What Pisses me off Page

[Ozzy619]

Obese people in fitness jobs. I know this girl who is a physical education teacher and weighs 400 pounds easily. I know for a fact she has a shitty diet and drinks like a fish. And how the hell can you be used to teach kids how to live a healthy lifestyle when you can't even see your toes? I have also seen the girl wear the skimpiest clothing. This brings me to my next point of "what pisses me off "which is extremely fat people wearing very revealing clothing. Please hide your adipose!

I have a buddy like this. Hes fat as fuck but trying to become a personal trainer right now. Im like dude, who the fuck is going to take advice from you.

Today my grandfather who is very much into fitness, specifically running, was giving me weight training advice. He told me to do every machine at the gym 5 days a week with at least 80 reps in a row with light weight. I was certain he was going to start talking about Jack Lalanne and calisthenics next.

 

[Ozzy619]

Im starting to get fed up with my wifes hair clogging all the drains in the bathroom. Everyday I take a shower theres a rats nest waiting for me to pick up. My shower has turned into a bath twice this month. Nothing like pulling out hair full of soap scum, pry one of my favorite things to do.

 

[pumpingiron22]

Im starting to get fed up with my wifes hair clogging all the drains in the bathroom. Everyday I take a shower theres a rats nest waiting for me to pick up. My shower has turned into a bath twice this month. Nothing like pulling out hair full of soap scum, pry one of my favorite things to do.

Yep. Its happened to me a couple of times. Then when you pull it out its gross and slimy

 

[fightingfires]

and the stink.....

 

[TBJ9000]

I'm in Hawaii, im a very respectful person BUT, some local punk ass little shit mouthed off to my girl when she was waiting to get coffee. I got sort of violent and told him I'd choke him and make him swallow his own blood... Gf was pissed at me for two days... Just don't fuck with my girl and were cool, amirite fellas?

 

[MindlessWork]

I'm in Hawaii, im a very respectful person BUT, some local punk ass little shit mouthed off to my girl when she was waiting to get coffee. I got sort of violent and told him I'd choke him and make him swallow his own blood... Gf was pissed at me for two days... Just don't fuck with my girl and were cool, amirite fellas?

Perhaps your gf didn't like how you handled that situation, maybe a talk could be in order to explain why you took the action you did.

I have a buddy like this. Hes fat as fuck but trying to become a personal trainer right now. Im like dude, who the fuck is going to take advice from you.

Today my grandfather who is very much into fitness, specifically running, was giving me weight training advice. He told me to do every machine at the gym 5 days a week with at least 80 reps in a row with light weight. I was certain he was going to start talking about Jack Lalanne and calisthenics next.

lol...your gramps is a wise man and don't forget Jack Lalanne is the man who started the whole fitness craze well before bb'ing even became a real sport.

 

[antipcman]

I can agree more, there are a couple female trainers at my gym that are NOT in shape. I'm all for people doing what they love but come on. I can't be a blind driving instructor

She also teaches drivers education.

 

[twistulikepretzel]

what pisses me off is you go to the gym and door is locked with sign on door memberships will not be refunded.

 

[MindlessWork]

what pisses me off is you go to the gym and door is locked with sign on door memberships will not be refunded.

I've encountered that one time years ago....pissed me off after paying good money for the membership and then having to fight to stop the billing after the club closed.

 

[MindlessWork]

Trying to climb up or down stairs after leg day = priceless

 

[TBJ9000]

People that don't wave to you when you give them the right away, when the wind fucks up my hair, waiting for food whether it's at s restaurant or in line somewhere

 

[MindlessWork]

I can agree more, there are a couple female trainers at my gym that are NOT in shape. I'm all for people doing what they love but come on. I can't be a blind driving instructor

Ohh the fatties who are trainers...don't even get me started lol

 

[Ozzy619]

Now that we have a baby we have to work sex into the schedule and I know its starting to feel like a chore to my wife. Say one little thing about it and that pussy gets put on lock down. Sex to me is like being hungry, if I dont get it Ill be grumpy all damn day. Im one grumpy motherfucker today.

