Would this piss you off at the gym?

I started going to a chain gym

Everytime someone walks in, the people at the desk greet them with a phrase.
Everytime someone leaves, they say another required line.

obviously this is their job, sucks for them, not my problem.

I don't respond, when I go into the gym I am in the zone, when I leave the gym I am tired and still in the zone.

not my fault some corporate idiot makes them do this. if this is part of "customer service" well Im not at work and im not saying hello to the random person at the desk because corporate made them say hello to me.

So now it seems like they are giving me an attitude welcome, sometimes repeating it or saying it louder with emphasis when I don't reply.

Adding tren tomorrow after my estrogen and liver labs.
 
That’s pretty gay. I’d look at them like they are stupid and keep walking. All I need from them is to keep the equipment in working condition and refill the paper towel dispenser.
 
This would be a solid question for Miss Manners.

I have never quite known how to respond to this sort of thing since people started yelling "WELCOME TO MOE'S" at me whenever I want a burrito.
 
Start screaming the phrase max volume from the moment you pass the entrance way, all the way into the locker room. Depending on your gym layout this should buy you a good 15-30 seconds of screaming, of which the earliest screams, when your voice is freshest, can be directed at the front desk staff. I recommend you dramatically draw your thumb across your throat as you pass them.

This is the only "totally sane guy" thing to do in response to their mildly passive aggressive greetings.
 
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