Women - an unsolved mystery

nervje

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Didnt really know how to call this thread, but over at the ass eating thread i was getting into what i am going to talk about now.
Some may remember, for those who dont, im a 25 year old with some woman issues and i wanna adress some of them now.

Lets get some background -
Ive always been a shy dude, i was ugly before i started lifting at the age of 16, and i was still ugly until my first big diet where i lost a lot of body fat when i was around 21 years old.
I got mobbed at school and even laughed at because I had a hard time talking to girls, so you can guess my puberty consisted of porn and playing games at home.
When I started lifting, it was still the same, except those 1-2 hours of gym a day.

I was a late bloomer, i didnt have sex until i was 18 years, and that only happened because I fucked a prostitute when I was out drinking with some friends.
The second and third time of me having sex was also because I fucked prostitutes when I was drunk.

It wasnt before I turned 20 where I had sex with a girl without actually paying or shit.
She was my first girlfriend and well, it sucked because i was with her because I finally had someone to be my girl.
We split after 3 months, and there I already found out that Im very ambitious when it comes to sex.
I kinda want to be the best fuck they ever had.

The first few times, when a woman told me I was "their best guy ever", i took it literally.
I also found out then (besides when always jerking off to milfporn) that I prefer women who are a few years older than me.

So first serious relationship (at age 22, so I had 0 sexual encounters between my first 2 girlfriends - 9 months of no sex!) was with a 29 year old and thats where I was starting to be very serious about being good in bed.
I started asking her, how many times were her most orgasms in 1 night of sex, which way she comes the best, always asking how she liked it and shit.
And damn, i really wanted to break that "orgasm-record".
And if what she told me back then was true, I of course broke it, because well, im eager as fuck like I said already.

Fast forward to now, im still kinda shy but lost alot of my shyness, I worked as a bouncer for over a year in the meantime so it helped me talk to random people without having problems finding words and shit.
Im also not as ugly as I used to be, but still not one of those dudes who can pull a woman just by their looks.

Im with a 14 year older one now, and well, small story goes like this:

When we first had sex, she kinda acted surprised when she came when i was ontop doing her missionary style.
Im more of a kisser during sex so its obviously my favorite position, because i can go hard and fast as fuck while still enjoying to kiss, so its always how I fuck the first few times.
We then had some talking and she said she actually never came when some dude was on top, and she actually orgasms the easiest when she is sitting on top riding a dick for her pleasure.

It got me kinda curious because well, shes almost 40 and wants me to seriously believe what she told me?
Also when i had my "how often u came in a night" she told me it was with me already (i recall her claiming it was +10 times during a fuck).
She said she never really paid attention to how often she does come, but before our first sexual encounter, I already told her about my "counting issue", so she told me everytime she did come.

Of course at first I was feeling good about it, but on the other hand I started to overthink it again..
A 40 year old, who already had several relationships, ranging from guys at my age to guys at the same age as her, fucking on cocaine and whatnot (were both pretty open about it so we told us some past sexual stories), and I satisfy her the most?

Im not even 'well hung', more of a regular sized guy and none of those cockmonsters, and the older I get, the more I kinda feel..or lets say wonder, why are women obviously lying when it comes to sex?
She tries to tell me, she doesnt come when someones on top usually, but also at the same time says she orgasmed with other dudes fucking her asshole (even though she claims to not like anal), which is obviously harder to do than during missionary?

I know, most who read this now may think ive got issues, but well, I wanna set constant prs in the gym and in bed...anyone has similar experiences? Or can explain why theyre like this?
 
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You have so many threads on this subject... Yes, I think you have issues.

Lol I figure

But to clear things up,
I dont treat a woman as sexual object.
Im a whole other story there, because Im actually very faithfull and clingy, when i love someone, i lovw with all my heart and well.
It was only after my first big love really broke my heart, I had a few months I only wanted to fuck them and then leave, but at the same time, I didnt care if they enjoyed sleeping with me or stuff, it was quick sex until i was done and then I wanted to concentrate on other things again (work etc..).
Kinda paradox i guess?
 
