important 'after' the quota is filled? Selective law enforcement pisses me off.

Institutions piss me off. Schools, government, prisons. Anything

Anything with word ASTRO pisses me off. What a dick he was.

Feminists. Or really anyone who can't try to understand both sides. Fucking liberals.

I could go on but you get it. I'm fucking pissed off alot.

Hey you sound like me. I got a big ass truck so my family and I will be the ones who survive. I hate the word police, serve and protect, you mean harass and collect. Women belong in the kitchen and should be seen and not heard.

 

[Skull]

When I masterbate cause my girl is sleeping,
then she wakes up and says "So, you wanna have sex"

M

Lmfao this is what doesn't piss me off. That's some funny ass shit brother.

 

[MindlessWork]

What pisses me off are the frigging propane delivery people...they delivered at the last second as I was so low as my propane boiler was about to shut off in this cold New England weather

 

[xgunx]

What pisses me off are the frigging propane delivery people...they delivered at the last second as I was so low as my propane boiler was about to shut off in this cold New England weather

Maybe your tanks were deflated. Lol couldnt help myself

 

[Roid Rage]

What pisses me off are the frigging propane delivery people...they delivered at the last second as I was so low as my propane boiler was about to shut off in this cold New England weather

For a second there, I felt like I was reading about an episode of King of the Hill. I'm sure Hank Hill from Strickland Propane would have given you better service.

I am not a shill for Strickland Propane.

 

[Skull]

For a second there, I felt like I was reading about an episode of King of the Hill. I'm sure Hank Hill from Strickland Propane would have given you better service.

I am not a shill for Strickland Propane.

Bro I have a confession to make! I use to love that movie in your avi when I was a kid lmfao. That just took me way back Nowa days I'm the man who sales propane an propane accessories! Hahaha Funny ass Hank an his red neck havin ass ways

 

[hunterbro]

Yuppies piss me off. Driving around in their fancy little foreign cars getting stuck in the snow so I have to drive around them in my big truck while they stand there looking lost holding that Starbucks latte.

Yuppies piss me off. Pulling their little kids in a pull behind cart on their fancy little 17speed bicycles on the way to the park that sells gluten free ice cream. Too bad they do it on the highway where the speed limit is 60mph. I just want to gentle 'nudge' one with my bumper sometime. Assholes.

Yuppies piss me off. Making sure little Jenny doesn't get a letter grade in school because letter grades promote separation. Making sure we have police at the schools door instead of using their own second amendment rights. Run for cover when there's a shooter or wait for me to save them.

Yuppies piss me off. Looking at me like I'm a muscle head at the gym because they're too fat and lazy to have discipline. No discipline to lift. No discipline to diet. Probably because they didn't get a grade in school either.
Fucking Yuppies. Now where's my tren? time for another hit.

 

[MindlessWork]

Maybe your tanks were deflated. Lol couldnt help myself

Bet you know more about Deflate-gate

 

[hunterbro]

Is it OK if I single handedly perpetuate this thread for the rest of the year?

 

[Ozzy619]

It pisses me off when I go to fix someone elses fuck up. I bought my house 2 years ago and today my water heater had a catastrophic failure, it was brand new when I bought. Its on the second floor and within two minutes flooded my kitchen. Whoever installed it soldered the pressure release valve to the copper pipe, had to cut the motherfucker off and now I have to do everything the right way, the way it should have been done the first time.

 

[boodecarlo]

Stupid play calls at the end of the Super Bowl

 

[Roid Rage]

Bro I have a confession to make! I use to love that movie in your avi when I was a kid lmfao. That just took me way back Nowa days I'm the man who sales propane an propane accessories! Hahaha Funny ass Hank an his red neck havin ass ways

A couple of my friends and I would watch that movie all the time when we were kids. It's a mind-blowing experience when you're a kid. Those Killer Klowns make the other murderous clowns (the Joker, Pennywise, Ronald McDonald - his food kills people) look like sissies.

 

[Kubrick]

It pisses me off when I go to fix someone elses fuck up. I bought my house 2 years ago and today my water heater had a catastrophic failure, it was brand new when I bought. Its on the second floor and within two minutes flooded my kitchen. Whoever installed it soldered the pressure release valve to the copper pipe, had to cut the motherfucker off and now I have to do everything the right way, the way it should have been done the first time.

What a fucking hack job!! Good luck with that bro. Hopefully it doesn't set you back too much time and money.

 

[boodecarlo]

It pisses me off when I go to fix someone elses fuck up. I bought my house 2 years ago and today my water heater had a catastrophic failure, it was brand new when I bought. Its on the second floor and within two minutes flooded my kitchen. Whoever installed it soldered the pressure release valve to the copper pipe, had to cut the motherfucker off and now I have to do everything the right way, the way it should have been done the first time.

Oz I know plumbing pretty well & that fucking sucks. I fix other peoples screw ups or them being just pure lazy all the time. Good luck brother.

 

[element00]

Not me for a change, but the guy a few doors up...now he is pissed
Out walking the dog and I see a pile of something in the front garden of this dudes house. As I get closer I see they are womens clothes and he comes out the door carrying more giving it the fuck this, fuck that. He looks at me and asks if I want any of it, I say no I'm good and he responds with 'it's probably best it smells like cunt whore anyways'
I keep walking as it's clear he's on a mission. Couldn't help myself but to go passed again on my way back and he's sitting on the ground with a pair of scissors. From what I seen she's gonna be buying a completely new wardrobe by the time he was done

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

Fat whiney people that over eat and blame society for there own doings.

It's not my fault your fat and unattractive to the opposite Sex.

So stop cramming this big is beautiful bull shit down my throat.

No, it is not ok to teach your children that being fat is acceptable nobody WANTS to be fat.

Also, Hippies piss me off too...

 

[johnnyBALLZ]

Walmart pisses me off..

Also, I'm not saying you're trash if you go out in public with your pajama pants and slippers on with a shirt 3 sizes too small that has your muffin top exposed to the world but it certainly looks like you're trying to appear that you are..