No, let me tell you what pisses me off; THE SHIT-ASS SERVICE INDUSTRY AND CUSTOMER SERVICE!!! I don't even know where to start, so I'll just start with cashiers.
#1- Cashiers- Bitch, when I get to the register you need to get off your fucking phone and take my God damn $$$$. And when I'm digging through my wallet or pockets for money, please don't hold your hand out like a punk, I'll break that shit!!! And you foreign motherfuckers need to quit burning incense in that place, don't worry it still smells like piss and curry in your convenience stores despite the incense. On the other side of the coin, if you're a customer then you need to get off the damn phone when you get to the checkout.
#2- I REFUSE TO BAG MY OWN GROCERIES BECAUSE YOUR MANAGEMENT AND STORE SUCKS FUCKING DICK!!! I'll be damned if I'm going to bag my own God damn groceries just because your store is run by a bunch of jew ass motherfuckers who can't hire 1 extra person. My fuck it meter gets even more tapped out when there are 8 of you dickwads in there around 11:00p at night and there is nobody shopping other than myself, and you fuckheads would assume stand there and watch a customer bag their own shit. Go fuck yourselves!!! And while I'm on checking out at grocery stores, how about I give you my damn club card when I'm damn good and ready, not when you ask me for it? Let me finish putting my shit on your conveyor belt first motherfucker, don't worry I'll get you the card.
#3- Overpriced stores with no conveyor belt and shitty lights. Making all that money charging up the ass for stuff, and can't even get decent lights or a belt to put you shit on. Fuck these places and I boycott them at all costs. And fuck Wal-mart too while i'm at it.
#4- Waiters and Waitresses with no personality. Bitch, if you can't crack a half-assed smile, ask me if I'd like a refill on my drink, or at least seem remotely interested in earning a God damn tip, then you don't need to be serving people at tables. GTFO!! I know you're scared of me because I'm a little bigger, but relax I'm not gonna rape you, I just want a refill on a fucking diet Coke you dumbass bitch!!
#5- Old haggard waitresses who try to refill my coffee before it's finished. Ask me if I'd like a refill on my coffee you old bitch, don't just assume so and start pouring. I have my mixture just right w/ my cream and splenda, and here you come pouring more hot coffee in my mug and fucking up the whole damn mixture!!! FUCK that shit pisses me off!!
#6- Strippers who have no personality on top of no body. Apparently the equal employment thing is now in the stripping business too(as well as Hooter's restaurant.) Whats even worse is on top of having no body, they have no personality either. And when did a dumbass bitch start trying to charge $60 for a 2 minute lap dance? I don't think so bitch, choke on a dick already!!
#7- Stock people who get pissed off and frustrated when a customer is shopping. Look bitch, it's a grocery store, you're going to have to deal with customers. Now move the damn cart and let me reach a carton of eggs already, you're not going to guard it on me!!
#8- Foreigners I cannot understand trying to get information from me on the phone. I don't even attempt to talk to them anymore, if they're English sucks I tell them I can't understand them and hang up. If I went to go live in Mexico and spoke shitty spanish, do you really think I'd get hired trying to talk to people on a fucking phone all day?
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