Yeah. Didnt read that. got to the 2nd paragraph, scrolled down, seen the wall of text and said nope. We all have issues, hence gear usage.

If it wasnt gear for me, im pretty sure I wouldve done some recreational drugs until now already.
Whenever I was in a small hole of depression, I looked up to gear+gym to get me out of it.
Time heals every wounds but im very impatient and need something to brighten me up until emotional wounds are healed
A transformation into a pretty jacked up dude and sex after it was what I chose, if it wasnt that, im pretty sure I wouldve done some coke or shit
 
I don't know if she's lying or not, there was this one older girl I got with in her 40s, recently divorced and ready to explore her sexuality after so many years of repression... she would cum almost immediately after penetration and then another 7, 8, 9 times. And of course you guessed it, she said that's the most shes ever had was with me. Who knows if it's true, I think women just say shit like that to make you feel good. Everyone is built differently, my wife can have sex forever and then cum once and that's it, she's done for the day. Even when we were 21 she maxed out at 3x a day. Every woman is different don't read too much into it and don't believe everything you hear.
 
Lol I figure

But to clear things up,
I dont treat a woman as sexual object.
Im a whole other story there, because Im actually very faithfull and clingy, when i love someone, i lovw with all my heart and well.
It was only after my first big love really broke my heart, I had a few months I only wanted to fuck them and then leave, but at the same time, I didnt care if they enjoyed sleeping with me or stuff, it was quick sex until i was done and then I wanted to concentrate on other things again (work etc..).
Kinda paradox i guess?

I am all about making a woman cum as much as possible but only so much can be done for that. As you get older you’re probly not going to worry about all of that anymore. Just give her the best you can and when it’s time, bust a nut all over her then snuggle up for a nap hehe
 
No use worrying about it. They all lie about this kind of thing. She's 20 years past her prime as well. She's also going to be entering the crazy-ass stage that women go through in their early forties. I recommend that you try a few different few different flavors. Try some 20 year old Thai pussy and see if you still want the old lady.
 
No use worrying about it. They all lie about this kind of thing. She's 20 years past her prime as well. She's also going to be entering the crazy-ass stage that women go through in their early forties. I recommend that you try a few different few different flavors. Try some 20 year old Thai pussy and see if you still want the old lady.

Idk haha i am really not about a womans pussy per se - i dont care if its tight or loose (tbh, current 40 year olds pussy is pretty tight actually, considering her age and her being a mother. Ive had 20 year olds who werent as tight).
Im also not about body/ass shape either, im full into face and tits.
Thinking about a asian woman moaning makes me cringy because their voices are funny
 
Didnt really know how to call this thread, but over at the ass eating thread i was getting into what i am going to talk about now.
Some may remember, for those who dont, im a 25 year old with some woman issues and i wanna adress some of them now.

Lets get some background -
Ive always been a shy dude, i was ugly before i started lifting at the age of 16, and i was still ugly until my first big diet where i lost a lot of body fat when i was around 21 years old.
I got mobbed at school and even laughed at because I had a hard time talking to girls, so you can guess my puberty consisted of porn and playing games at home.
When I started lifting, it was still the same, except those 1-2 hours of gym a day.

I was a late bloomer, i didnt have sex until i was 18 years, and that only happened because I fucked a prostitute when I was out drinking with some friends.
The second and third time of me having sex was also because I fucked prostitutes when I was drunk.

It wasnt before I turned 20 where I had sex with a girl without actually paying or shit.
She was my first girlfriend and well, it sucked because i was with her because I finally had someone to be my girl.
We split after 3 months, and there I already found out that Im very ambitious when it comes to sex.
I kinda want to be the best fuck they ever had.

The first few times, when a woman told me I was "their best guy ever", i took it literally.
I also found out then (besides when always jerking off to milfporn) that I prefer women who are a few years older than me.