 

[MindlessWork]

Now that we have a baby we have to work sex into the schedule and I know its starting to feel like a chore to my wife. Say one little thing about it and that pussy gets put on lock down. Sex to me is like being hungry, if I dont get it Ill be grumpy all damn day. Im one grumpy motherfucker today.

Oh the wifey put on the iron panties today? What did u do to get put in the doghouse?

 

[jaymaximus]

Now that we have a baby we have to work sex into the schedule and I know its starting to feel like a chore to my wife. Say one little thing about it and that pussy gets put on lock down. Sex to me is like being hungry, if I dont get it Ill be grumpy all damn day. Im one grumpy motherfucker today.

What's weird is when me and my (soon to be ex) wife had our son we, like everyone else, had no time or energy for sex. But it was always me coming home turning her down. Mostly because I was crazy tired from work and then coming home to the screaming baby.

 

[Ozzy619]

Oh the wifey put on the iron panties today? What did u do to get put in the doghouse?

Well its kind of complicated but after the birth it took her 4 months to recover, which is understandable. But now that she is better sex is on the back burner, which is understandable as well because the baby. What I dont like is prearranged sex or making sex feel like a chore. Thats exactly what I said today and looks like Im getting another day off. Somehow it got flipped that I was mad at the baby, which is far from the truth. I just like sex to be enjoyable for both parties, but women can flip shit in an instant.

 

[Mr.B66]

Ohh the fatties who are trainers...don't even get me started lol

This is why i think most trainers are a joke!!
I see these out of shape people become employees at my gym. Now its obvious to me they have never worked out in their lives, but then ill walk in the gym a cpl,months after they got there and "viola" their trainers now. And it cracks me the fuck up when i see them training new members!!! The blind leading the blind[emoji57]

 

[Mr.B66]

Well its kind of complicated but after the birth it took her 4 months to recover, which is understandable. But now that she is better sex is on the back burner, which is understandable as well because the baby. What I dont like is prearranged sex or making sex feel like a chore. Thats exactly what I said today and looks like Im getting another day off. Somehow it got flipped that I was mad at the baby, which is far from the truth. I just like sex to be enjoyable for both parties, but women can flip shit in an instant.

Wow!!! We're all in the same boat! Cant argue with women, first off they will turn shit around on your ass and second they control the pussy which automatically makes them boss[emoji19]

 

[TyroneMoreGains]

This is why i think most trainers are a joke!!
I see these out of shape people become employees at my gym. Now its obvious to me they have never worked out in their lives, but then ill walk in the gym a cpl,months after they got there and "viola" their trainers now. And it cracks me the fuck up when i see them training new members!!! The blind leading the blind[emoji57]

There's a fat douche bag personal trainer at my gym.

About two weeks ago he was spotting one of his buddies who was trying to hit three plates (they're both fat) the guy half repped it.
He saw that I was talking to one of my buddies and looking at them bench at the same time and calls me out "you think you can hit this?"

I complied even though I was doing squats.
I was pretty heated from his comment and managed 5 good reps.
I then tell him to try it.
He starts complaining about his shoulder and how he did 100 reps of military presses the other day...

Today, I was hitting shoulders and over hear him and his buddy say that I'm juicing?
Da fuck?

I plan to show them my testicles tomorrow

 

[Ozzy619]

What's weird is when me and my (soon to be ex) wife had our son we, like everyone else, had no time or energy for sex. But it was always me coming home turning her down. Mostly because I was crazy tired from work and then coming home to the screaming baby.

What's weird is when me and my (soon to be ex) wife had our son we, like everyone else, had no time or energy for sex. But it was always me coming home turning her down. Mostly because I was crazy tired from work and then coming home to the screaming baby.

I have a few days before pct so Ill have a low drive pretty soon here. Its funny because on pct she feels like I dont like her because Im not bugging for sex all the time which in turn makes her want to do it all the time. Women are strange creatures.