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There's a fat douche bag personal trainer at my gym.

About two weeks ago he was spotting one of his buddies who was trying to hit three plates (they're both fat) the guy half repped it.
He saw that I was talking to one of my buddies and looking at them bench at the same time and calls me out "you think you can hit this?"

I complied even though I was doing squats.
I was pretty heated from his comment and managed 5 good reps.
I then tell him to try it.
He starts complaining about his shoulder and how he did 100 reps of military presses the other day...

Today, I was hitting shoulders and over hear him and his buddy say that I'm juicing?
Da fuck?

I plan to show them my testicles tomorrow :)

I fucking hate gym haters, good job blasting 315 and calling that fat fuck out.
 
Once you admit the woman is in charge it gets a lot easier, thats the first step my friend
I always tell my friends , when you first get married YOU are in charge and then one day, months, years whatever, you realize "fuck im not in charge anymore". But your right it does get a lot easier the sooner you except it lol!!
 
Its that god damn pussy, they use it like a tool. Fuck this, Im getting her off the bank accounts. Two can play this game :)

:o I accidentally did that once before we had joint accounts (she didn't have a job). She was using my card to buy shit and I got a call form the bank about some odd purchases in my account. Told the bank to freeze that shit cus TYRONE don't buy High Heel Stilettos in a size 6, I'm a size 13, Damn it! :confused:

She came home heated telling me off..

In short I had to buy a flesh light.....:(
 
:eek: I accidentally did that once before we had joint accounts (she didn't have a job). She was using my card to buy shit and I got a call form the bank about some odd purchases in my account. Told the bank to freeze that shit cus TYRONE don't buy High Heel Stilettos in a size 6, I'm a size 13, Damn it! :confused:

She came home heated telling me off..

In short I had to buy a flesh light.....:(
Lmao unless you are a crossdresser :D

But yeah women think they are the boss
 
:eek: I accidentally did that once before we had joint accounts (she didn't have a job). She was using my card to buy shit and I got a call form the bank about some odd purchases in my account. Told the bank to freeze that shit cus TYRONE don't buy High Heel Stilettos in a size 6, I'm a size 13, Damn it! :confused:

She came home heated telling me off..

In short I had to buy a flesh light.....:(

I would be all about buying a fleshlight but she checks the bank accounts :(
 
295 is my max too, i would love to hit 315. I put 3 plates on and shit gets real heavy all of a sudden.

Yeah. 3 plates gets heavy quick.

I thought I would be able to bench more giving that I can hit 225 for 20.
But any thing over 300 damn it's a struggle..

I wish my squat was up to par.
I have been squating ass to grass for a couple of months now but I'm only able to manage 245 for 5x5.

But picking up quarters with my asshole will come in handy I guess :o
 
Yeah. 3 plates gets heavy quick.

I thought I would be able to bench more giving that I can hit 225 for 20.
But any thing over 300 damn it's a struggle..

I wish my squat was up to par.
I have been squating ass to grass for a couple of months now but I'm only able to manage 245 for 5x5.

But picking up quarters with my asshole will come in handy I guess :eek:

Lol 245 is good for ass to grass. Go to a powerlifting form and I guarantee youll squat 315 like nothing. My trouble is my deadlift.
 
Lol 245 is good for ass to grass. Go to a powerlifting form and I guarantee youll squat 315 like nothing. My trouble is my deadlift.

I was able to pull 5 plates a while back.

But I noticed I would round my back way too much. Enough for me to look back on and say I wasn't deadlifting at all.

Right now with much better form I can pull 4 plates for triples. But my hands tend to lose grip with four plates on deck.

I think my back might be a little off from all those years of deadlifting Improperly.

Might have to check out a chiro.
 
I was able to pull 5 plates a while back.

But I noticed I would round my back way too much. Enough for me to look back on and say I wasn't deadlifting at all.

Right now with much better form I can pull 4 plates for triples. But my hands tend to lose grip with four plates on deck.

I think my back might be a little off from all those years of deadlifting Improperly.

Might have to check out a chiro.

Ive never done 5 plates even with bad form lol but the rounding of my back was my problem too. Im currently reevaluating my whole form and going light. Ill eventually get there but last thing I need is a bad back. Bought to buy a belt.
 
Ive never done 5 plates even with bad form lol but the rounding of my back was my problem too. Im currently reevaluating my whole form and going light. Ill eventually get there but last thing I need is a bad back. Bought to buy a belt.

Honestly, I was thinking of eliminating the deadlift from my routine. But I figured out that one of my bigger problems aside from horrible rounding was my rep and set range. I currently just do 2-3 sets of doubles or triples. Then I'm done.
 
@TyroneMoreGains tip: Walk up to fat man at gym look him in the eye then while he looking at you in the eye pull your pants down and while he`s trying to figure out WTF is going on hit him as hard as you can right in the fucking mouth( remember to pull pants up as soon as he hits ground so he dont get up and then you fighting half naked ) that way when the cut heals and he looking in the mirror at the scar he be thinking dam that guy had huge fucking testicles ...
 
Summer traffic! It's not even 2:00PM and already there's a 45 minute backup between work and home. By the time I head home it will probably be a couple of hours long.

This happens 7 days a week until Labor Day. Don't know if it's tourists or just a bunch of teenage drivers with nothing better to do than sit in traffic and text each other. Maybe I should buy a shit load of cell phone jammers and give them away in traffic jams.
 
Summer traffic! It's not even 2:00PM and already there's a 45 minute backup between work and home. By the time I head home it will probably be a couple of hours long.

This happens 7 days a week until Labor Day. Don't know if it's tourists or just a bunch of teenage drivers with nothing better to do than sit in traffic and text each other. Maybe I should buy a shit load of cell phone jammers and give them away in traffic jams.

Same out here in San Diego. Its a combination of kids out of school and dumb ass tourists. Traffic is completely a mess come summer time. Its an Arizona take over at the beach.
 
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