So first serious relationship (at age 22, so I had 0 sexual encounters between my first 2 girlfriends - 9 months of no sex!) was with a 29 year old and thats where I was starting to be very serious about being good in bed.
I started asking her, how many times were her most orgasms in 1 night of sex, which way she comes the best, always asking how she liked it and shit.
And damn, i really wanted to break that "orgasm-record".
And if what she told me back then was true, I of course broke it, because well, im eager as fuck like I said already.

Fast forward to now, im still kinda shy but lost alot of my shyness, I worked as a bouncer for over a year in the meantime so it helped me talk to random people without having problems finding words and shit.
Im also not as ugly as I used to be, but still not one of those dudes who can pull a woman just by their looks.

Im with a 14 year older one now, and well, small story goes like this:

When we first had sex, she kinda acted surprised when she came when i was ontop doing her missionary style.
Im more of a kisser during sex so its obviously my favorite position, because i can go hard and fast as fuck while still enjoying to kiss, so its always how I fuck the first few times.
We then had some talking and she said she actually never came when some dude was on top, and she actually orgasms the easiest when she is sitting on top riding a dick for her pleasure.

It got me kinda curious because well, shes almost 40 and wants me to seriously believe what she told me?
Also when i had my "how often u came in a night" she told me it was with me already (i recall her claiming it was +10 times during a fuck).
She said she never really paid attention to how often she does come, but before our first sexual encounter, I already told her about my "counting issue", so she told me everytime she did come.

Of course at first I was feeling good about it, but on the other hand I started to overthink it again..
A 40 year old, who already had several relationships, ranging from guys at my age to guys at the same age as her, fucking on cocaine and whatnot (were both pretty open about it so we told us some past sexual stories), and I satisfy her the most?

Im not even 'well hung', more of a regular sized guy and none of those cockmonsters, and the older I get, the more I kinda feel..or lets say wonder, why are women obviously lying when it comes to sex?
She tries to tell me, she doesnt come when someones on top usually, but also at the same time says she orgasmed with other dudes fucking her asshole (even though she claims to not like anal), which is obviously harder to do than during missionary?

I know, most who read this now may think ive got issues, but well, I wanna set constant prs in the gym and in bed...anyone has similar experiences? Or can explain why theyre like this?
Since you are so obsessed with counting orgasms just come out of the closet so when a dude blows his load on your face there will be no questioning the orgasms
 
I just made my girl cum about 6 times. I never ask if it was her best or the most organisms she’s ever had. Sometimes it’s best not to ask and leave that unknown.
 
No use worrying about it. They all lie about this kind of thing. She's 20 years past her prime as well. She's also going to be entering the crazy-ass stage that women go through in their early forties. I recommend that you try a few different few different flavors. Try some 20 year old Thai pussy and see if you still want the old lady.

Body wise maybe, but women peak sexually, libido etc in their mid 30’s unlike guys who peak in their teenage years.
 
Old buddy @nervje I feel like ur big brother with all the women advise lol
I think what u need to do is stop thinking so Damn much like really live in the moment an fuck worrying about every one else ur never going to be the best fuck because unless ur her last fuck she stopped fucking u for a reason just stop worring about all that shit an remember some day ur gna be old af an do u want to have spent your whole life worrying about this shit just be happy no1 is perfect sometimes ur gna be great sometimes ur gna fart during a blowie it happens fuck it an live life with no regrets bud
 
Old buddy @nervje I feel like ur big brother with all the women advise lol
I think what u need to do is stop thinking so Damn much like really live in the moment an fuck worrying about every one else ur never going to be the best fuck because unless ur her last fuck she stopped fucking u for a reason just stop worring about all that shit an remember some day ur gna be old af an do u want to have spent your whole life worrying about this shit just be happy no1 is perfect sometimes ur gna be great sometimes ur gna fart during a blowie it happens fuck it an live life with no regrets bud

Christ. Watch the swears there, potty mouth. This is a family friendly website.
 
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